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  • #1

    Cars are for fags

    I'm sick of these god forsaken, lazy, jew-lovin homersexuals and their cars. Jesus didn't have a car, why should you?

    He walked every day, and i, unlike all you fake Christians out there, do the same. Everyone who drives a car is a faggot and you all fornicate with your gear shifter, the phallus of the devil machine.

    If you want to truly love and respect Jesus Christ, our Savior, you will destroy your cars, and get yourself a pair of leather sandals and walk wherever you go.
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    Re: Cars are for fags

    Originally posted by HolySoldier View Post
    He walked every day
    No He did not.

    Matthew 21
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    6 And the disciples went, and did as Jesus commanded them,
    7 And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon.

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    • #3
      Re: Cars are for fags

      What have you been smoking kid?

      JESUS loves trucks and SUV's. The bigger the better!

      Here is what I drive.

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      • #4
        Re: Cars are for fags

        I beg to differ! cars were not available in jesus's time. Otherwise he would have been driving a huge truck, to kill al false christians.
        Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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        • #5
          Re: Cars are for fags

          Originally posted by Cheshire View Post
          I beg to differ! cars were not available in jesus's time. Otherwise he would have been driving a huge truck, to kill al false christians.

          Edit:::Jesus's.


          Whew!
          Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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          • #6
            Re: Cars are for fags

            Maybe you thought this was the Luddite forum? God had the wisdom to show Henry Ford the automobile, to share his discovery with all good Americans. How is a Christian supposed to get to work? Carpool??? Now that's gay.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Cars are for fags

              Originally posted by HolySoldier View Post
              If you want to truly love and respect Jesus Christ, our Savior, you will destroy your cars, and get yourself a pair of leather sandals and walk wherever you go.
              You sound like a member of the notoriously vicious Mennonite cult. Jesus hates Mennonites and so do we.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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              • #8
                Re: Cars are for fags

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Maybe you thought this was the Luddite forum? God had the wisdom to show Henry Ford the automobile, to share his discovery with all good Americans. How is a Christian supposed to get to work? Carpool??? Now that's gay.
                "An automobile powered by an Otto gasoline engine was built in Mannheim, Germany by Karl Benz in 1885 and granted a patent in January of the following year under the auspices of his major company, Benz & Cie. which was founded in 1883.
                Although several other German engineers (including Gottlieb Daimler, Wilhelm Maybach, and Siegfried Marcus) were working on the problem at about the same time, Karl Benz is generally acknowledged as the inventor of the modern automobile.[5] In 1879 Benz was granted a patent for his first engine, designed in 1878. Many of his other inventions made the use of the internal combustion engine feasible for powering a vehicle and in 1896, Benz designed and patented the first internal combustion flat engine."

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                My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
                Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
                So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?


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                • #9
                  Re: Cars are for fags

                  Only scientologists drive cars!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Cars are for fags

                    Originally posted by HolySoldier View Post
                    I'm sick of these god forsaken, lazy, jew-lovin homersexuals and their cars.

                    If you want to truly love and respect Jesus Christ, our Savior, you will destroy your cars, and get yourself a pair of leather sandals and walk wherever you go.
                    Clearly, you've ignored research exploring what Jesus would drive.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Cars are for fags

                      Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                      Karl Benz is generally acknowledged as the inventor of the modern automobile.
                      I don't need narrowpaths like you to correct my posts. Thanks, anyway.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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