[Elmer G. White]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

Brother Farmer,

Today is the day when Jesus is decomposing in His tomb waiting for resurrection and, as a result, there have been other fluffy bunny sightings. Most disturbing. These are unclean and hateful seducers.

Leviticus 11:6
And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

I know that many people take these apparitions as jokes or costumes but there are sinister forces on the move today. Disguised as men in rabbit clothing these demons can easily gain access to our homes, malls and eventually lower intestines. Look at this!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

These children clearly know what that Easter Bunny is up to. And it's not good

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Are you trying to describe the Easter Bunny as a child molester?

If someone tries to get into a child's bedroom in disguise by befriending them with sweets what would call it?

Wake up!

YIC
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[Catherine Moore]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

Your first post is to resurrect a four year old conversation? Wow.

[ScrewJoeLong]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

Thanks to the liberal Canadian government, this Easter Bunny is on the loose! And I promise if he's in your child's bedroom, he isn't there to leave a basket of treats!

Are you trying to describe the Easter Bunny as a child molester?

[JennyD]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

I'm not ADVOCATING anything - but if BJ would rather piffle his Cheerios than eat them, that's between him and General Mills.

Brother B-J is NOT some sploshing Homer who wants to share his "Lucky Charms" with some hot military daddy-man!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

I see, so now you're advocating Sploshing.

Is there no end to your depravity?!

I'm not ADVOCATING anything - but if BJ would rather fuck his Cheerios than eat them, that's between him and General Mills.

[JennyD]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

If you want to fornicate with your food, go right ahead - sounds messy to me, and a waste of food.

I see, so now you're advocating Sploshing.

Is there no end to your depravity?!

[Nobar King]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

Food gets wasted, you just have to learn to live with that.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

Well more the pity, isn't it Dances? Now you know how the world looks from the Christian perspective. Depravity every ware, people fornication with their childern's food.

If you want to fornicate with your food, go right ahead - sounds messy to me, and a waste of food.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

Most people simply eat breakfast cereal, not have sex with it.

Well more the pity, isn't it Dances? Now you know how the world looks from the Christian perspective. Depravity every ware, people fornication with their childern's food.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

...all the way to the Trix Rabbit ("Trix are for KIDS") trying to lure our children into sexual deviancy via breakfast cereal.

Most people simply eat breakfast cereal, not have sex with it.

[Evil bunny]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

It's stories like this that gives the Easter bunny a bad name. However, why do you continue to demonize Easter?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

I had no idea that rabbit was a breakfast food. Being from the south, we naturally deep fried just about every animal known to man. I've never tried fried rabbit for breakfast, but with some gravy, hash browns, eggs and biscits... It might just replace county ham and eggs.

[SUV]

Re: Easter Bunny Pedophile At Large!

Why, yes! Yes it was, Brother Knees! I'll never forget that Evil, Satanical Name: "Oolong"

And its Foul, most awful Visage - leading one into hunger; and distractions from Prayer.

And oh my God, wait....now I know where my missing Dungbread got to!

HE MUST BE STOPPED!!!