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Many atheists, liberals and enviromentalists claims that dolphins are smart, some of them even claims that dolphins are smarter than humans. This is all lies, and i have proof for it: Ever heard of a dolphin who can drive cars? Ever heard of a dolphin who can shoot a gun? Ever heard of a dolphin who can read The Bible? No you havent, cause dolphins cant do these things, want to know why? Its because they are stupid, just like all other animals.
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Amen. I've seen jigaboos shoot guns and drive cars. Poorly, I admit, but it has been known to happen. Some jigs can even hold jobs and raise little jiglets outside of the system.Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
Dolphins are even beneath the jigs, in these respects.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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And dolphins eat fish, denying Christian fisherman their rightly catch and forcing up prices for Christians at the supermarket. For this reason alone they should be exterminated. Seals too.Comment
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I've heard liberals make claims like this before. "Dolphins are smarter than humans" they whine. Well unless and until I see a dolphin accept Jesus as it's Savior, I'm not buying it!
Plus, they're perverts.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Its not fair if dolphins should be allowed to eat fish and not usOriginally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
And the dolphins are so stupid that they dont fry the fish
Besides, dolphins are also fish, and they eat fish, that makes them cannibalsComment
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Perverted fish
"Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ’s sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong." 2 Corinthians 12:10Comment
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If dolphins are so smart, why haven't they invented anything? Why can't they do maths? Why couldn't they understand me when I was yelling at them at SeaWorld? Why can't they run for President?
Genesis 1:26
26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
The answer is because they are not smart, they are just another pointless, soulless fish He wants us to rule over and control.6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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Dolphins are perverts
and She Shepherd wants this perverted breed of fish to be allowed to live
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Also, they are gay
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And the ladies like it too!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I'm sort of wondering why PF is so obsessed with dolphins. I hope that he hasn't stooped to the lowest depths of depravity, namely, zoophilia.Comment
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I am obsessed with wanting to extinct this perverted breed of fish from earth, do you think that these stupid creature should be allowed to live just cause some unGodly animal activists hippies says so? I think not
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I've heard dolphin meat is delicious. God put all creatures on Earth for man's use so perhaps we can annoy some hippies and please God by eating them more. I want ALL meats on shelves, not just a few.Originally posted by Proud Faroese View PostI am obsessed with wanting to extinct this perverted breed of fish from earth, do you think that these stupid creature should be allowed to live just cause some unGodly animal activists hippies says so? I think not
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I can tell you that they ARE delicious, i hope we can trick the animal acitivists that we extincted all the dolphins one day, while we have a secret dolphin breeding farm at Landover so we still can eat dolphins, so that we dont have to deal with any stupid protests.Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View PostI've heard dolphin meat is delicious. God put all creatures on Earth for man's use so perhaps we can annoy some hippies and please God by eating them more. I want ALL meats on shelves, not just a few.Comment
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Originally posted by Nobar King View PostI would compare PFs hatred of dolphins to my own hatred of anal sex. We have been given a little piece of God's hatred, and we need to cultivate that.Originally posted by Proud Faroese View PostI am obsessed with wanting to extinct this perverted breed of fish from earth, do you think that these stupid creature should be allowed to live just cause some unGodly animal activists hippies says so? I think not
The hatred of anal sex is like a flower. It needs attention. Likewise, we should be supportive of PFs disgust for dolphins and the sadistic crimes they commit. The next dolphin he kills could be the one that Satan tasked with raping your daughter. Or even your son.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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