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Greetings, brothers and sisters in Christ,
I come to you today with an important discovery recently brought to my attention by my crack team of Creation Scientists here in Chicago.
Recent research, initiated by godless secularists and now taken up by good, BIBLICAL researchers at my nascent laboratory facility here in the Midwest confirms what we have long suspected.
There is a set of structures INSIDE THE HUMAN BRAIN that is responsible for the MOST HEINOUS SINS, my friends. Wicked secularlists have identified areas of the human neocortex (the "forebrain") which actually SHUT DOWN when the person is listening to HOLY, GOD FEARING HEALERS.
Co-incidentally, it happens that these same areas are responsible for rational "thought" and "critical thinking", traits which are well-known to lead to DISOBEDIENCE, LIBERALISM, and ATHEISM.
You read that right, fellow Christians. The Sin Cortex is an actual, physical structure in the brain. When it is activated, the poor soul is DRIVEN TO DOUBT the words of his or her religious authorities. The unfortunate creature is MOVED TO DISOBEY the Word of the LORD. But there is hope! It is DEACTIVATED by GODLY CHRISTIAN PRAYER. It may be possible to shut it down FOR GOOD by means of a simple surgery known as a LOBOTOMY.
As we speak, Dr. Jacob John Matthew, head of my neurosurgery unit, is performing some initial experiments on a number of test subjects at my facility to find out if there might be a way to SAVE ALL THE DOUBTERS and unbelievers in the USA by means of MANDITORY LOBOTOMIES. And, I might add, we have moved to quickly patent the technology we're using in these FORCED CONVERSIONS, which will come in VERY HANDY when the Republicans are looking for a contractor to "take care" of the Mooslims and Retards currently stinking up our GREAT COUNTRY. It should be very lucrative, indeed.
Glory!
I come to you today with an important discovery recently brought to my attention by my crack team of Creation Scientists here in Chicago.
Recent research, initiated by godless secularists and now taken up by good, BIBLICAL researchers at my nascent laboratory facility here in the Midwest confirms what we have long suspected.
There is a set of structures INSIDE THE HUMAN BRAIN that is responsible for the MOST HEINOUS SINS, my friends. Wicked secularlists have identified areas of the human neocortex (the "forebrain") which actually SHUT DOWN when the person is listening to HOLY, GOD FEARING HEALERS.
Co-incidentally, it happens that these same areas are responsible for rational "thought" and "critical thinking", traits which are well-known to lead to DISOBEDIENCE, LIBERALISM, and ATHEISM.
Schjødt’s team found that parts of the prefrontal and anterior cingulate cortices in the brain (the frontal network), which play key roles in vigilance and skepticism when judging whether a statement is true, were deactivated when the Pentecostal Christian subjects listened to a healer.
During the study, Schjødt and his colleagues scanned the brains of 20 Pentecostal Christians and 20 “secular” believers while playing them recorded prayers. The subjects were told that six of the prayers were read by a non-Christian, six by an ordinary Christian, and six by a healer. An independent analysis across subjects revealed that the deactivation of the cortices “predicted the Christian participants’ subsequent ratings of the speakers’ charisma and experience of God’s presence during prayer.”
During the study, Schjødt and his colleagues scanned the brains of 20 Pentecostal Christians and 20 “secular” believers while playing them recorded prayers. The subjects were told that six of the prayers were read by a non-Christian, six by an ordinary Christian, and six by a healer. An independent analysis across subjects revealed that the deactivation of the cortices “predicted the Christian participants’ subsequent ratings of the speakers’ charisma and experience of God’s presence during prayer.”
You read that right, fellow Christians. The Sin Cortex is an actual, physical structure in the brain. When it is activated, the poor soul is DRIVEN TO DOUBT the words of his or her religious authorities. The unfortunate creature is MOVED TO DISOBEY the Word of the LORD. But there is hope! It is DEACTIVATED by GODLY CHRISTIAN PRAYER. It may be possible to shut it down FOR GOOD by means of a simple surgery known as a LOBOTOMY.
As we speak, Dr. Jacob John Matthew, head of my neurosurgery unit, is performing some initial experiments on a number of test subjects at my facility to find out if there might be a way to SAVE ALL THE DOUBTERS and unbelievers in the USA by means of MANDITORY LOBOTOMIES. And, I might add, we have moved to quickly patent the technology we're using in these FORCED CONVERSIONS, which will come in VERY HANDY when the Republicans are looking for a contractor to "take care" of the Mooslims and Retards currently stinking up our GREAT COUNTRY. It should be very lucrative, indeed.
Glory!
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