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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Yomomma View Post
    I'm seriously wondering, is this forum a joke or are you guys a member of a babtist church?
    Why is it you God-mocking atheists can never seem to spell "Baptist", even when it's right at the top of the screen for you?

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  • True Disciple
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    Charles Darwin was the third member of the "unholy trinity" that invented communism, the other two being Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels.

    Darwins theory served to convince gullible people that they were members of just another animal species, and that the highest priority therefore should be to make as much children as possible for the state instead of for Jesus. Also, this led to the heresy that True Caucasians(tm) would belong to the same animal species as our faithful negro servants, in blatant violation of Genesis 9, which gives Godly directions for a Biblically Correct relationship between Hamites and the ruling classes of humanity, Semites and Japhetites.

    In short, dear Charles is enjoying a well-deserved eternal stay in a very hot place right now.

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  • Jarod Osborne
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    Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post


    It doesn't matter what I think of that insipid man, but it's sure clear that Jesus hates him!

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow
    Looks like Jesus is about to land a solid shot!

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  • Aaron Cyril
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    Allright, ill get back on topic.
    I think charles darwin created a laughable theory of how "organisms" started to exist. It might be a fine fellow and such, but he seriously offends god by spreading his living dreams.

    So I think darwin lost control between reality and fiction.
    Darwin is afraid of the truth, and thus creates his own.

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  • Phebe Carlyle
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    It doesn't matter what I think of that insipid man, but it's sure clear that Jesus hates him!

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Wait! Wait! The question was, “What do you guys think of charels darwin?

    This has nothing to do with the false monkey God “Charles Darwin”and everything to do with “Charels Darwin“ of 1353 North Street, Little Rock, AR 72201!

    Nephew Zebulun has checked with The Department of Faith, and “Charels Darwin “ is a God Fearing Christian of dyslexic parents!

    Personally, I think that he is a fine fellow and his example should be followed!

    (He also has a rather comely daughter, so you young ones should make your approaches.)

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  • Aaron Cyril
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    Charles Darwin ?.
    He is that fish faced idiot who thinks people "evolved" out of a monkey right ?. I can't remember how hard I laughed when I heard about him for the first time. Only complete retards must believe in that nonsense. (atheists ).

    I mean : how can they believe in animals changing into a human ?!.
    Every bright and normal person would laugh at the idea.
    I dont understand why they choose such a fairytale above the allmighty and obvious god.

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  • Colbert Mcpherson
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    Amen, brother, I thank you for your praiseworthy impartiality on this matter!

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  • Mrs. Rogers
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    What do we think of Charles Darwin? Well, I for one don't think much of him. He invented an insidious fairytale, comprised of rocks giving birth to monkeys and monkeys giving birth to people; a fairytale which has poisoned the minds of many people, destroying their ability to think critically and rationally. He commited a crime against humanity, in my opinion.

    The reality is, GOD created the heavens and the earth, and the first humans were fully-formed adults: made of dust, God's breath, and a rib ... elegant, logical, and certainly no faeces-flinging monkeys were involved in the process.

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  • Jarod Osborne
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    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    I edited the polling questions because they were clearly biased in favor of Darwin. I rephrased the questions so they are much more objective and fair to both sides of the debate.
    And not a moment too soon!

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    I edited the polling questions because they were clearly biased in favor of Darwin. I rephrased the questions so they are much more objective and fair to both sides of the debate.

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  • skaterLovesGod
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    If people evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys? I'll tell you why. It's because God CREATED them, just like he CREATED man.

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  • Colbert Mcpherson
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    Originally posted by Yomomma View Post
    Will someone answere my question, are you guys joking or is this the most ingnorant and stupid forum ive stumbled upon
    Why do you hate Jesus?

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  • Sister Charli
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    Since the invention of the evolution engine, Harleys no longer drip oil.

    Isn't this Charles D dude the grandaddy of evolution?

    Does he ride a Harley?

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  • Yomomma
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    Will someone answere my question, are you guys joking or is this the most ingnorant and stupid forum ive stumbled upon

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