The global map conspiracy – Where did all the cracks go?

[Pim Pendergast]

The Bible tells us that during the Flood, the fountains of the deep – whatever they are – broke open and spewed up water, drowning men, women, children and animals.

Gen 7:11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

If this really happened, we would expect to see evidence of it today. And we do. There are cracks on the ocean floor from where these fountains of the deep broke. But because this doesn’t fit in with their theories, secular scientists attribute these cracks to plate tectonics, which is a heresy.

A caller on the Atheist Experience points out that you used to be able to get globes showing these cracks, but you can’t anymore. Of course, the hosts of the show just laugh at him and deny there’s a conspiracy. Skip to 7:55.

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Now I can’t recommend the use of globes; we all know the Bible teaches the earth is flat. But are cartographers conspiring to keep the Truth® of God’s Word hidden from the masses? I decided to do some research.

Here we have a world political map with no cracks depicted in the ocean floor representing the burst fountains of the deep.

Employing the same logic Flood geologists and Creation scientists use to date things, I came to the conclusion that this map must be very recent owing to the lack of cracks.

Here is a globe with no cracks depicted. Again, the absence of cracks would suggest that this was made recently. (Avert your eyes if the sight of a round earth offends you.)

But here is a map with cracks depicted. This leads me to believe it is very old.

And here is a globe with cracks depicted. It must be positively antique.

I conclude that there is compelling evidence of a cartographer’s conspiracy to cover up evidence of the Genesis Flood. There is no more excuse for map-change denialism.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: The global map conspiracy – Where did all the cracks go?

Thanks for the great information Dr. Pendergast!

Indeed there is cartographic tomfoolery afoot, which seems to have coincided with the advent of disco music. Old globes were converted into Satanic mirror balls and hung up for the delight of cocaine sniffing fags gyrating foolishly to jungle beats, and new globes were deviously constructed to replace them not only to perpetuate the lie of an un-Godly oblate spheroidal Earth, but to remove the cracks from whence the waters of the Great Flood sprang forth.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: The global map conspiracy – Where did all the cracks go?

Map and atlas makers are some of the biggest liars around. If one were to believe maps and atlases, you'd think that America is just another country, that Europe has not collapsed into a depopulated, mad-max like feudal wasteland, that Vietnam is not within striking distance of Iowa, that Hawaii is in any way America, and that the Cuban empire doesn't threaten to swallow us up at any moment. That and the roundness.

You can date this map, it was printed during the Australian civil war.

I have no idea when that was, however.

[Basilissa]

Re: The global map conspiracy – Where did all the cracks go?

Map and atlas makers are some of the biggest liars around. If one were to believe maps and atlases, you'd think that America is just another country, that Europe has not collapsed into a depopulated, mad-max like feudal wasteland, that Vietnam is not within striking distance of Iowa, that Hawaii is in any way America, and that the Cuban empire doesn't threaten to swallow us up at any moment. That and the roundness.

Indeed, I will just add, that all these false maps also deny the fact that you can see Russia from every house in Alaska.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: The global map conspiracy – Where did all the cracks go?

I believe it is likely that this false theory of the round Earth is founded in the ignorant superstitions that were produced when it became fashionable to display the map of the Earth on a round ball as a decorative device.

Unlettered and unsaved individuals believed that they were looking at a true representation of the Earth and thus was born the fairy tale. Their descendants believe that lie to this very day.