Undeniable Proof Ex-Gay Therapy Works: Crayons

[Beginning Of Wisdom]

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Unsaved Trash such as myself have often heard quoted that phrenology was disproven many decades ago but I have come to realize through faithful reading of The Word that those are just scientists. And what do scientists know but MAN's KNOWLEDGE.

Proverbs 14:12

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Proof positive!

[Richard Branson]

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Thanks or clarifying, Its just that I don't go around the internet searching for that.

[Nobar King]

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I hope that you're not implying that I'm some kind of peeping-tom pervert. Do you think these kids do this sinful activity around strangers?

All you have to do is read the internet to see that children stick things up their butts.

If you don't want your kid to be a practicing homosexural, don't give him crayons.

[Richard Branson]

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I hope you are not insinuating anything with this comment

Thanks for the hope. No just a genuine question.

Where is your evidence?

How can I give evidence if I do not know the answer yet?

I was just intrigued how he knew little boys liked to stick them up their rectum. I live for scripture.

Maybe you should ask him this question

[Thomas Taylor]

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Have you seen them?

I hope you are not insinuating anything with this comment

Timothy 5:19

Against an Elder receiue not an accusation, but before two or three witnesses.

Where is your evidence?

[Richard Branson]

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Crayons are nothing more than a colorful sex toy. I never stuck one up my bum, but I know that there are little boys who choose to be gay and stick them in their rectum. Little girls do it, too, but they're just sluts.

Have you seen them?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thank Christ at least ONE school district knows which side of the bread has the butter on it.

Gay-To-Straight Program To Be Used In All Arizona Public School Curriculums Beginning November 1st

Phoenix, AZ — Beginning November 1st of this year, the state of Arizona is implementing a mandatory school program designed for all children grades K-12 to help homosexual males and women become straight. The controversial conversion therapy will be used in all of Arizona’s 2,325 public school curriculums and is already gathering a large amount of criticism as well as those who approve of the new program.

Paul Horner who is the brain child behind People Can Change spoke with Fox News about their plan to help all the gay children of Arizona. “Since 2000 ‘People Can Change’ has been helping thousands of children resolve their unwanted same-sex attractions. We bring the gay demons out of these individuals so they can become who god intended them to be. Our success and track record speaks for itself,” Horner said. “Facing the reality that you have unwanted homosexual feelings can cause tremendous turmoil – especially as a child whose feelings conflict with deeply held values, beliefs and life goals. But there is a way out. A path that leads them to resolve rather than fight their homosexual feelings. A path to authentic brotherhood and to our innate heterosexual masculinity.”

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer who signed off on the the ‘People Can Change’ program told CNN she is excited about the program. “I think this will be an amazing opportunity for gay children to finally learn who they truly are for once in their lives,” Brewer said. “Can you imagine how much more productive these ‘now-straight’ children will be not always being bullied or wondering why god made them defective? What we have done here today is monumental. I can only hope and pray that other states follow suit.”

Sheriff Joe Arpaio who runs some of the toughest jails and prisons in the country applauds Brewer’s decision. “Less gays in our jails makes for a smoother running prison system. There will be no more prancing around along along with all the other gay activities that homosexuals like to do,” Arpaio said. “More importantly, we as parents can now sleep a little better at night just knowing there will be less gays out there wandering the streets trying to molest our children. I’m excited about this and I know all Arizonians are too.”

Though not everyone from Arizona feels the same way as Brewer and Arpaio. 32-year-old Katherine Morris from Phoenix whose son Daniel is a 12-year-old homosexual said she does not agree with the program. “My son Daniel is one of the nicest boys in the world. He is the most wonderful and loving child you could ever meet in your life. There’s not a problem with him, there is a problem with this conversion therapy,” Morris said. “I urge all Arizonians to fight back before this curriculum takes effect in November. Call your congressman. Call your senator. We still have time to fix this wrong. Tell them we do not want ‘People Can Change’ in our schools! It’s not only a waste of tax payer money but it is fixing something that is not broken.”

The organization ‘People Can Change’ is located in Ruckersville, Virginia and has hundreds of gay-to-straight camps and therapy conversion facilities all around the country. They have been in operation since May of 2000, just 16 months before the terrorist attacks of 9/11 which killed thousands of innocent American lives. ‘People Can Change’ can be contacted at 434-985-8551 or by email at lynn@peoplecanchange.com.

[Nobar King]

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Crayons are nothing more than a colorful sex toy. I never stuck one up my bum, but I know that there are little boys who choose to be gay and stick them in their rectum. Little girls do it, too, but they're just sluts.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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If we can just get those pages into coloring books, or maybe some Chick Tracts, we could know which kids are already gay, and probably get a good idea of which ones will later choose homersexuality!

Just think about how many kids would never have to look at gay porn, or sell themselves on the street for pocket change! If they never have a chance to act on these gay-mons, and fulfill their pact with Satan, their lives would be amazing, and guilt free (at least so far as sodomy is concerned).

Why is this guy not on Fox?

Yours in Him
DAM

[Mary Etheldreda]

Oh Praise Jesus! He has offered insight into the heretofore hidden secrets of the brain and demonic possession! Ex-gay therapist Pastor and Neurotherapy expert Jerry Mungadze explains the results of ex-gay therapy:

The good news is, at least with the people that I’ve seen, not a lot of people, when the healing takes place those areas of the brain that were showing the homosexuality show heterosexuality. I have had several people who when I looked at them I couldn’t tell the difference between a heterosexual who never was homosexual and them, which means the brain is able to go back and fire the way it is supposed to be, which is an argument against the whole idea of someone was born that way.

Secularists can find no flaw in his methodology as he explains:

Everything that I talk about is based on numbers, is based on studies, which is what you do is when you’re a scientist

Praise Jesus! The Gays don't have to suffer demonic attack, and normal people don't have to suffer The Gays any more!!!