Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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I understand your concern. The testimonies of Unsaved Homers are notoriously unreliable. However, fortunately, indeed, we do not have to rely on them only. We have the testimonials of all the ex-gays from our very successful ex-homer ministries. They all tell us the same thing: Once they discard their evil habits, their male probosces shrink.
In fact, after many illuminating discussions with our ex-homer Brethren, Brother Zechariah and Brother Harold, for instance, and also because of the youthful experimentation of the person that your present interlocutor has the habit of identifying with the perpendicular pronoun, I can assure you that this shrinking is so noteworthy that the girth of this anatomical mishap never again attains the dimensions it had when it was misused in unnatural fornication.
Moreover, Jesus tells us that this is how it should be and how we should avoid the oral joys that are characteristic of homerrelations:
Genesis 32:32
Therefore the children of Israel eat not of the sinew which shrank, which is upon the hollow of the thigh, unto this day: because he touched the hollow of Jacob's thigh in the sinew that shrank.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer

PS. You really should not be discussing these issues, dear Sister, and do you not have a wet nurse or a dark room to take care of the inevitable visual sightings of your sons' netherregions during the few initial months of incontinence until the rod potty trains them??





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