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  • Re: Autism - the New Gay

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    I am certain once Jesus becomes our next president He will make being gay, autistic, Atheist or even worse democrat, punishable by death! The Bible is already very clear on this, but as we all know Obama ignores the Bible so he can rape America.

    Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

    2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

    What about being black or a globe-earther?

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    • Re: Autism - the New Gay

      I am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong

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      • Re: Autism - the New Gay

        Originally posted by Joseph Seed View Post
        I am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong
        Two things are wrong, actually. Three if you count your atrocious grammar.
        Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
        1 Corinthians 11:13

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        • Re: Autism - the New Gay

          Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
          Two things are wrong, actually. Three if you count your atrocious grammar.
          you cant defend your precious book so you attack the grammar of someone on drugs. thats low dude.

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          • Re: Autism - the New Gay

            Originally posted by Joseph Seed View Post
            I am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong
            Of course you cannot see what's wrong, you are an autist. All kinds of idiots have the same problem, not having a clue of what is happening.
            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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            • Re: Autism - the New Gay

              Originally posted by Joseph Seed View Post
              I am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong
              You could just read the opening post of this thread to clear up the autism part, you know.

              Originally posted by Joseph Seed View Post
              you cant defend your precious book so you attack the grammar of someone on drugs. thats low dude.
              Dana is not a dude, dear.

              Also, while I admit it is hard to discern between posts written by people with exceedingly low IQ and people taking drugs, but, on the flip side, only people with exceedingly low IQ take drugs. The difference is that people with low IQ who are not on drugs can take constructive criticism (that means, what Dana said) and try to improve.

              Will you?
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Re: Autism - the New Gay

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                You could just read the opening post of this thread to clear up the autism part, you know.

                Dana is not a dude, dear.

                Also, while I admit it is hard to discern between posts written by people with exceedingly low IQ and people taking drugs, but, on the flip side, only people with exceedingly low IQ take drugs. The difference is that people with low IQ who are not on drugs can take constructive criticism (that means, what Dana said) and try to improve.

                Will you?
                dude. how much thought do you put into this crap?

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                • Re: Autism - the New Gay

                  Originally posted by Joseph Seed View Post
                  dude. how much thought do you put into this crap?
                  I'm not a dude.
                  Well, I guess I cannot expect someone with exceedingly low IQ to understand that I'm a lady, can I?
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Re: Autism - the New Gay

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    I'm not a dude.
                    Well, I guess I cannot expect someone with exceedingly low IQ to understand that I'm a lady, can I?
                    calling you a lady would imply that i have respect for you

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                    • Re: Autism - the New Gay

                      Originally posted by Joseph Seed View Post
                      calling you a lady would imply that i have respect for you
                      Excuse me, Mr. Seed, but that is no way to address anybody, especially a lady as highly-respected as our dear Sister Basilissa. You need to learn some manners if you wish to get along with the servants on .

                      Sincerely, Isabella W.
                      (Mrs.) Isabella White

                      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                      • Re: Autism - the New Gay

                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                        I'm not a dude.
                        Well, I guess I cannot expect someone with exceedingly low IQ to understand that I'm a lady, can I?
                        Not only is he autistic and gay (and a furry from the posts in another thread) but he's retarded too! I'm not so sure that he can be saved and I won't waste another prayer for his soul!
                        Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                        1 Corinthians 11:13

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                        • Re: Autism - the New Gay

                          Originally posted by Joseph Seed View Post
                          I am gay. and i am on the Autism Spectrum. i dont see whats wrong
                          What's wrong friend is your parents performed a Moral Frankenstein Experiment with your Soul, and if you don't get right with Jesus He'll burn you for ever and ever and ever! Now tell me, could there really be a stinky butthole to poke worth burning forever? Why not scratch and sniff a dead cat and poke it with a stick instead to meet your perverted needs of smelling the dank waft of decay otherwise emanating from a gay man's anus? Or roll in a pile of cow dung and matt that in your hair to feed your fix while you learn the value of prayer? There's nothing about the gay lifestyle that you won't regret when you see Jesus laughing at your pain and misery (Psalm 2:2-4). Your parents clearly didn't love you, but as a Christian lady, I do! I love you enough to tell you to shape up and get your life together!
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Re: Autism - the New Gay

                            Originally posted by Joseph Seed View Post
                            dude. how much thought do you put into this crap?

                            Hey wait a second! You're that guy from a video game I used to play when I was a heathen! YOU CLAIM TO BE GOD! I'm reporting you and cursing you.

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                            • Re: Autism - the New Gay

                              New information suggests the mother may be to blame for giving their children the Gay as early as conception. Researchers at Landover Baptist University speculate this is due to the inability of atheist, non-Christian, or false Christian adults to genuinely love their offspring. Jesus is the source of Love, and so those who slam the doors of their hearts to His Divinely Glowy Face are incapable of truly understanding Love (1 John 4:8). There is also the possibility of pure defiance and hatred towards anything good.

                              Godless researchers at the University of California in Davis report finding biomarkers in mother’s plasma predict a type of autism in offspring with 100% accuracy. The city of Davis, California reports a lower than state average population of Christians (37.1% compared to the state at 45.5%). Most of those are Catholic, and considering the population, are probably the "Cafeteria Catholic" type that pick and chose the parts of the church service they want to be important, or "CEOs," the Christmas and Easter Only church-goers. Suffice it to say, being Catholic is about as Christian as being Hindu, but that doesn't stop them from messing up demographic data.

                              This raises many questions. Why are the researchers in Davis fiddling around in mother's wombs? Is this some kind of new fetal pedophilia? What is it about the women there who hate children so much they would raise them to spit in the Redeemer's Eye? Is the university paying women to get pregnant so they can test out some new Gay Development Program? Do women in California simply lack the normal human capacity for loving their children and Davis is just a convenient city to poke and prod in their naughty bits?
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Re: Autism - the New Gay

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                So now you are a hyperactive fat man who still bangs his head against walls?
                                EXCUSE ME? THEY SHOULD EXECUTE PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN HELL, I HOPE I GET FRONT ROW SEATS TO YOUR EXECUTION YOU ATHIEST BITCH
                                SCIENCE RUULLLLEEEESSSSSS

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