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Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

Even animals experiment on animals, so no problems if God fearing Christians do, for the benefit of all

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

Sister, I feel cats are not as loved in this day and age! Simply because dogs offer more companionship and love. I have found a place to deposit all my unwated cats if you are interested.

Personally, I love cats.

Kat kabobs, General Meow's Kitten, kitty seca, cat-soup . . . so many possibilities!

[Oscar Wilde]

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To the scientist that experimented on the cats. This experiment has me concerned.


Allowing christian brothers to be exposed to animals as dangerous as cats is safe as long as they are saved and have god's protection. I can only conclude that the scientists were not christians, and possibly wickens in disguise, this could account for the two surviving cats. The experiment should be repeated.

[Nobar King]

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The experiment should be repeated.

You're right, in this case.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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In the case of my experiments on them with hallucinogenics they are biologically alive however the are CATatonic. I them either ship them to Brother Bathfire or sell them to the local chink restaurant.

To the scientist that experimented on the cats. This experiment has me concerned.


Allowing christian brothers to be exposed to animals as dangerous as cats is safe as long as they are saved and have god's protection. I can only conclude that the scientists were not christians, and possibly wickens in disguise, this could account for the two surviving cats. The experiment should be repeated.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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There seems to be some mistake here, it was nephew Zebulun, Sister SUV and I who conducted the experiments. The team of cutting-edge groundbreakers were thus all True Christians.

Nevertheless, our experiments with cats have encountered a set back: following the publication of the results, we found it increasingly difficult to obtain supplies of cats. Zebulun had to return fire when being pursued from Miss Hortensia Grebe’s Home for Distressed Cats after trying to adopt 50 of the beasts.

We now have embarked on an intensive breeding program for our own cats. This has also proven more difficult than expected as it turns out that the only two strays we could find were both female and show no signs of reproducing.

This is all a great pity as we have been ready to go in reproducing an experiment in which it is claimed that Habanero Chillis are anesthetics. The idea is to poke the cats in the eye with cut chillis and then stick a needle in to the same eye to see if they suffer any pain.

We did trap obtain possession of a third female and did the experiment (see picture below), but the result was hardly worth publishing. You see, for rigorous Biblical Science (BS) the good scientist will need at least 3 cats.

You know, I sometimes have a little feeling of compassion for these poor creatures who go through so much in the cause of demonstrating secular science. BS animals are much better off and we have a wonderful experiment in the pipeline, it involves the fiery furnace of Daniel:

Da:3:19: Then was Nebuchadnezzar full of fury, and the form of his visage was changed against Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego: therefore he spake, and commanded that they should heat the furnace one seven times more than it was wont to be heated.
Da:3:20: And he commanded the most mighty men that were in his army to bind Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, and to cast them into the burning fiery furnace.
Da:3:21: Then these men were bound in their coats, their hosen, and their hats, and their other garments, and were cast into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.
Da:3:22: Therefore because the king's commandment was urgent, and the furnace exceeding hot, the flame of the fire slew those men that took up Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego.
Da:3:23: And these three men, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, fell down bound into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.
Da:3:24: Then Nebuchadnezzar the king was astonied, and rose up in haste, and spake, and said unto his counsellers, Did not we cast three men bound into the midst of the fire? They answered and said unto the king, True, O king.
Da:3:25: He answered and said, Lo, I see four men loose, walking in the midst of the fire, and they have no hurt; and the form of the fourth is like the Son of God.
Da:3:26: Then Nebuchadnezzar came near to the mouth of the burning fiery furnace, and spake, and said, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, ye servants of the most high God, come forth, and come hither. Then Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, came forth of the midst of the fire.

More or less any animal will do for this and it appears that the pandas of Landover Vivisection Supply Company and Zoo are over-breeding again and this will give us a supply for throwing in the furnace supplied for heating Landover golf course*.

Oh, and don’t worry, we will shave them first so as to make it as life-like as possible.

*That reminds me, the 9th radiator at the 14th green is leaking, perhaps a boy could be sent up to fix it.

[jessev]

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Well, I have to admit, I honestly find reading of these experiments to be sickening. While I don't particularly like cats either. They should not be tortured like this. What happened to us being the shepherds of the earth?

About the earlier things speaking of cats having 9 lives and how it's silly to believe it to be true. I agree. It's a silly concept. But I have to agree that it is not a concept shared just by the Wicca.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071005101305AAf5EwS

http://www.care2.com/c2c/share/detail/1025885

Though, perhaps these aren't the most highly credible sources, nor does it come from a biblical reference. But to take a thousand cats and put them through horrible tests just to prove that fact is completely unnecessary.

Cats are more wild in nature than dogs. Dogs have been domesticated for far far longer than cats. And dogs are pack and social creatures. Cats are solitary and not quite so domesticated. So, of course it makes sense that dogs make better companions.

I can't fathom why you deem these stupid experiments necessary. To take everything everyone says completely literally just amazes me. Not everything that is said or printed is meant to be interpreted literally.

[Nobar King]

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Not everything that is said or printed is meant to be interpreted literally.

Except the bible. I accept that as the Word of God. Don't you?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Welcome to our Godly Forum© have you gone to the introduction section yet ?

Cats are actually excellent subjects for experimentation. I give them various hallucinogenics and then record their response. These experiments are important for furthering Creation Science as are those of Brother Bathfire.

Well, I have to admit, I honestly find reading of these experiments to be sickening. While I don't particularly like cats either. They should not be tortured like this. What happened to us being the shepherds of the earth?

About the earlier things speaking of cats having 9 lives and how it's silly to believe it to be true. I agree. It's a silly concept. But I have to agree that it is not a concept shared just by the Wicca.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071005101305AAf5EwS

http://www.care2.com/c2c/share/detail/1025885

Though, perhaps these aren't the most highly credible sources, nor does it come from a biblical reference. But to take a thousand cats and put them through horrible tests just to prove that fact is completely unnecessary.

Cats are more wild in nature than dogs. Dogs have been domesticated for far far longer than cats. And dogs are pack and social creatures. Cats are solitary and not quite so domesticated. So, of course it makes sense that dogs make better companions.

I can't fathom why you deem these stupid experiments necessary. To take everything everyone says completely literally just amazes me. Not everything that is said or printed is meant to be interpreted literally.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well, I have to admit, I honestly find reading of these experiments to be sickening. While I don't particularly like cats either. They should not be tortured like this. What happened to us being the shepherds of the earth?

I'm really pleased to meet someone who takes an interest in Biblical Science. You sound as if you are an intelligent young lady, perhaps you would like a cat of your own upon which to experiment. It was left over from an earlier experiment involving an Iron Chariot and about 6 of its kittens - It's already to go and I can send it Fed-Ex if you want.

[Amos Samuel]

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You're right, in this case.

Yes the experiments should be thoroughly repeated. I am impressed with the results but would like to take the opportunity to perform some of my own experiments first-hand.

[IllogicalHumanBeing]

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This has to be a joke right? Am I falling for some giant troll that is this forum? I hope that this is an outlet for mental institution patients to write down their most insane and nonsensical thought processes. How can you honestly think that killing a thousand cats is legal or ethical? I'll be sending this thread over to local news stations and police to see what they think about it.

The general population of this forum seems to enjoy hating on black people too (I'm white and don't particularly care); I'd wager most of the black population is smarter/has a better sense of reality than the registry of this forum for lunatics.

[BelieverInGod]

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This has to be a joke right? Am I falling for some giant preach that is this forum? I hope that this is an outlet for mental institution patients to write down their most insane and nonsensical thought processes. How can you honestly think that killing a thousand cats is legal or ethical? I'll be sending this thread over to local news stations and police to see what they think about it.

You have absolutely no idea about what is legal, do you? Just because you petaphiles find something morally offensive (BTW how many animals did PETA kill last year?) does not mean it's illegal. I'm sure the scientists had the proper documentation for animal experimentation.

The general population of this forum seems to enjoy hating on black people too (I'm white and don't particularly care); I'd wager most of the black population is smarter/has a better sense of reality than the registry of this forum for lunatics.

Where exactly do you get the idea that we hate blacks? Oh and why bring it up if you "don't care about blacks"? Are you a racist? Racism is not tollerated on this board. Perhaps if you had bothered to read THIS thread, you would already know that.

[IllogicalHumanBeing]

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You have absolutely no idea about what is legal, do you? Just because you petaphiles find something morally offensive (BTW how many animals did PETA kill last year?) does not mean it's illegal. I'm sure the scientists had the proper documentation for animal experimentation.



Where exactly do you get the idea that we hate blacks? Oh and why bring it up if you "don't care about blacks"? Are you a racist? Racism is not tollerated on this board. Perhaps if you had bothered to read THIS thread, you would already know that.

I'd bet that:

THE PREPARATION:
By posing as potential owners, we approached 300 Cat Rescue Centers in the area and managed to secure for free 1000 cats in varying states of health. We divided these into 9 groups of 99, the remaining 109 we put into the industrial blender for food for the subjects.

Is perfectly legal right? I did read that thread and several others friend. I also do not mind the company of any race, therefore cannot be accused of being a racist.

[Trollbotunicorn69]

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Ya'll had best be trollin' sons...