[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Truth is friend, we never sleep.

You are BANNED!!

Praise The Lord©

This loser must have no life at all...


Artist rendition of the pesky sinner

[Talitha]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Aw you must be asleep..... cant delete my posts now

I will always win. There is no jesus. You cant stop the truth lol

Truth is friend, we never sleep.

You are BANNED!!

Praise The Lord©

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Wait a second... does this thread serve any useful purpose at all? Didn't think so.

[religious idiots]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

SHOUT GLORY!!!!

Hallejulah!!! JESUS Always Wins!!

Aw you must be asleep..... cant delete my posts now

I will always win. There is no jesus. You cant stop the truth lol

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

You keep trying, but I keep winning.

SHOUT GLORY!!!!

Hallejulah!!! JESUS Always Wins!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

No miracles today on your interweb preacher man lol. Pastor gargalo is a liar and whales have no scales.

You keep trying, but I keep winning.

[nomiraclestoday]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

That is certainly a disgusting display of negativity. OK, you are being sent off to the corn. Most people get the hint and don't become pests, but never fear! We have the ability, provided by JESUS, to work miracles on the Interweb.

No miracles today on your interweb preacher man lol. Pastor gargalo is a liar and whales have no scales.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

That is certainly a disgusting display of negativity. OK, you are being sent off to the corn. Most people get the hint and don't become pests, but never fear! We have the ability, provided by JESUS, to work miracles on the Interweb.

Praise JESUS for Pastor Al! There is no one better save JESUS Himself at rebuking the sinners who infest His favorite church and its forum. If anybody can convert this sinner it is you, Pastor.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

If the name of the whale shark didnt come around until 1828 and it didnt matter what they called the thing that supposedly ate jonah then the story doesnt matter. Now thats mythology in action. Maybe when they started hearing the myth they had a choice of what to call the story. Here are some choices that i think the writers of the book could have called the story.
Was the story called:
a. jonah and the whale shark
b. jonah and the whale
c. jonah and the sea monster
d. jonah and the big fish
e. jonah and the big whopper fish
f. jonah and the lying liars
g. jonah and the fishy story
h. jonah the bonah
i. jonah gone wild
j. the adventures of captain ahab and jonah
k. keeping up with the jonahs
l. take this whale and shove it by jonah
m. jonah and the blue fish comedy tour
n. nemo and jonah
o. how to bait whales by jonah
p. old jonah and the sea
q. jonah the whale hunter
r. jonah the fisherman
s. gettin jiggy with jonah
t. big fish, little whales by jonah
u. smokin da ganja by jonah
v. holy big fish batman by jonah
w. jonah and the fish alien abductor
x. sex with fish by jonah
y. teenage mutant ninja whalemen by jonah
z. fish gots big mouths likes whales by jonah

I don't really think there's anything I can add to this post... it's quite unique. It's also quite possibly the most coherent and rational post ever made by an unsaved person.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Haha hello mr pastor man. I want you to preach to me today.
Preach to me how you cant ban my ip.
Preach to me how you can change my forum name.
Preach to me how you can change my post.
Preach to me how I can make free email addresses.
Preach to me how the name filter wont allow gargalo or liar.
Preach to me how you punch little miss talitha in the butt with your wrinkled salami
Preach to me how you cant keep me from typing on your forum.

That is certainly a disgusting display of negativity. OK, you are being sent off to the corn. Most people get the hint and don't become pests, but never fear! We have the ability, provided by JESUS, to work miracles on the Interweb.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Haha hello mr pastor man. I want you to preach to me today.
Preach to me how you cant ban my ip.
Preach to me how you can change my forum name.
Preach to me how you can change my post.
Preach to me how I can make free email addresses.
Preach to me how the name filter wont allow gargalo or liar.
Preach to me how you punch little miss talitha in the butt with your wrinkled salami
Preach to me how you cant keep me from typing on your forum.

The Pastor is busy, but...

Someone will preach to you though, in person!
BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE POSTING FROM.
You cannot post anymore when Jesus has sent you to hell, now can you?
Praise Him!

[lolforumfiltersucks]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Oh, goody! I just woke up from my sojurn to preach The Word(tm) to the disgusting sinners on Maui and..............GONG!

Haha hello mr pastor man. I want you to preach to me today.
Preach to me how you cant ban my ip.
Preach to me how you can change my forum name.
Preach to me how you can change my post.
Preach to me how I can make free email addresses.
Preach to me how the name filter wont allow gargalo or liar.
Preach to me how you punch little miss talitha in the butt with your wrinkled salami
Preach to me how you cant keep me from typing on your forum.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

What would a psychotic baby burning sloppy second pastors bitch want with my name?

Oh, goody! I just woke up from my sojurn to preach The Word(tm) to the disgusting sinners on Maui and..............GONG!

[lsdjflk2j3423lk4jlskdjfs]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Friend, you haven't introduced yourself, and I'm having trouble pronouncing your name.
Can you help here please?

What would a psychotic baby burning sloppy second pastors bitch want with my name?

[Star Finder]

Re: Pastor Gargalo = Godly

Fish has been hanging out with his friend "Gerbil" and getting bad ideas.

Fish do you try and stick your whole head up your boyfriends butt?

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