Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

[Dirk]

Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

That was a hard poll, 4 serious contenders.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

Reverend, I have to say all of the above, but I would say the being spawned of monkeys is the closest.

[Rebuko the Clown]

Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

I vote for being retarted. You have to be pretty stupid and unducated to beleive in nonsenseical ideas like Darwinism. Athiests are by nature fools, just like what Bother Alex posted. So obviusly things like spelling are pretty hard for them.

Christians are more intellegent and athiests are ignorant fools. Simple as that!!!!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

Gosh, I wanted to answer "all of the above".

I also think it has a lot to do with them using the letter "p" on all their ridiculous science words, hence none being left over for the IMPORTANT words with 'p' in them.

Look at this for proof!

Secular Evilution Biology Scientists have stolen the letter P

It is like they have stolen the letter P for their own satanic gain.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

I'd say that it is a clear evidence of their lack of intelligence. There is obviously a strong connection between their reading/writing disabilities and their lack of understanding regarding God's Word, but such retardation might be the sole cause of their disbelief in the Lord.

Psalm 92:6: A brutish man knoweth not; neither doth a fool understand this.

Psalm 14:1: The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

However, like True Disciple pointed out, it is probably a combination of all the factors listed above.

[True Disciple]

Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

I think it might be a combination of the factors listed above.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Why can't evilutionists spell "Baptist"?

I think this question merits scientific exploration.

God-mocking atheist evilutionists come here all the time, and can't seem to spell "Baptist", even when it's right there at the top of the screen for them to copy-and-paste. We KNOW that they know how to do THAT!

So, why is it they always come up with "babtist", even after being forced to type www.landoverbaptist.net to get here?

Because they're hairless monkeys. Not too bright. Oh, and don't have souls.

Sounds about right. It makes me so angry. I think if anything it proves, once again, we are their intellectual superiors.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I think this question merits scientific exploration.

God-mocking atheist evilutionists come here all the time, and can't seem to spell "Baptist", even when it's right there at the top of the screen for them to copy-and-paste. We KNOW that they know how to do THAT!

So, why is it they always come up with "babtist", even after being forced to type www.landoverbaptist.net to get here?