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  • #16
    Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

    Yes, god forbid that you cant throw stones at people becase of their sexual orientation.

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    • #17
      Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

      Originally posted by Curious Agnostic View Post
      Yes, god forbid that you cant throw stones at people becase of their sexual orientation.
      What a snotty thing to say. Why are you monkey-worshipers so hateful?

      And what part of "their blood shall be upon them" don't you understand?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #18
        Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

        Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
        Dear Brothers (and sisters): I have found this horrifying video on the ungodly YouTube, what can we do to stop this hate speech against us good Christians? This is what happens when you start believing in evilution, genetics and things like that

        http://youtube.com/watch?v=gPKH_XjY5aI
        He is right, believing in Christianity isnt genetic, its been passed down from generation to generation, all the way from back when it started with Adam and Adam.

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        • #19
          Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          What a snotty thing to say. Why are you monkey-worshipers so hateful?

          And what part of "their blood shall be upon them" don't you understand?
          I'm hateful?! Youre the one condoning the stoning of gays.

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          • #20
            Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

            Originally posted by Curious Agnostic View Post
            I'm hateful?! Youre the one condoning the stoning of gays.
            We ain't condoning anything son, we're telling you the Word of The Lord.

            My advice to you is to live life like the Bible says you should - you'll keep to the straight and narrow and instead of coming here mouthing off ignorance, you'll be out there doing The Lord's Work. Praise!
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            • #21
              Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              We ain't condoning anything son, we're telling you the Word of The Lord.

              My advice to you is to live life like the Bible says you should - you'll keep to the straight and narrow and instead of coming here mouthing off ignorance, you'll be out there doing The Lord's Work. Praise!
              You have read the bible, but interpreted it wrong and will burn in purgatory (or Iowa) for your existance...

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              • #22
                Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

                Originally posted by I_Belong_To_Flaming_Hell View Post
                You have read the bible, but interpreted it wrong and will burn in purgatory (or Iowa) for your existence...
                Give me verse and chapter in the KJV Bible where the purgatory appears, and I will immediately change my ways... oh, wait, you can't, it isn't there... and I can hardly think of any place closer to Heaven® than Iowa...
                Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                • #23
                  Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

                  Originally posted by Atheist_Sinner View Post
                  Don't get so upset SanzSolo. In all likelihood, they're not making fun of True Christians®.
                  Athiest Sinner, you always seem to want to paper over our doctrinal differences. The Bible is as clear on homosexuality as it is on any topic (of course, it is perfectly clear on every topic, but that's a discussion for a different thread). Homosexuality is wrong. It should be punished with death, at least where local law doesn't interfere. It was inflicted by God as a punishment for especially sinful people. Homos are going to burn in Hell.

                  There's really no room in the Bible to argue these points. If you disagree with them, then you disagree not just with us, but with the Bible and with God.

                  Originally posted by I_Belong_To_Flaming_Hell View Post
                  You have read the bible, but interpreted it wrong and will burn in purgatory (or Iowa) for your existance...
                  Wow, with an argument like that, you've really got us on the ropes, I Belong. I mean, with such impeccable logic confronting us, how could we ever have believed that the Bible actually means what it says? Thanks for setting us straight on the meaning of the Bible.

                  Not.

                  BTW, there's really no place in our Forums for your anti-Iowa bigotry. We reject bigotry of all kinds, including stateophobia.

                  Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                  • #24
                    Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

                    That is probably the funniest video i've seen on youtube yet (well maybe chocolate rain is).
                    Anarchy in the UK- Titus 2:9

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                    • #25
                      Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

                      Originally posted by Liam Joseph Donovan View Post
                      That is probably the funniest video i've seen on youtube yet (well maybe chocolate rain is).
                      Oh, how dare you? It is a complete mockery of everything good Godly Creation© Scientists do!!! It is insulting, and outrageous
                      Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                      I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

                        Originally posted by Liam Joseph Donovan View Post
                        That is probably the funniest video i've seen on youtube yet (well maybe chocolate rain is).
                        Is it necessary for you to spread your hate around our forum?

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                        • #27
                          Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

                          Why yes, yes it is.
                          Anarchy in the UK- Titus 2:9

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                          • #28
                            Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

                            Originally posted by Liam Joseph Donovan View Post
                            Why yes, yes it is.
                            Let me guess: orders from the Pope, passed on by Gerry Adams?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

                              You got it.
                              Anarchy in the UK- Titus 2:9

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                              • #30
                                Re: Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™

                                Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
                                I am embedding the video, for you to judge:


                                ok, this kinda makes me mad!!!
                                Father, give me strength to wittness, be there for those in need. to show the blind the way, to be the light in the darkness.

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