Evilutionists claim "Drunk Monkeys" prove human-monkey link

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Evilutionists claim "Drunk Monkeys" prove human-monkey link

Yeah, magical powers could heal him! Let's try that.

Actually the Bible makes it clear that through the power of prayer and faith in Jesus, people can be healed. It says in the verses below that anything you ask of God will be granted.

I have toured Africa on evangelical missions and have cured people of many infirmities: deafness, paralysis, blindness, cancer, viral infections, even The AIDS. God will give you what you ask!

Matthew 18:18-19Verily I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever ye shall loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven. Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven.

also:

Matthew 6:6But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Luke 18:27And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God.

[Oompa-loompa]

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Here comes the funny thing: Science doesn't allow him to walk so what's so glorious about science? Jesus was able to let people walk who were first unable to.

Yeah, magical powers could heal him! Let's try that.

[Dirk]

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Here comes the funny thing: Science doesn't allow him to walk so what's so glorious about science? Jesus was able to let people walk who were first unable to.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Read the article so that you can say even one correct thing about him.

Are we supposed to believe Wickedpedophile.org, or are we supposed to believe a True Christian™ brother in Christ?

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Separated at birth?

Fig. 1. Stephen Hawking



Fig. 2. Davros from Doctor Who

[Brother Alex]

Re: Evilutionists claim "Drunk Monkeys" prove human-monkey link

By saying that, you proved that you are a lot more stupid than Hawking.
Read the article so that you can say even one correct thing about him.

Why would anyone want to read an article about a drunken retard?

[Oompa-loompa]

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Especially that Hawking dude. He's so wasted he can't even move. Just sits there in his own feces twitching at a computer with pre-programed smart-sounding stuff in it. Grinning stupidly all the while.

By saying that, you proved that you are a lot more stupid than Hawking.
Read the article so that you can say even one correct thing about him.

[Brother Enoch]

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Scientists are drunk monkeys

Especially that Hawking dude. He's so wasted he can't even move. Just sits there in his own feces twitching at a computer with pre-programed smart-sounding stuff in it. Grinning stupidly all the while.

[Dirk]

Re: Evilutionists claim "Drunk Monkeys" prove human-monkey link

This is just preposterous. So a bunch of monkeys like to get drunk. Humans like to get drunk. Therefore monkeys = humans. You can see how desperate evilutionists are if they are having to resort to half-witted claims like this. Atheist scientists know their viewpoints don't have a shred of credibility, so now they will go to great lengths to find anything to support their baseless theories.

If anything, here is my theory. We know it's scientifically true that "Monkey see, monkey do". These monkeys live on an island full of negroes. The monkeys see the negroes steal alcohol and drink it. The monkeys do it. Case closed.

Scientists are drunk monkeys

[Oompa-loompa]

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So because an animal "learns", that incontrovertibly means it's close to human beings?

By your logic, since octopuses can open jars that must mean we are descended from them? Look, God gave animals brains too. He didn't make them all stupid. If anything, this is proof of intelligent design because only intelligence can create intelligence.

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[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Yes, monkeys learn and that brings them to even closer to human beings.
Monkeys would not drink the alcohol if it would taste bad to them, so they have something in common.

So because an animal "learns", that incontrovertibly means it's close to human beings?

By your logic, since octopuses can open jars that must mean we are descended from them? Look, God gave animals brains too. He didn't make them all stupid. If anything, this is proof of intelligent design because only intelligence can create intelligence.

[Oompa-loompa]

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"Monkey see, monkey do"

Yes, monkeys learn and that brings them to even closer to human beings.
Monkeys would not drink the alcohol if it would taste bad to them, so they have something in common.

[Rebuko the Clown]

This is just preposterous. So a bunch of monkeys like to get drunk. Humans like to get drunk. Therefore monkeys = humans. You can see how desperate evilutionists are if they are having to resort to half-witted claims like this. Atheist scientists know their viewpoints don't have a shred of credibility, so now they will go to great lengths to find anything to support their baseless theories.

If anything, here is my theory. We know it's scientifically true that "Monkey see, monkey do". These monkeys live on an island full of negroes. The monkeys see the negroes steal alcohol and drink it. The monkeys do it. Case closed.