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  • Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

    Everytime I think I've heard it all from the secular scientifical monkey worshipers, I get surprised all over again. THIS latest story out of Godless England says that smelling farts will cure cancer.

    Scientists Say Smelling Farts Prevents Cancer

    "Although hydrogen sulfide gas"—produced when bacteria breaks down food—"is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases," Dr. Mark Wood said in a university release.

    Although the stinky gas can be noxious in large doses, scientists believe that a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria.

    Researchers are even coming up with their own compound to emulate the smell's health benefits.

    "We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria," Professor Matt Whiteman, of the University of Exeter Medical School said. "Our results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive."

    So instead of getting upset the next time you catch a whiff... be thankful.

    The only known cure for cancer, eboola, the AIDS, or any other disease is JESUS!
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    Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

    Seriously? Synthesized fart perfume? What a bunch of preverts.



    Why can't they use their expertise on something worthwhile, such as finding Noah's Ark, or looking for the Garden of Eden?
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    • #3
      Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

      It's just another lie to get the gullible Brits closer to bottoms and even further from Jesus.

      Job 13:4
      But ye are forgers of lies, ye are all physicians of no value.

      YIC

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #4
        Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

        I've been smelling my own farts for years and I don't have cancer, yet.

        Hopefully my own farts will do.
        Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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        • #5
          Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

          This is just another excuse for gays to sniff each others behind all the time.

          I am certain the idiot who wrote about this also designed this:


          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #6
            Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

            Stupid scientists

            Imagine, a customer came into my office when i smelling my own fart... He'll probably think that i'm crazy...

            Jeremiah 33:6 Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth.

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            • #7
              Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

              Rectal gas is the Devil cooking a pot of brimstone stew. Only queers and joos would like that.
              Every person I knew that God gave the cancer to deserved it. The false Christians that think it can be 'cured' with secular 'science is pure hokum. That is why women loose their bosoms and their hair. They are not fooling anyone, God makes sure everyone knows, they are no longer real people. Just worthless souls waiting for the short bus to Hell!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

                This is a false cure. The people who are promoting this foolishness are the people who have brought us global cooling, global warming and now global staying the same temperature. They believe in space travel and evolution. This is just more of their nonsense.


                Perhaps Al Gore will make a movie promoting the new cure.
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • #9
                  Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

                  Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                  This is a false cure. The people who are promoting this foolishness are the people who have brought us global cooling, global warming and now global staying the same temperature. They believe in space travel and evolution. This is just more of their nonsense.


                  Perhaps Al Gore will make a movie promoting the new cure.
                  Al Gore ??? one of the Satan Priest who promote gay ecology and tree fetichism ???

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                  • #10
                    Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Everytime I think I've heard it all from the secular scientifical monkey worshipers, I get surprised all over again. THIS latest story out of Godless England says that smelling farts will cure cancer.




                    The only known cure for cancer, eboola, the AIDS, or any other disease is JESUS!
                    Just for the record, the article doesnt say its a cure. And there are many gross things that can be used for something youd never guess. Like whale vomit in most high end perfume. Just because you dont understand the science behind it doesnt mean it isnt real. Dont get me wrong, I hate doctors, all just in it for the cash now. I am more of a preventative nutrition kind a guy.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

                      Originally posted by ZombycZar View Post
                      ...Dont get me wrong, I hate doctors, all just in it for the cash now. I am more of a preventative nutrition kind a guy.
                      So you feel perfectly justified ignoring centuries of science and research, based on your personal experience and feelings, while castigating others for doing the same thing?

                      You're awesome.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        So you feel perfectly justified ignoring centuries of science and research, based on your personal experience and feelings, while castigating others for doing the same thing?

                        You're awesome.
                        So wait let me get this straight. most doctors (im an american) get money for prescribibg drugs, of course some people need them but for most, they dont. Doctors have incentive to sell drugs, this makes for a dangerous combo, one we witness all the time (too many kids on riddlin, etc.) This is something I avoid by taking cre of myslef and NOT using ANY prescription drugs. This is my own view and personal feeling. I dont deny the science behind it, I simply think that drugs are too risky as we dont know the long term effects of a lot of things. So no you are not doing the same thing. And yes I AM Awesome!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

                          Originally posted by ZombycZar View Post
                          And yes I AM Awesome!
                          This one is for you, pig:

                          Proverbs 26:12

                          Have fun in hell!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Everytime I think I've heard it all from the secular scientifical monkey worshipers, I get surprised all over again. THIS latest story out of Godless England says that smelling farts will cure cancer.




                            The only known cure for cancer, eboola, the AIDS, or any other disease is JESUS!
                            exactly. Jesus is the only cure for anything. All you have to do is trust in Jesus and pray according to his will to cure the disease you have. and smelling farts? what?? that's just crazy.

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                              Re: Scientists Claim Smelling Farts Cures cancer

                              Originally posted by ZombycZar View Post
                              So wait let me get this straight. most doctors (im an american) get money for prescribibg drugs, of course some people need them but for most, they dont. Doctors have incentive to sell drugs, this makes for a dangerous combo, one we witness all the time (too many kids on riddlin, etc.) This is something I avoid by taking cre of myslef and NOT using ANY prescription drugs. This is my own view and personal feeling.
                              In other words, you --

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much
                              feel perfectly justified ignoring centuries of science and research, based on your personal experience and feelings, while castigating others for doing the same thing?
                              Interesting. There is a word to describe this type of behavior; it's called hypocrisy.

                              Originally posted by ZombycZar View Post
                              I dont deny the science behind it, I simply think that drugs are too risky as we dont know the long term effects of a lot of things.
                              So, the 1-6 years of preclinical testing, plus 6-11 years of clinical trial and development, plus the 1/2-2 years of additional studies, plus 11-14 years of post-release surveillance is too short to discover side effects and such?


                              Originally posted by ZombycZar View Post
                              So no you are not doing the same thing.
                              Please note that neither Mr. Didymus nor I are members of this congregation. However, I agree with you that you are not doing the same thing as this congregation. Here, they have some sort of evidence - the Bible. You don't have any evidence except to your "personal feeling."
                              John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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