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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: Gay Agenda Uses Oreo Cookies: More Addictive Than Heroin And Cocaine

    Catholics believe that Oreos, when prayed over by one of their rapists/priests, undergo transubstantiation into the semen of little boys.

    This may be the only thing they are right about in their entire religion.

    Anyone who eats Oreos is a child molester and an idolater.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: Gay Agenda Uses Oreo Cookies: More Addictive Than Heroin And Cocaine

    Oreos finally admitted that they were actively recruiting for the gay lifestyle in 2012.

    It is good that we are getting the word out there on how these cookies turn people queer.

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  • Titus Templeton
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    Re: Gay Agenda Uses Oreo Cookies: More Addictive Than Heroin And Cocaine

    One of the side effects of this drug is that even some woman can get addicted. We don't know if this is part of their plan, but some of them loose a lot of their attractivity and can lead men to the same sex.

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  • Gay Agenda Uses Oreo Cookies: More Addictive Than Heroin And Cocaine

    You heard it here first folks,
    Oreo cookies were created to recruit gays.



    Newest scientifical research betrays the Gay Perverts and proves Oreo Cookies are more addictive than any drug ever. It's how they recruit kids to the gay lifestyle.





    Typical Recruitment Strategy
    Perverted Old Man Grooming Boy Child

    It's why God has always hated Oreo Cookies, as first revealed to Brother Bobby-Joe through the Power of the Holy Ghost:

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Proverbs
    16:19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

    God is famous for tough love for His creation so that means numerous people are going to die the first chance our Good Lord gets

    The following are hated by God and need to repent before He grows wrathful


    New York Yankees
    Nobel Peace Prize Winners
    Nudists
    Occultists
    Occupy Movement Members
    Oreo Cookies
    Paleontologists
    People who Live Near Gays
    Pornographers
    Pollsters
    Pre-stolen Land Thieves
    Progressives
    Protestors
    The Poor
    Public Transit Workers







    Think about it. Who has something to gain from getting children addicted?

    The Gays. That's part of their Recruitment Plan.

    Oreo Cookies are given to children daily, yet are more addictive than Crack Cocaine:




    More addictive than the Marijuana:




    More addictive than Bath Salts:




    They might have well have sold Oreo Cookies out of their druggie motor-home.




    If you don't think the Gay Agenda is leading this nation, you're not paying attention.
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