Crazy Jap Lies

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: Crazy Jap Lies

Ok, so if a frog has extra appendages or a cow has two heads then it is from radiation because God wanted it to. But because it is a DOLPHIN it must have something to do with evilution. Give me a break. God was having either a bad day or He was in the mood for a laugh.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Crazy Jap Lies

Bottle nose is the operative word here for these Japanese. What they want is to crossbreed dolphins with humans and create a land going dolphin with a tallywacker for a nose so they can debauch themselves with it. This evolution nonsense is just an excuse. Praise Jesus we won't allow stem cell research here so we won't get any land dolphins molesting our women folk.

...or our men folk. Damn those dolphin rapists. If they had souls, those animals would definitely be hellbound.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Crazy Jap Lies

Bottle nose is the operative word here for these Japanese. What they want is to crossbreed dolphins with humans and create a land going dolphin with a tallywacker for a nose so they can debauch themselves with it. This evolution nonsense is just an excuse. Praise Jesus we won't allow stem cell research here so we won't get any land dolphins molesting our women folk.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Crazy Jap Lies

First, why are Jap fishermen catching bottlenose Dolphins? Next they will be clubbing baby penguins and seals on the ice. Secondly, if they need to draw a conclusion about an extra set of fins, it is probably because the cheese-eating surrender monkeys spent years testing nuclear weapons in the oceans and no doubt created many strange creatures like the ones which have already attacked Tokyo: Godzilla and Mothra.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Well leave it to the japs to even get evilution bass ackwards. The monkey-worshipping sceintists all claim that Mankind somehow magically went from pondscum to fish to monkeys then to President Bush. That's laughable enough, but the yellow monkey scientists are now claiming the opposite: That fish like dolphins and whales USED TO live on land, and then moved back into the oceans. How crazy and wrong can they get?

Dolphin may have 'remains' of legs

By HIROKO TABUCHI
TOKYO - Japanese researchers said Sunday that a bottlenose dolphin captured last month has an extra set of fins that could be the remains of hind legs, a discovery that may provide further evidence that ocean-dwelling mammals once lived on land.

Fishermen captured the four-finned dolphin alive off the coast of Wakayama prefecture (state) in western Japan on Oct. 28, and alerted the nearby Taiji Whaling Museum, according to museum director Katsuki Hayashi.

Fossil remains show dolphins and whales were four-footed land animals about 50 million years ago and share the same common ancestor as hippos and deer. Scientists believe they later transitioned to an aquatic lifestyle and their hind limbs disappeared.

Whale and dolphin fetuses also show signs of hind protrusions but these generally disappear before birth.

Though odd-shaped protrusions have been found near the tails of dolphins and whales captured in the past, researchers say this was the first time one had been found with well-developed, symmetrical fins, Hayashi said.

"I believe the fins may be remains from the time when dolphins' ancient ancestors lived on land ... this is an unprecedented discovery," Seiji Osumi, an adviser at Tokyo's Institute of Cetacean Research, said at a news conference televised Sunday.

The second set of fins — much smaller than the dolphin's front fins — are about the size of human hands and protrude from near the tail on the dolphin's underside. The dolphin measures 8.92 feet and is about five years old, according to the museum.

Hayashi said he could not tell from watching the dolphin swim in a musuem tank whether it used its back fins to maneuver.

A freak mutation may have caused the ancient trait to reassert itself, Osumi said. The dolphin will be kept at the Taiji museum to undergo X-ray and DNA tests, according to Hayashi.

I'm sure that fish is a pile of nasty, slimy sushi on the emporer of japan's breakfast cereal by now.