Something is not right with cell phones

[handmaiden]

Re: Something is not right with cell phones

I suspect the only way to find out is to microwave it and any family members'.

(PS I wish to clarify that - do NOT microwave family members... only their cell phones.)

Ooops! Too late.

I was so confident in your instructions, Brother Bathfire!

You've never steered me wrong in the past. And the scientific corelation between the size of the average infant with the space available in the average microwave device when computed against the number of demons inside very young children based on their often disgusting behavor patterns . . .

Once again, all that higher education has come back to lead me astray.
Really, women shouldn't be permitted to use microwave ovens with their benefits of "convenience" and "time-savings". Clearly, the Good Lord MEANT for women to slave over hot stoves for hours at a time. I mean, can you make a decent pie in a microwave?

Sorrowfully Yours,

Handmaiden

p.s. My cousin informs me that I will never be permitted to babysit her children again.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Something is not right with cell phones

I suspect the only way to find out is to microwave it and any family members'.

(PS I wish to clarify that - do NOT microwave family members... only their cell phones.)

[PThorne]

Re: Something is not right with cell phones

Ezekiel can you tell me if/what demons are in my cell phone? This video has me worried since I want to stay as far away from evil as possible.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Something is not right with cell phones

Demons: a well known cause of poor reception and dropped signals. Up until then, however, I had never seen the species that inhabits cell phones.

Amazing! I will do it to Nephew Zebulun's iPhone when he comes round next.... and his iPad... can't be too careful.

[Felicity]

Re: Something is not right with cell phones

@Sigmund.R. Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

It would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Sigmund.R.]

I found this video on youtube. A person put his cellphone in the microwave and it drove out a demon!!!

Warning, this video is very upsetting. Don't see it if you can't handle it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Zs0a0TOy4&NR=1&feature=fvwp