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I went on one of my regular trips to witness to my trollop of a niece Brandi and the first thing I heard upon entering the house was the sound of hardcore rappists rock and rolling from her bedroom. I knew God had me make a copy of their house key for a good reason! I burst through Brandi's door and she was watching this pornographic video.
WARNING: DO NOT WATCH! EVEN PASTORS SHOULD ONLY VIEW SNIPPETS IN THE COMPANY OF OTHER PASTORS AND EVEN THEN AFTER A FEW SOLID HOURS OF PRAYER! I stumbled across this on Monday and I still feel like Satan is trying to pull my modest clothing off and insert himself into my Eve's Danger Hole.
I can't understand all the caterwauling the rappist in this filth is doing, so I made the mistake of looking up the lyrics.
Excuse me. Just remembering the vile wickedness I read...
...Sorry, I had to take a couple of hours to pray and shower, but I'm back and I can finish the post with the stern hand of my loving husband, Mr. Whitford, poised to keep me on the narrow path to salvation.
So how does the THEORY of EVILution come into this? Through the few "lyrics" I was able to make out and can post on this family message board.
"We ain't nothin' but mammals," just animals like any other animal, so why have morals? Why do what's right by Jesus? Let's just fornicate like we're monkeys or dogs or kangaroos! AND THEY SAY THEIR THEORY ISN'T A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE HUMAN SOUL?!!?!?!?!!?!?!
We are NOT mammals! We are specially created by THE LORD HIMSELF! Man was created in the image of God (Genesis 1:26) and woman was made from man's rib (Genesis 2:22) for man (1 Corinthians 11:9)!
If this film isn't proof positive that the THEORY of EVILution was deliberately crafted by the devil to lead us all into the eternal fires of hell, well then, I have no hope for the so-called intelligence of those weak-willed enough to still follow in Darwin's footsteps. (Remember, Darwin repented on his deathbed for a reason!)
WARNING: DO NOT WATCH! EVEN PASTORS SHOULD ONLY VIEW SNIPPETS IN THE COMPANY OF OTHER PASTORS AND EVEN THEN AFTER A FEW SOLID HOURS OF PRAYER! I stumbled across this on Monday and I still feel like Satan is trying to pull my modest clothing off and insert himself into my Eve's Danger Hole.
I can't understand all the caterwauling the rappist in this filth is doing, so I made the mistake of looking up the lyrics.
Excuse me. Just remembering the vile wickedness I read...
...Sorry, I had to take a couple of hours to pray and shower, but I'm back and I can finish the post with the stern hand of my loving husband, Mr. Whitford, poised to keep me on the narrow path to salvation.
So how does the THEORY of EVILution come into this? Through the few "lyrics" I was able to make out and can post on this family message board.
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
We are NOT mammals! We are specially created by THE LORD HIMSELF! Man was created in the image of God (Genesis 1:26) and woman was made from man's rib (Genesis 2:22) for man (1 Corinthians 11:9)!
If this film isn't proof positive that the THEORY of EVILution was deliberately crafted by the devil to lead us all into the eternal fires of hell, well then, I have no hope for the so-called intelligence of those weak-willed enough to still follow in Darwin's footsteps. (Remember, Darwin repented on his deathbed for a reason!)
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