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  • The Myanmar snub-nosed monkey… God is not a sadist!




    Let me get this straight = God is not a sadist. All of his creations are perfect, because God made em. Now the snub-nosed monkey is a perfekt joke of God and proof that evolution is not existing.


    They have black fur, prominent lips and wide upturned nostrils which fill with water when it rains, causing the monkeys to sneeze.

    Creation Scientists were told by local people that the monkeys were easy to find, because whenever it was raining, the water would get up their noses and they could be heard sneezing.

    Consequently, the monkeys spend rainy days sitting with their heads tucked between their knees to avoid this. An unusual and dangerous position, because it could tempt the monkeys to lick their private parts.

    Now if evolution is true, why do these monkeys have such noses?
    When it rains they can be heard sneezing. Tigers or Polar-bears can hear their sneeze and then if they find them they eat em.
    I thought evolution gives everyone what they need???

    The Truth© is that these monkeys are made by God like everything else.
    God wants them to sneeze when it rains, we can only speculate why he wants that.
    I guess that’s one of the many secrets we will get answered once we are in Heaven. I pray that there are many rain days in myanmar and the monkeys have to sneeze as much as possible.

    And isn’t it great that if they sneeze too loud, we can kill all of them.
    Like any other species we have the ability to kill all of those creatures.
    At the end it does not matter.

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  • #2
    Re: The Myanmar snub-nosed monkey… God is not a sadist!

    Are you sure you haven't bee hoaxed by clever photoshoppers, brother?

    It's almost like someone superimposed the face of dead kiddie fiddler Michael Jackson onto a monkey.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • #3
      Re: The Myanmar snub-nosed monkey… God is not a sadist!

      Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
      ...All of his creations are perfect, because God made em. Now the snub-nosed monkey is a perfekt joke of God and proof that evolution is not existing....
      Every God’s creation is perfect since it serves to His purpose, even if common people cannot understand it. We True Christians™ can; God created those seemingly useless creatures only to rebuke those mocking Him by making up fairy-tales like evilution.

      Without the slightest doubt, this is yet another proof of His might and glory. Eat crow, evilutionists!

      Shout GLORY!
      Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


      ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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      • #4
        Re: The Myanmar snub-nosed monkey… God is not a sadist!

        I think it is wonderful how God has arranged for us to sneeze when things that tickle get in our noses. Or wasps.

        I often notice in European winters that snowflakes tend to blow around a fair bit especially about the face. Sneezing is a blessing, the way God has co-ordinated all those muscle groups in just the right way!

        Having abandoned God, the heathen avoids sneezing under similar circumstances. How awful it must be to be a heathen.

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        • #5
          Re: The Myanmar snub-nosed monkey… God is not a sadist!

          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          Sneezing is a blessing, the way God has co-ordinated all those muscle groups in just the right way!
          The same goes for farting (Isaiah 16:11); farting is an intelligent design that enables the human body to expel gas. Every time you fart, you should bless the Lord for his wonderful creation and explain to others around you how wonderful the Lord is.

          YiC, DUH
          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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          • #6
            Re: The Myanmar snub-nosed monkey… God is not a sadist!

            Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
            The same goes for farting (Isaiah 16:11); farting is an intelligent design that enables the human body to expel gas. Every time you fart, you should bless the Lord for his wonderful creation and explain to others around you how wonderful the Lord is.

            YiC, DUH
            Sometimes His message might be that they were to be destroyed which might be alarming to them.

            Jeremiah 4:19

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            • #7
              Re: The Myanmar snub-nosed monkey… God is not a sadist!

              This is a very sexy monkey.



























              OH SORRY I SINNED OH SORRY FATHER FORGIVE ME!! D: D: D:

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              • #8
                Re: The Myanmar snub-nosed monkey… God is not a sadist!

                Originally posted by MyAmazingMonkeyGod View Post
                This is a very sexy monkey.



























                OH SORRY I SINNED OH SORRY FATHER FORGIVE ME!! D: D: D:
                Mommy leave the lid off the glue pot again?
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #9
                  Re: The Myanmar snub-nosed monkey… God is not a sadist!

                  Are you sure this is a work of God? Leviticus 21:18 clearly tells us not to approach those with flat noses.

                  Who knows, maybe God is just warning us to stay away so we won't get sneezed on!
                  The Pope: Satan incarnate- 2 Corinthians 11:13-15
                  "13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. 15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also transform themselves into ministers of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works."

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