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  • #16
    Re: What kind of a retard is it?

    Originally posted by AmericanAnarchist View Post
    if God created us how can you explain the appendix? or the coccyx?

    reasonable people: 1
    "Christians": 0

    god created us THROUGH evolution.

    god does not suspend nature, he manipulates it.
    Can you back any of that up with Scripture?

    You can't just make Christianity up you know. The Bible is God's LITERAL Word.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #17
      Re: What kind of a retard is it?

      Originally posted by AmericanAnarchist View Post
      if God created us how can you explain the appendix? or the coccyx?

      reasonable people: 1
      "Christians": 0

      god created us THROUGH evolution.

      god does not suspend nature, he manipulates it.
      Wait, wait wait..... Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccccchhhhhh!

      You don't believe that man was created in God's own image?

      What sort of "Christian" are you?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #18
        Re: What kind of a retard is it?

        Originally posted by AmericanAnarchist View Post
        if God created us how can you explain the appendix? or the coccyx?

        reasonable people: 1
        "Christians": 0

        god created us THROUGH evolution.

        god does not suspend nature, he manipulates it.
        Could you please explain to me what your attack on God has to do with creating a Christian classification system for retards, which is the purpose of this thread?

        Were you trying to demonstrate the "Darwitless", a special breed of retard that ignores all evidence to the contrary so he may cling desperately to his faith in Darwin?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #19
          Re: What kind of a retard is it?

          He was just trying to give us another classification to put on the thread.

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          • #20
            Re: What kind of a retard is it?

            Originally posted by AmericanAnarchist View Post
            if God created us how can you explain the appendix? or the coccyx?

            reasonable people: 1
            "Christians": 0

            god created us THROUGH evolution.

            god does not suspend nature, he manipulates it.
            Darwintard

            The appendix was recently found to be like the body's little greenhouse. It's a safe place for good bugs to go. You can live without it but you can also live without your tongue and that has a purpose doesn't it?

            As for the coccyx, there are a lot of organs attached to that. If we didn't have it what would they be attached to?

            Taaaaard
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            Ephesians 5:22

            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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            • #21
              Re: What kind of a retard is it?

              Originally posted by AmericanAnarchist
              god does not suspend nature, he manipulates it.
              manipulating the laws of "nature" Joshua 10:13 is the same as suspending them John 11:44

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              • #22
                Re: What kind of a retard is it?

                Another addition to the list; this is an adjective, rather than a noun.

                Tardcore!

                Usage: "Wow, Sister, this atheist poster is tardcore!"

                Inspired by this poster: HardcoreAtheist, who is apparently a Deist. This makes him not an atheist, hardcore or otherwise.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #23
                  Re: What kind of a retard is it?

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Another addition to the list; this is an adjective, rather than a noun.

                  Tardcore!

                  Usage: "Wow, Sister, this atheist poster is tardcore!"

                  Inspired by this poster: HardcoreAtheist, who is apparently a Deist. This makes him not an atheist, hardcore or otherwise.
                  A hardcore atheist who believes in God?

                  I guess these days we just make up language as we go. Toss the dictionaries, words only mean what each individual thinks they mean. Liebrals won't be happy until we're living in caves, grunting at each other.
                  Drama queen

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                  • #24
                    Re: What kind of a retard is it?

                    The last one I saw was in a Denny's outside of Knoxville and it was eating eggs and drinking chocolate milk. Snot streaming from both nickel sized nostrils as it forced fistfuls of ketchup soaked mush into it's gaping maw, sweat pants soaked with urine and liquids of all sorts. I don't understand why the parents feel it is necessary to expose their shameful mistakes to the public. I threw up a little in my mouth so I offered to get a horse blanket out of the F350 to cover the drooling waterhead but the mother just yelled at me like it was MY fault her spawn was causing me to puke on my boots.

                    I didn't want to lose a blanket anyway.
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • #25
                      Re: What kind of a retard is it?

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Another addition to the list; this is an adjective, rather than a noun.

                      Tardcore!

                      Usage: "Wow, Sister, this atheist poster is tardcore!"

                      Inspired by this poster: HardcoreAtheist, who is apparently a Deist. This makes him not an atheist, hardcore or otherwise.
                      That is a very interesting post you linked to. Sometimes I think it would be nice if special work of that type could be awarded a gold star (or something)!

                      @BelieverInGod
                      I guess these days we just make up language as we go.
                      There is a view (developed in France) that language is just that, and that words have no meaning

                      Toss the dictionaries, words only mean what each individual thinks they mean.
                      As a result, they assert, when speaking, we need a method of assessing [1] what another thinks the words we speak (to them) mean and [2] what ideas the words another speaks to us, are intended to convey.

                      Liebrals won't be happy until we're living in caves, grunting at each other
                      I believe the activity is commonplace in France

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                      • #26
                        Re: What kind of a retard is it?

                        I have seen no greater abomination than those who would label one as outcast.
                        Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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                        • #27
                          Re: What kind of a retard is it?

                          My favourite kind of retard is the one they call "True Christian".

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                          • #28
                            Re: What kind of a retard is it?

                            Actually, retardation is a illness, the result of what is called mutation, I presume you know anything about DNA, proteïnes, enzymes and all the genetic process of DNA replication and meiosis? If not read about it, then only you can insult retards.

                            Besides, if people don't agree with your opinions, there not obviously retards.

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                            • #29
                              Re: What kind of a retard is it?

                              Originally posted by Sheldon View Post
                              Actually, retardation is a illness, the result of what is called mutation, I presume you know anything about DNA, proteïnes, enzymes and all the genetic process of DNA replication and meiosis? If not read about it, then only you can insult retards.
                              Ah, you believe in the DNA hoax. Allow me to fix that for you: PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex!

                              Besides, if people don't agree with your opinions, there not obviously retards.
                              How could they be anything but retards if they are disagreeing with us?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • #30
                                Re: What kind of a retard is it?

                                so, retards are those that don't agree with everyone of your ideas?

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