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  • Elmer G. White
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, we ladies very much appreciate your sensitivity to our feelings. However, as the mother of 8 boys (and one girl), I have a passing familiarity with masculine anatomy, at least in the under-13 age group, and was frankly worried by this:

    When I - yes, foolishly - clicked on your link, I was directed to something referred to as an abstract. I take the word abstract to mean that, as is customary in secular science, it contains little, if any, concrete evidence?

    The words that stood out, if you will pardon the expression in this context, were

    Well, they would say that, wouldn't they? I read no further.

    YiC
    Joanna

    PS - on edit. My dear husband Matthew says that if I am speaking out of turn here then you have his permission to chastise me.
    Dear Sister,

    I understand your concern. The testimonies of Unsaved Homers are notoriously unreliable. However, fortunately, indeed, we do not have to rely on them only. We have the testimonials of all the ex-gays from our very successful ex-homer ministries. They all tell us the same thing: Once they discard their evil habits, their male probosces shrink.

    In fact, after many illuminating discussions with our ex-homer Brethren, Brother Zechariah and Brother Harold, for instance, and also because of the youthful experimentation of the person that your present interlocutor has the habit of identifying with the perpendicular pronoun, I can assure you that this shrinking is so noteworthy that the girth of this anatomical mishap never again attains the dimensions it had when it was misused in unnatural fornication.

    Moreover, Jesus tells us that this is how it should be and how we should avoid the oral joys that are characteristic of homerrelations:

    Genesis 32:32
    Therefore the children of Israel eat not of the sinew which shrank, which is upon the hollow of the thigh, unto this day: because he touched the hollow of Jacob's thigh in the sinew that shrank.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer

    PS. You really should not be discussing these issues, dear Sister, and do you not have a wet nurse or a dark room to take care of the inevitable visual sightings of your sons' netherregions during the few initial months of incontinence until the rod potty trains them??

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  • Leroy Llewelyn
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
    Those look like plain clothes nuns to me, so at least they weren’t suspected terrorists. It pains me to say this, but in order to be consistent here it just goes to show you that nuns should be carrying guns.
    Something like this, good Brother?



    Yours in Christ,
    LL

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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, we ladies very much appreciate your sensitivity to our feelings. However, as the mother of 8 boys (and one girl), I have a passing familiarity with masculine anatomy, at least in the under-13 age group, and was frankly worried by this:

    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    If you had not dropped out of your Community College, you'd know that homosexuality explains penis size in a comprehensive manner.
    When I - yes, foolishly - clicked on your link, I was directed to something referred to as an abstract. I take the word abstract to mean that, as is customary in secular science, it contains little, if any, concrete evidence?

    The words that stood out, if you will pardon the expression in this context, were

    On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men.
    Well, they would say that, wouldn't they? I read no further.

    YiC
    Joanna

    PS - on edit. My dear husband Matthew says that if I am speaking out of turn here then you have his permission to chastise me.
    Last edited by Joanna Lytton-Vasey; 08-30-2016, 09:23 PM. Reason: Husband's comment

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  • Elmer G. White
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
    Whenever there is a crime in Babylon the police are quick to arrest a Black man and make him the perpetrator. We have no way of knowing the truth. The police say that they figured out that he was the criminal after a long interrogation. There was probably beating and whipping during that questioning which is what the police usually do to Black men. It is well known that white women thirst for the attention of Black men because white men are sissies with small members. Black men are manly and have large members. This knowledge comes to me from my study of white girls at the University of Wisconsin where I was formerly a student before I was called into politics. Black Lives Matter is currently deeply involved in the campaign of Hillary Clinton but soon we will have the time and funding to go to Mississippi to seek justice for this man.
    Mr. Rastafari,

    It is of course disgusting to discuss the intricacies of True Christian™ male anatomy in front of fragile women and unsaved children, but this (marked bold) part of your reply requires some assessment.

    The anatomical part of it is true also based on Creation Science. It is a well-established fact that White, God-Fearing True Believers™ (males) have quite small masculine outreach. It is also a well-researched fact that the members of your Hamite race have a girth of bestial proportions. However, the rest of your assertions are completely uneducated. The reason is that the bigger the male reproductive organ, the higher the person is on the scale from Pure Heterosexual Identity endorsed by Jesus to the Vile, Repulsive Homosexuality.

    To express this in simple terms that you might understand. A big "thingy" makes you gay.


    If you had not dropped out of your Community College, you'd know that homosexuality explains penis size in a comprehensive manner.
    Penile dimensions were assessed using five measures of penile length and circumference from Kinsey's original protocol. On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men. Explanations for these differences are discussed, including the possibility that these findings provide additional evidence that variations in prenatal hormonal levels (or other biological mechanisms affecting reproductive structures) affect sexual orientation development.
    Now, women are known for their lust, that is True™.

    Genesis 3:16
    Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

    Why would the woman, as the lustful Creature that she is, desire after a false man who despite the apparently good aptitude for pole-vaulting would be unable to perform with a woman?

    Dear Mr. Rastafari, I am praying that you return to your studies for your sake. However, for the sake of America and all mankind I hope that you continue in Mrs. Clinton's campaign and ensure a swift landslide victory for The Donald!




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer

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  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    I'll let President Trump speak for me in that regard, and on behalf of all white men: "I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee it."

    Who is vouching for you Mr. Rastafari?

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  • handmaiden
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
    . . . It is well known that white women thirst for the attention of Black men because white men are sissies with small members. Black men are manly and have large members. . .
    I would beg your pardon for such an uncouth and ill-mannered posting, but I will leave it to my True Christian Brothers in Christ to administer the discipline that you so clearly deserve.


    I will point out, however, that there are no Kardashians here at Landover Baptist, so your insane claims hold no water -- unlike your melons, mister.




    Umbragingly NOT Yours,


    Handmaiden

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  • I Man Rastafari
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Whenever there is a crime in Babylon the police are quick to arrest a Black man and make him the perpetrator. We have no way of knowing the truth. The police say that they figured out that he was the criminal after a long interrogation. There was probably beating and whipping during that questioning which is what the police usually do to Black men. It is well known that white women thirst for the attention of Black men because white men are sissies with small members. Black men are manly and have large members. This knowledge comes to me from my study of white girls at the University of Wisconsin where I was formerly a student before I was called into politics. Black Lives Matter is currently deeply involved in the campaign of Hillary Clinton but soon we will have the time and funding to go to Mississippi to seek justice for this man.

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  • Regis Alexandrus
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    He looks a little like that guy who played on Star Trek. What was his name, Kunta Kinte or something? He had those goofy 80's sunglasses, but add a few years to him, and I'll bet it's the same guy. Hollywood is always turning out criminals.


    Hollywood is a cesspool of moral liberalism (nihilism), hypocrisy, sexual perversions of every genre, drug abuse, and devil worship. All of these factors could have been a motivation in the double -homicide for many different reasons.

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  • Regis Alexandrus
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
    Those look like plain clothes nuns to me, so at least they weren’t suspected terrorists. It pains me to say this, but in order to be consistent here it just goes to show you that nuns should be carrying guns.
    Would they not use them against non-Catholics?

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  • Regis Alexandrus
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
    From all reports, this was certainly a grisly murder. The fact that NBC is willing to verify that it was indeed a Negroe who committed the crime without trying to offer some kind of excuse can be interpreted to mean that the crime must be much worse than is being admitted. NBC is well known as editors of the news to advance the communist/Hollywood/homosexual agenda. These were Roman women, but they were also White women. We can only imagine the true facts. All we really know is that a Negroe was alone with two White women and they both wound up dead. This is more proof that unsaved Negroes can be dangerous.
    Their selective editing of Zimmerman's 911 call before he shot Travon Martin is proof of their blatant bias and dishonesty.

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  • Leroy Llewelyn
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
    Those look like plain clothes nuns to me, so at least they weren’t suspected terrorists. It pains me to say this, but in order to be consistent here it just goes to show you that nuns should be carrying guns.
    This is why I fully support the private ownership of land mines. HappyRock Baptist Church has a ten foot iron fence surrounding our three acres, but the darkies still get in.

    Here you can see our fence behind me:

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    Do you mean this guy, Sister?

    Yes. Notice how shifty he looks today. Do you not see the similarities?


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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Do you mean this guy, Sister?

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    He looks a little like that guy who played on Star Trek. What was his name, Kunta Kinte or something? He had those goofy 80's sunglasses, but add a few years to him, and I'll bet it's the same guy. Hollywood is always turning out criminals.

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Re: 46 Year-Old Black Male Stabbed Two 68 Year-Old Nuns in Mississippi

    Those look like plain clothes nuns to me, so at least they weren’t suspected terrorists. It pains me to say this, but in order to be consistent here it just goes to show you that nuns should be carrying guns.

    Leave a comment:

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