How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

[SadSightSeer]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

Also, a great personality like Akimaaz Smith who is a - I quote - "Pastor Deacon Fred Hall, Landover Christian University School of Law, Freehold, Iowa, God's Country", a TRUE CHRISTIAN doing the will of GOD HIMSELF afirmed that so you, who are an "unsaved trash" (as your forum rank mentions it), can't have anything to say against him.

AMEN

[SadSightSeer]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

Romania, has electricity, cars, and exports plenty of fossil fuels. Their GDP per capita is $11,100. Only 25% of their population lives below the poverty line, and if they have no electricity, would you care to explain how he is gaining access to the internet?

Sacha-DG, please don't come here and shatter to pieces anything that these people believe in. You are a cruel person if you want that. America is the blessed land, the Bible is God's word and that's that. The rest can (and will) go to hell.

AMEN

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

Romania, has electricity, cars, and exports plenty of fossil fuels. Their GDP per capita is $11,100. Only 25% of their population lives below the poverty line, and if they have no electricity, would you care to explain how he is gaining access to the internet?

He might have a gerbil running some sort of treadmill to generate power? I really have no idea, but I certainly do not go around accusing people of being less than sincere without any proof. Being a Man of God, I take people at their word.

Why are you atheists so full of hate all the time?

[Sacha-DG]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

What makes you say that? He seems perfectly sincere to me.

Romania, has electricity, cars, and exports plenty of fossil fuels. Their GDP per capita is $11,100. Only 25% of their population lives below the poverty line, and if they have no electricity, would you care to explain how he is gaining access to the internet?

[Toxcity]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

lol, you guys believe in werewolfs and Vampires?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

I hope you all realise he is joking.

What makes you say that? He seems perfectly sincere to me.

[Sacha-DG]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

I hope you all realise he is joking.

[Cheshire]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

I'm not surre if you'll accept advice from a woman such as myself, but PRAISE GOD!

Or, move to Godly USA!

[SadSightSeer]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

What makes you think that electricity would be a favor?

According to this website, all you have to sacrifice is your self-respect, your sanity, your health, and your God-assigned dominant role in the bedroom!

Now, I may be a mere female, but I can certainly see well-researched science when I see it. Just look at this study of hair loss in men who wear (electricity-conducting) glasses! The author's scientific method has no flaw whatsoever, surely he is correct!

I only hope we in the electricity-addicted developed world can find a way to protect ourselves from this horrible menace!

Oh my Saviour! This means that in Romania (and few other Stone Age countries that don't posses electricity) men still have their self-respect, sanity, health and their God-assigned dominant role in the bedroom like it happens in the USA now. I pity you righteous American Christians for your depraved ways under the "sparkle-thing"! Long live fornicating under the black cover of the night!

PRAISE THE LORD FOR CANDLES MADE BY OUR DEAD PEOPLE FAT!

[JennyD]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

So, with no further ado, I ask you, TRUE CHRISTIANS!!, how can my people have electricity?! How long do we have to pray?! Do we have to sacrifice our maidens? Our children? WHAAT?! I WANT TO BE IN HEAVEN JUST LIKE YOU! :cry:

What makes you think that electricity would be a favor?

According to this website, all you have to sacrifice is your self-respect, your sanity, your health, and your God-assigned dominant role in the bedroom!

Now, I may be a mere female, but I can certainly see well-researched science when I see it. Just look at this study of hair loss in men who wear (electricity-conducting) glasses! The author's scientific method has no flaw whatsoever, surely he is correct!

I only hope we in the electricity-addicted developed world can find a way to protect ourselves from this horrible menace!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

However, I have it on good authority that most of the folks in your country are Atheists, Communists, drug addicts, Gypsy fortune tellers, vampires, Olympic gymnasts, Devil worshipers, Eastern Orthodox, and/or werewolves. Is it any wonder your country has been cursed by God?

You need to spread the Gospel message to others. Convert as many people as you can to True Christianity™, and convince them to do the same. Once True Christianity™ spreads like a wildfire across your nation, I know that your fate will change.

Either that, or make like Lot and high-tail it out of that depraved gypsy scumpit before the Lord smites it all to...well, it's hard to imagine anything worse than Romania know, but the Lord will find a way somehow. You probably don't stand a chance of making it into a civilised country like the US, but Godless Britain is only too willing to accept all kinds of East European filth, like Polacks and sub-Polacks. You make a refreshing change from the Islamists, I have to admit that.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How to earn the God's favour for "Electricity"?

Friend, you have already taken the first step, recognizing the depraved state that your nation it in. Praying without ceasing is a good start.

However, I have it on good authority that most of the folks in your country are Atheists, Communists, drug addicts, Gypsy fortune tellers, vampires, Olympic gymnasts, Devil worshipers, Eastern Orthodox, and/or werewolves. Is it any wonder your country has been cursed by God?

You need to spread the Gospel message to others. Convert as many people as you can to True Christianity(tm), and convince them to do the same. Once True Christianity(tm) spreads like a wildfire across your nation, I know that your fate will change.

SHOUT GLORY!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[SadSightSeer]

You can't understand this because you live in Romania, so you don't have electricity yet.Electricity is the will of God, just like gravity. If the Lord God can make the stars fall from the sky, surely he can make household appliances run without a hitch. What more explanation do we need?

This quote of wisdom is taken from one of the blessed men and women that found these forums to be their home in faith and it depicts a tragic situation in which I found moyself and my country in. Simply put: my country posseses no electricity because Lord God did not wanted for us to have. He did not want for us to have household appliances or everything else that runs with the "sparky-think" called "electricity".

So, with no further ado, I ask you, TRUE CHRISTIANS!!, how can my people have electricity?! How long do we have to pray?! Do we have to sacrifice our maidens? Our children? WHAAT?! I WANT TO BE IN HEAVEN JUST LIKE YOU! :cry:

P.S.: Also our country has just produced our first car! But unfortunately its wheels are made of wood...cut from the forrest!! We're pretty sad though because the wonder named rubber was not revealed to us yet and it runs with horse dung. So again, what do I have to do to travel magnificient roads just like you all have over there, in the most favoursed country by God...AMERICA!

GLORY TO JESUS AND THE AMERICANS!