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Gays are trying to make fun of Christians™
Dear Brothers (and sisters): I have found this horrifying video on the ungodly YouTube, what can we do to stop this hate speech against us good Christians? This is what happens when you start believing in evilution, genetics and things like that
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I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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I am embedding the video, for you to judge:
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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How dare you laugh, woman? These sickular homers are making fun of God's True Christians(TM), and you laugh??? Why, I oughta...Originally posted by Dances without Joy View PostBringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Why am I so unsurprised that the filthy degenerates who made that video appear to be Australiens? Also, are there any straight evilutionists?O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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I think that is as improbable as a sober or straight Australien.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostBringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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This might actually work to our advantage IF and only if we could gain access to the research and further isolate the DNA that makes the Christian gene mutate into a catlicker or liberal. Then and only then might we succeed in perfecting a group of True Christians™ exempt from the influence of Satan and his sex-crazed queer minions.Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?Comment
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Have you laughed when a True Christian made fun of a homosexual? You have? Oh, then you had it coming.Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
I think the genetic code for the Christian gene was CCTG, an acronym for Christians Can't Tolerate Gays.I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.
"...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-JoeComment
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Oh hell yeah. I damn near piss myself sometimes.Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View PostComment
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Duhh - yeah. Please open your KJV Bibles to:Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
Eccliastes 3.1: To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven
God made queers and homos so that we could have queer and homo jokes you knucklehead.Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?Comment
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Don't get so upset SanzSolo. In all likelihood, they're not making fun of True Christians®. They're either making fun of people who think that homosexuality is a genetic disorder needing a cure or they could possibly really believe in the cure for Christianity, in which case they're totally serious and not "making fun" of anyone. If you think homosexuality is just a choice then that ad is not satirical of your your position at all.Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
The point of the Christian Gene ad probably isn't "Christianity sucks" any more than A Modest Proposal was really about "Eating Poor Irish children."If I meet your God or his representative after my death I'll gladly admit I was incorrect in my belief of his nonexistence. I'll also admit to him that I do not and will not regret my belief because it was based on the best information available to me.
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Woofter Aussie servants of Satan – what are they like? Why aren’t they working for Qantas (or Quaint-Ass as it was formerly known.)
Either homersim is a curse from God or a lifestyle choice. Because God advocates stoning homers to death, it is unlikely it is a curse otherwise what ever offence gave rise to God’s Merciful Wrath would itself be a stoning offence and therefore there would be no need to curse a real man into being a homer. This leaves only the lifestyle choice.
God is much given to slaughtering non-Christians – that was their lifestyle choice. So we see that homers and non-Christians are all one to God.
We are all are given the Road Map to Salvation™. We can all be baptized. We can all be Saved™. Those Aussie homers are retards in white coats; they are speaking out of their slack sphincters. God does not like being mocked.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Stuff and nonsense. If I had my way, I'd be able to stone sodomites to death (and probably have a good hearty laugh while doing so), but that doesn't mean I should be stoned now does it?Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
Johnathon Swift really did eat a mick kid for a dare once. He just had to claim his book was satire because his Joo lawyers told him to.Originally posted by Atheist_Sinner View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Excellent thought, NoName, except how could a gene possibly affect a person's soul?Originally posted by NoNameAtAll View Post
Good thought, but, in truth, God didn't make them "queer" so we could joke about them. God made homosexuals "queer" because they rejected God, and he needed a reason to subject them to the death penalty and an eternity of torture. It's all spelled out very clearly in 1 Romans 18-32:Originally posted by NoNameAtAll View Post
For the wrath of God is revealed... against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men.... when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened..... Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves.... even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly.... Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25Comment
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Thank you for posting this important video!Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
Once again, Homers are trying to persecute Christians.- The First Attack: Homers got laws passed preventing us from exercising God's Law by stoning them! Truly a slippery slope.
- The Second Attack: Homers got laws passed preventing us from living as True Christians(tm), forcing us to work with them and go to school with them, and forbidding us from even beating them to help them meet Jesus and Pray the Gay AWAY!
- The Third Attack: Homers got laws passed allowing them to corrupt marriage!
- The Fourth Attack: Homers in Europe have passed legislation requiring that all public schools add the book, "1, 2, 3, So-do-my" to the kindergarten curriculum, encouraging prepubescent Homerism!
Unlike Homersexuals, we True Christians(tm) do not make fun of Homersexurals. We witness to them, we try to help them see the Light(c), but we do not MAKE FUN of them.Originally posted by LingBlingDingDong View Post
We don't make fun of YOU, do we?
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