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    Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

    How can these disgusting things be natural, i was walking with my friends 6 year old daughter out in the woods when she suddenly tripped and started crying out. I thought she had hurt herself but she had fallen face first onto this monstrosity. It took me a good hour to calm her down before we could continue with our walk in the woods

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    Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

    Originally posted by Major Ringsore View Post
    How can these disgusting things be natural, i was walking with my friends 6 year old daughter out in the woods when she suddenly tripped and started crying out. I thought she had hurt herself but she had fallen face first onto this monstrosity. It took me a good hour to calm her down before we could continue with our walk in the woods


    This mushroom must be the work of Satan.
    I mean how else would something so disgusting exist?

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    • #3
      Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

      Originally posted by Major Ringsore View Post
      How can these disgusting things be natural, i was walking with my friends 6 year old daughter out in the woods when she suddenly tripped and started crying out. I thought she had hurt herself but she had fallen face first onto this monstrosity. It took me a good hour to calm her down before we could continue with our walk in the woods

      Is this how you got your username.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • #4
        Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

        Originally posted by Major Ringsore View Post
        How can these disgusting things be natural, i was walking with my friends 6 year old daughter out in the woods when she suddenly tripped and started crying out. I thought she had hurt herself but she had fallen face first onto this monstrosity. It took me a good hour to calm her down before we could continue with our walk in the woods
        Why would you come into this forum of True Christians™ and lie to us about finding this mushroom? What were you doing alone in the woods with a 6 year old girl? You then post something that looks like your tallywacker? Child rape is a sin , I can only imagine why she was crying after you violated her innocence. You make me sick.
        Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



        Run to the KJV1611!

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        • #5
          Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

          If a Catholic nun came upon that fungal horror, she would attempt to birth a demon for Satan with it!
          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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          • #6
            Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

            Originally posted by Robert Jones View Post
            Why would you come into this forum of True Christians™ and lie to us about finding this mushroom? What were you doing alone in the woods with a 6 year old girl? You then post something that looks like your tallywacker? Child rape is a sin , I can only imagine why she was crying after you violated her innocence. You make me sick.
            Unlike some countries (especially some with southern states) here in the Uk we trust our friends to be with our offspring i am afraid it's your perverted mind that has led you to this conclusion.

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            • #7
              Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

              Originally posted by Major Ringsore View Post
              Unlike some countries (especially some with southern states) here in the Uk we trust our friends to be with our offspring i am afraid it's your perverted mind that has led you to this conclusion.
              First, True Christians dont have a perverted mind. They live their lives after the holy bible which gives them much wisdom. After all you really seem like you hiding something.

              And my other question is, why are you afraid about something like this mushroom. Even when its brought by the devil, if you live the life of a TrueChristian you dont have to bother about that.

              James 4:7
              7Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

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              • #8
                Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

                Originally posted by TrueGermanChrist View Post
                First, True Christians dont have a perverted mind. They live their lives after the holy bible which gives them much wisdom. After all you really seem like you hiding something.

                And my other question is, why are you afraid about something like this mushroom. Even when its brought by the devil, if you live the life of a TrueChristian you dont have to bother about that.

                2 Corinthians 11
                3 But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ.
                I have nothing to hide, so the person who falsely accused me of being a child rapist is not a true Christian for they must of seen those images in their mind in the first place, as for the mushroom i have no fear in fact this particular type " The Stinkhorn" is rather delicious when fried whole and served with a side salad of mixed lettuce, tomatoes and liberty caps

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                  Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

                  Originally posted by Major Ringsore View Post
                  I have nothing to hide, so the person who falsely accused me of being a child rapist is not a true Christian for they must of seen those images in their mind in the first place, as for the mushroom i have no fear in fact this particular type " The Stinkhorn" is rather delicious when fried whole and served with a side salad of mixed lettuce, tomatoes and liberty caps
                  Stop making up lies. You posted that story because it is one of your sexual fantasies.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    Stop making up lies. You posted that story because it is one of your sexual fantasies.
                    Getting shafted by a mushroom is one of my sexual fantasies?????? You disgust me, i thought i was joining a forum of true believers and all i have had so far is false accusations thrown at me by some white trailer trash and some dick with a mullet for a hair cut. what a waist of a good afternoon i could of been out saving souls instead of being bombarded by crap.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

                      Originally posted by Major Ringsore View Post
                      Getting shafted by a mushroom is one of my sexual fantasies?????? You disgust me, i thought i was joining a forum of true believers and all i have had so far is false accusations thrown at me by some white trailer trash and some dick with a mullet for a hair cut. what a waist of a good afternoon i could of been out saving souls instead of being bombarded by crap.
                      You are just a pervert who came here to write sick stories to disgust us. So stop your lying.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

                        Originally posted by Major Ringsore View Post
                        some white trailer trash and some dick with a mullet for a hair cut
                        You are clearly not a nice person. Atheist without morals I presume? Can you please leave us alone?
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                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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                        • #13
                          Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

                          I was a nice person until i got insulted on here, but i will happily leave you all alone now i have had a taste of what false religion is and the way you treat genuine people.

                          Don't bother replying please but i will pray for you all

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                            Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

                            Originally posted by Major Ringsore View Post
                            I was a nice person until i got insulted on here, but i will happily leave you all alone now i have had a taste of what false religion is and the way you treat genuine people.

                            Don't bother replying please but i will pray for you all
                            Right, Mr. Anglican. You'll pray to the queen for us? No thanks.

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                              Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan

                              Originally posted by Major Ringsore View Post
                              but i will happily leave you all alone now
                              2 Chronicles 7:14
                              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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