Teenaged Jungle Witches Turn Urine Into Gasoline

[MitzaLizalor]

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You have to admire the creative spirit of the African. When they got bored with Western drugs
like cocaine and heroin, they bottled up their poop, put it out in the sun, and voilà—jenkem
was born. Now they use pee to generate electricity.

I burst out laughing when I heard about the Ugandan space program, but I'm not so sure it's
a joke anymore. Perhaps they'll reach the Moon by harnessing the power of their ejaculate.
Lord knows they've got plenty of it.

I noticed they accept paypal which is an unusual way to fund government departments (although I suppose you could pay for one of their maps online or something but with all the horror stories you hear I don't know why anyone pays for anything on the intermet).

But concerning the fuel, surely it would require more energy to extract the hydrogen than you'd ever get in return to put in your fuel tank. And wouldn't they get just as much from water? After all that's why Germans call it Wasserstoff and make that Wasserstoffverbrennungsmotor but getting the hydrogen is something of a problem apparently as I discovered when looking for hydrogen fuel cells to power my home. Wouldn't it be the same for cars?

Honestly, I don't know why they haven't dropped the mask and admitted they are actually using demons as a motive force propelling their cars by poltergeist activity summoned up by one of those witchdoctors

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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You have to admire the creative spirit of the African. When they got bored with Western drugs like cocaine and heroin, they bottled up their poop, put it out in the sun, and voilà—jenkem was born. Now they use pee to generate electricity.

I burst out laughing when I heard about the Ugandan space program, but I'm not so sure it's a joke anymore. Perhaps they'll reach the Moon by harnessing the power of their ejaculate. Lord knows they've got plenty of it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Don't tell me, Nigerians, eh? And they only want $1,000,000 to perfect the process...

This simply cannot be right - do they even have cars in Africa?

[Alvin Moss]

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This is the work of Satan. In the long run, this procedure will not work and some horrible mishap will occur before a stop is put to it.

God wants urine to be disposed of. It is no good. Satan is sly and wants to point out that he is smart, too, maybe even as smart as God. He has never bested the Lord, but that doesn't keep him from trying.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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THIS shows how satan is still running rampant over on the dark continent of africa. The witches practically run the place, and now they're practicing alchemy (which is a sin).

So let me get this straight. These africans convince girls to squat and pee for them, and the girls do, because... magic.

Is there no once civilized in the entire place?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS shows how satan is still running rampant over on the dark continent of africa. The witches practically run the place, and now they're practicing alchemy (which is a sin).

Teens Create A Way To Use Urine As Fuel

Here’s some news from Africa that will be of interest to all of the people waiting in line for gas to use in their generators after Hurricane Sandy.

Four teenage girls figured out a way to use a liter of urine as fuel for generating six hours of electricity. Fourteen-year-olds Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, and Faleke Oluwatoyin, and 15-year-old Bello Eniola displayed their invention this week at Maker Faire Africa in Lagos, Nigeria, an annual event meant to showcase ingenuity.

Here’s how the urine-powered generator works, as explained by the blog on the makerfaireafrica.com website:

• Urine is put into an electrolytic cell, which separates out the hydrogen.

• The hydrogen goes into a water filter for purification, and then into a gas cylinder, which looks similar to the kind used for outdoor barbecue grills.

• The gas cylinder pushes the filtered hydrogen into another cylinder that contains liquid borax, in order to remove moisture from the gas. Borax is a natural mineral, commonly used in laundry detergent.

• The hydrogen is pushed into a power generator in the final step of the process.

The big drawback is that hydrogen poses an explosion risk. But the girls used one-way valves throughout the device as a safety measure.

The idea of using urine as fuel is not entirely new. The girls have come up with a practical way to put the idea into action, though. Their method for using urine to power a generator is one the average household can appreciate.

Power generators are used far more often in Africa than here, where they are relegated more to emergency use, as in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy. The Maker Faire Africa blog says power outages happen multiple times a day in Lagos, so all those who can afford a backup generator have one.

But perhaps the girls’ idea can be applied beyond just power generators.

Gasoline-powered internal combustion engines can be converted relatively easily to run on hydrogen, which raises the question of whether there is potential for pee-powered cars in the future.

Can you imagine? I'm not about to drive around smelling like pee. And anyway I suspect this story is a hoax. Last Fall a bunch of my servants got mad over something and all got together and peed into the gas tank on my Custom Escalade. It still doesn't run right.