Slants Create Invisible Frogs

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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This coming from someone who takes care never to miss their five portions of baby-meat a day! Go pray to a spider, you damnable hippy wiccan.

How many times do I have to tell you I only ate veal ONCE! The nerve, honestly.

And why would I pray to a spider, considering I find them loathsome?

All I was saying was that the idea of a see-through frog, whilst beneficial, will not be the most pleasantly aesthetic thing to look upon. Hmmm....now that I think of it....maybe you landover baptist men should get some of these frogs. They'd be great wingmen (or wingfrogs, technically) for you. *snicker*

[Brother Temperance]

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The Japanese are creating invisible pornstars??? How disgusting. The perverts are so depraved they are getting off on not watching!!! Well Japan, I have news for you; Jesus sees you not watching! You hear, Jesus knows what you are up to!

This is a terrifying prospect. Within the next few years, Jap technology may have advanced to the point where invisible tentacle monsters can molest invisible Catholic schoolgirls without anyone noticing! Why, you could be innocently sitting in Church, praying away, while unnatural tentaclebeast-on-Catholic-schoolgirl acts are taking place just inches from your nose! That is a thought that will keep me awake tonight.

[Marshall]

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Bah, I have more than enough ammo for that.

[lord warrior]

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First see thru frogs, then see thru Japs. I wouldn't worry about the porn thou. With there small tallywhakers, it would just make them truly invisable.

The real fear is that they will sell this to the commie,pinko chinks. That way they can breed a whole generation of invisible chinks for there armies to invade the U.S. Thats there main goal. To take our money today, and our freedom tommorow.

[Marshall]

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I can only pray that the filth they are producing makes it to Landover and the DOF for a full evaluation and an official condemnation from the Church management.

[Bobby-Joe]

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AAARRRGGGH! Designer porn stars! See-thru-Saran-wrap-Jap homers, what will slick-ular science think up next!

The Japanese are creating invisible pornstars??? How disgusting. The perverts are so depraved they are getting off on not watching!!! Well Japan, I have news for you; Jesus sees you not watching! You hear, Jesus knows what you are up to!

[Sister Noddy]

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Probably just a stepping stone toward clear skinned people to perform in their horrific porno movies the Japs are famous for.

AAARRRGGGH! Designer porn stars! See-thru-Saran-wrap-Jap homers, what will slick-ular science think up next!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Probably just a stepping stone toward clear skinned people to perform in their horrific porno movies the Japs are famous for.

How does one access the LBC archives to research the evils of Japanese porn?

[Marshall]

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Probably just a stepping stone toward clear skinned people to perform in their horrific porno movies the Japs are famous for.

[Brother Temperance]

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They aren't invisible, their skin is just see-through so that they no longer need to perform dissections to do research. However, the idea of a see-through frog is pretty darn gross.

This coming from someone who takes care never to miss their five portions of baby-meat a day! Go pray to a spider, you damnable hippy wiccan.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Slants Create Invisible Frogs

They aren't invisible, their skin is just see-through so that they no longer need to perform dissections to do research. However, the idea of a see-through frog is pretty darn gross.

[Brother Temperance]

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In another attempt to pervert God's Divine Plan, the Jap scientists have created an invisible see-through frog that allows its guts to be seen by women and children. THIS disgusts me, and you can bet it disgusts Jesus too.

Oh, so now they plan on creating invisible human beings too? I'm going to forward this information to the DOF. The sneaky little monkeys could be planning another sneak invasion for all I know.

This sounds pretty uppity for "people" from Hiroshima University. I'd have thought their education would center more around subjects like "how to avoid getting turned into a small pile of radioactive ash". Nevertheless, I am relieved to know that my initial reading of the thread title was mistaken, and the nips haven't actually created invisible Frenchmen just yet. Frogs we can't see would be able to stealthily surrender to the terrorists with devastating efficiency.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

In another attempt to pervert God's Divine Plan, the Jap scientists have created an invisible see-through frog that allows its guts to be seen by women and children. THIS disgusts me, and you can bet it disgusts Jesus too.

No need for dissection as see-through frogs jump in

TOKYO (AFP) - Japanese researchers have succeeded in producing see-through frogs, letting them observe organs, blood vessels and eggs under the skin without performing dissections.

"You can see through the skin how organs grow, how cancer starts and develops," said the lead researcher Masayuki Sumida, professor at the Institute for Amphibian Biology of state-run Hiroshima University.

"You can watch organs of the same frog over its entire life as you don't have to dissect it. The researcher can also observe how toxins affect bones, livers and other organs at lower costs," he told AFP.

Dissections have become increasingly controversial in much of the world, particularly in schools where animal rights activists have pressed for humane alternatives such as using computer simulations.

The researchers produced the creature from rare mutants of the Japanese brown frog, or Rena japonica, whose backs are usually ochre or brown.

"You can see dramatic changes of organs when tadpoles mutate into frogs," said Sumida, whose team is seeking a patent.

While the researchers relied on artificial insemination, they said that genetic engineering could also produce transparent and even illuminating frogs.

Sumida said researchers could also inject into the transparent frogs an illuminating protein attached to a gene, which would light up the gene once it manifests -- for example, showing at what stage cancer starts.

Sumida said it would be unrealistic to apply the same method to mammals such as mice as their skin structure is different.

Oh, so now they plan on creating invisible human beings too? I'm going to forward this information to the DOF. The sneaky little monkeys could be planning another sneak invasion for all I know.