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Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

I do believe Jesus did send him (Curtis) in-here to be saved. See 2 Peter 3

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

Jesus said about me, "As the Father has sent ME (Jesus), so send I you (Curtis). (I take the Word of God personally as should any true believer)

Therefore, he that does not receive me - does not receive God. Consequently, I shake the dust of my feet off against you. It will be more tolerable for Sodom and Gommorah on the day of judgment than it will be for you. Your hearts are hardened and your conscience is seared. I turn you over to Satan (your father). (If he will have you!)


I have delivered my soul. You blood is now on your own heads.

Curtis,
You claim Jesus sent you to us? Maybe he sent you here so you could be Saved. Did you ever think of that? If the Lord truly spoke to you, He surely sent you to be received in His Favorite Church, not to rebuke us. Did you ever consider that it is you that is too Proud, not the Godly True Christians™ here at Landover.

Satan is not our father, for there is but one true Father, and we all know who that is. It is God, and you need to get right with him, before it's too late!

Aaron

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

Jesus said about me, "As the Father has sent ME (Jesus), so send I you (Curtis). (I take the Word of God personally as should any true believer)

Therefore, he that does not receive me - does not receive God. Consequently, I shake the dust of my feet off against you. It will be more tolerable for Sodom and Gommorah on the day of judgment than it will be for you. Your hearts are hardened and your conscience is seared. I turn you over to Satan (your father). (If he will have you!)


I have delivered my soul. You blood is now on your own heads.

It sounds to me like satan has you by the short hairs, friend. Either that or you got some bad acid.

Don't give up on Jesus. He guided you here for a reason.

[Enlitener]

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Jesus said about me, "As the Father has sent ME (Jesus), so send I you (Curtis). (I take the Word of God personally as should any true believer)

Therefore, he that does not receive me - does not receive God. Consequently, I shake the dust of my feet off against you. It will be more tolerable for Sodom and Gommorah on the day of judgment than it will be for you. Your hearts are hardened and your conscience is seared. I turn you over to Satan (your father). (If he will have you!)


I have delivered my soul. You blood is now on your own heads.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Is that a KJV Bible Quote? I don't think so! Why should we listen to anything not in the KJV1611 Bible?

Brother Aaron is not raging, he's on FIRE. He's on FIRE FOR THE LORD!

GLORY!

No Mom o' 20, that quote is certainly NOT from the KJV1611. That's a mangled Nietzsche quote, an infamous pre-nazi German pervert. Typical of a stoned out hippy fatass to misquote some non-christian weirdo in God's Favorite Forum.

And thanks for the kinds words, but know your place. A True Christain™ man does not need a woman fighting his battles for him.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Is that a KJV Bible Quote? I don't think so! Why should we listen to anything not in the KJV1611 Bible?

Brother Aaron is not raging, he's on FIRE. He's on FIRE FOR THE LORD!

GLORY!

Preach it Sister!

WARNING: Exposure to the SON can SAVE you from BURNING!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I think Aaron will never get anywhere in life with all his raging hostility.
"Whoever fights monsters should see that in the process they don't become monsters themselves. When you look into a dark abyss, it also looks into you."

Shut up fatty, who asked you? Shouldn't you be at an all-you-can-eat joint trying to drive them out of business?

[Jean Poole]

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I think Aaron will never get anywhere in life with all his raging hostility.
"Whoever fights monsters should see that in the process they don't become monsters themselves. When you look into a dark abyss, it also looks into you."

Is that a KJV Bible Quote? I don't think so! Why should we listen to anything not in the KJV1611 Bible?

Brother Aaron is not raging, he's on FIRE. He's on FIRE FOR THE LORD!

GLORY!

[GinnyG.]

Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

I think Aaron will never get anywhere in life with all his raging hostility.
"Whoever fights monsters should see that in the process they don't become monsters themselves. When you look into a dark abyss, it also looks into you."

I cannot go through that entire post a line at time, it's just too much. I certainly admire Pastor Billy for doing the heavy lifting on this one.

Mr. E, do you use the preview button to proof your posts? I am going to assume not, based on the typos, and the grammatical errors, etc. If you want people to read your posts, your incredibly long posts, you should show them that you care enough to proof them before posting. If that seems like too much work to you, imagine all of us here trying to slog our way through that stream-of-consciousness, error-riddled babble. My mind started hydroplaning after the third paragraph. Was that mostly about hair? And did you say that hippies invented beards? I will have you know that I have a beard because I have an ugly chin. Satisfied?

I did notice that instead of comparing yourself to Jesus like you did in a previous post, you took shots at a Disciple this time. Are you so sure about your convictions that you can accuse Paul? Such pride and vanity! Since you are comparing yourself to Biblical characters, maybe God is doing a kind of new Job thing with you, sending sickness to your relatives as a test?

I usually don’t like to parrot what someone else has already posted and Pastor Billy already answered your attack. But that blanket accusation that we are all uncaring jerks who don’t help people is quite offensive. Why would you say such a horrible thing? You accuse us of anger and hate, but there is certainly more in your confused heart than pure, sweet love, I daresay!


Oh, and nice quotation marks inside parenthesis in the first line!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I was also called a hippie and a doper etc. And all without any evidence or any love. Just because I did not look or act or speak "just like you".

So you don’t make assumptions about people based on how they look? Well I do! When it walks like a hippy, and talks like a hippy, and advocates the use of dope like a hippy, I call it a hippy. Sorry for the confusion, what would you rather be called?

Now please correct me if I am wrong about this

I’m sure you are, but please continue . . .

(since you apparently have the ONLY “handle” on the truth) but I was under the impression that Christianity was supposed to be BECAUSE of Jesus Christ in the first place and is supposed to be altogether ABOUT Jesus Christ.

Right so far, but I think I hear a wrong turn coming . . .

Yet the scripture does not portray Him as being legalistic about the scripture nor did He put people in bondage to any of it's rules and regulations.

Wrong. Wrong! WRONG!!! You talk about Jesus as if he is separate from God and the Holy Spirit. But they are THREE who are ONE! Anything that the God of the Old Testament said, Jesus was also saying. All the wrath, all the smiting, all the calls for burnt offerings were coming from Jesus just as if he was preaching it in the Sermon on the Mount!

Also read these two articles in my blog for more on this

Stop spamming about your awful website in God’s Favorite Forum!

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All I have done in this forum is come here and observe which of these two kinds of people you are and address that in the same manner that Jesus did.

No, all you have done in this forum is call us hypocrites, question our beliefs, call us names and compare yourself to Jesus REPEATEDLY!

Long ago, I gave up the legalism . . .

. . .and the showering and the haircuts and started smoking the dope!

In fact THAT is what my entire blog is about.

Shut up about your damn blog already!

I try my best to work through all of the traditions of men and various legalistic interpretations of the essense of the Bible and show people the simple truth of what God wants from them. In other words the simple but overall message of what God wants us to understand from the word of God when it is all taken together. Each of my blog post is only one piece of that puzzle as it were.

We do not need the likes of you telling us what it says in the Bible, especially if you are going to leave out half of it and reinterpret the rest! And please shut the hell up about your stupid blog!

Then you never apologized or asked forgiveness.

I’m sorry you’re such an idiot. Please forgive me for not saying that sooner.

I have not received ANY kind of welcome or acceptance here.

What part of Unsaved Unwelcome do you not understand?

This place reminds the of the Sanhedrin where they had Jesus on trial and were not open to anything He had to say - but instead would stoop to any level to discredit Him and justify themselves. With the spirit or attitude that you are demonstrating - if you lived in the time of Jesus and were the religious leaders of that day - you would crucify me too!

Y O U . . . A R E . . . N O T . . . J E S U S ! ! !
Please stop comparing yourself to our Lord!!! It is really offensive!!!

You even try to pick apart every gramatical error that I make - as if somehow that were a major fault that needs to be concentrated on.

You are so full of yourself that you cannot see that your completely undisciplined writing style is very nearly unreadable!

It is not how easy or hard something is to write that makes it good writing, it is how easy it is to read, how clear it is, how well the message comes across.

If you are capable of learning anything from us, which I highly doubt, let it be this: It is the responsibility of the writer to make sure the reader understands what is written, not the other way around.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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When I first posted a comment here. I was immediately labeled "Unsaved Trash". (What a way to “win the lost” – thru intimidation into conformity!)

Everyone starts out as "Unsaved Trash", friend. It is only through the Grace of God that any of us are anything else.

Now please correct me if I am wrong about this (since you apparently have the ONLY “handle” on the truth) but I was under the impression that Christianity was supposed to be BECAUSE of Jesus Christ in the first place and is supposed to be altogether ABOUT Jesus Christ. Yet the scripture does not portray Him as being legalistic about the scripture nor did He put people in bondage to any of it's rules and regulations. Instead He said the scripture served one purpose. It spoke of Him. He is the true Spiritual Reality that EVERYTHING in the Bible points to. And true Spiritual Reality in found in Him alone.

Amen! I have no need to correct you there, because everything you said is exactly right.

We don't believe in legalism here, either. We believe in the Gift of Salvation through the Grace of God, amen.

Gal 3:24 Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith.
Gal 3:25 But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster.

Let's take cooking as an analogy. Some people have no idea how to cook, so they have to fumble their way through recipe books, carefully measuring everything, carefully timing everything, and the food they prepare is barely palatable. There are other people who are master chefs. They don't need recipes because they instinctively know how to prepare food, and everything they cook tastes wonderful.

The law is like the recipe books, and unsaved folks are like the folks who can't cook. They need to carefully follow the law in order to perform God's Will, and even then they don't do so well at it.

Born-again Christians, however, has no need for the law, because we instinctively know how to perform the Will of God. The Holy Spirit lives within us, shielding us from temptation, and pointing out the path towards righteousness, just like the master chef's education and experience prevents him from making mistakes.

He NEVER harshly rebuked "sinners" and for the most part He did not tell them to change their ways - in some outward fashion or another. He just told them to believe in Him and trust Him. Read the gospels and prove me wrong if you can.

Sure thing, Jelly Bean. If Jesus didn't expect folks to change their ways, then why is the Gospel full of calls to repentance? Repent doesn't mean just saying "Whoops, my bad", and then continuing to commit the same sins. Repentance is "the relinquishment of any practice from the conviction that it has offended God. Sorrow, fear, and anxiety are properly not parts, but adjuncts, of repentance; yet they are too closely connected with it to be easily separated."

Matt 4:17 From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.

Matt 9:13 But go ye and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

Matt 11:20 Then began he to upbraid the cities wherein most of his mighty works were done, because they repented not:
Matt 11:21 Woe unto thee, Chorazin! woe unto thee, Bethsaida! for if the mighty works, which were done in you, had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes.
Matt 11:22 But I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon at the day of judgment, than for you.

Mark 1:14 Now after that John was put in prison, Jesus came into Galilee, preaching the gospel of the kingdom of God,
Mark 1:15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.

Mark 6:12 And they went out, and preached that men should repent.

Luke 13:3 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
Luke 13:5 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.

Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

He freely associated with them in order to show His love and acceptance of them and win them with the Love of God.

No, he associated with sinners because they were the most in need of a physician. Don't take my word for it -- this is what Jesus said when asked why He spent all His time hanging out with sinners...

Mark 2:16 And when the scribes and Pharisees saw him eat with publicans and sinners, they said unto his disciples, How is it that he eateth and drinketh with publicans and sinners?
Mark 2:17 When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

However, He was very harsh with the folks who were unloving towards others and self-righteous about their legalistic obedience to the "dead letter" of the scripture - which ONLY kills.

He even condemned THEM to hell and said that they were the blind who were leading the blind and therefore they would both fall into the ditch. He said that they laid burdens on peoples shoulders that they couldn't bear and traveled the globe to make disciples - only to make them twice as much a child of hell as they were!

That's true.

Contrary to the self-righteous religious hypocrites - He understood, lived, taught and applied the "spirit" of the Word - which brings LIFE! He felt so strongly about all of this that He even said that the worst kind of sinner (a tax collector) who is simply honest before God about His spiritual condition - would be saved and the self-righteous religious person who kept the letter of the Word to the smallest detail would be damned! THAT is what Jesus said.

Amen! The Pharisees didn't believe forgiveness of sins is possible -- one sin and you are automatically damned. It is still true that anyone who sins, even once, deserves eternal damnation, but Jesus made it possible to be saved.

Anyone who repents and believes may be saved. Praise the Sweet name of Jesus!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I will simply reply to all of this with these few words.

These few words?!? I cut and pasted your post into Word so I could format it and make it easier to read. It's two and a half pages long, single spaced, in 12pt. type!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Now it's all bold too! Thanks tons! I'm going to read it, but it's going to take a while.

See you in a few hours. You sir are no Shakespeare. Brevity is certainly not the soul of your wit.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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First of all every new registrant is labeled "Unsaved Trash" until they prove they are worthy of being a True Christian.

Secondly, if you want to put your daughter in a cage you need to read this thread.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2344

Helpful, Sister Thumper

p/s: Paragraphs and not using too much bold are your friends.

[Enlitener]

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I will simply reply to all of this with these few words. When I first posted a comment here. I was immediately labeled "Unsaved Trash". (What a way to “win the lost” – thru intimidation into conformity!) I was also called a hippie and a doper etc. And all without any evidence or any love. Just because I did not look or act or speak "just like you". (Thank God I have been delivered from THAT!)

Now please correct me if I am wrong about this (since you apparently have the ONLY “handle” on the truth) but I was under the impression that Christianity was supposed to be BECAUSE of Jesus Christ in the first place and is supposed to be altogether ABOUT Jesus Christ. Yet the scripture does not portray Him as being legalistic about the scripture nor did He put people in bondage to any of it's rules and regulations. Instead He said the scripture served one purpose. It spoke of Him. He is the true Spiritual Reality that EVERYTHING in the Bible points to. And true Spiritual Reality in found in Him alone.

He was God in the flesh and demonstrated the nature of God to us. LOVE. He also demonstrated what God wanted FROM us. He NEVER harshly rebuked "sinners" and for the most part He did not tell them to change their ways - in some outward fashion or another. He just told them to believe in Him and trust Him. Read the gospels and prove me wrong if you can. Also read these two articles in my blog for more on this subject "God Loves Sinners" and "Why Did Jesus Really Come"?

He freely associated with them in order to show His love and acceptance of them and win them with the Love of God. However, He was very harsh with the folks who were unloving towards others and self-righteous about their legalistic obedience to the "dead letter" of the scripture - which ONLY kills.

He even condemned THEM to hell and said that they were the blind who were leading the blind and therefore they would both fall into the ditch. He said that they laid burdens on peoples shoulders that they couldn't bear and traveled the globe to make disciples - only to make them twice as much a child of hell as they were!
Contrary to the self-righteous religious hypocrites - He understood, lived, taught and applied the "spirit" of the Word - which brings LIFE! He felt so strongly about all of this that He even said that the worst kind of sinner (a tax collector) who is simply honest before God about His spiritual condition - would be saved and the self-righteous religious person who kept the letter of the Word to the smallest detail would be damned! THAT is what Jesus said. You know – the ONE that you SAY you are following. Are you going to disagree with Him about that? If so, then you must be following someone else's idea about salvation "in the name of the Lord".

All I have done in this forum is come here and observe which of these two kinds of people you are and address that in the same manner that Jesus did. I don't know who you are imitating but it sure is NOT the Jesus that is portrayed in the Bible that you say you believe and follow. Long ago, I gave up the legalism that kills and have sought to study and learn as much as I could about this Jesus on which all of Christianity is supposed to be built. Now I just try to imitate Him and Him alone. I have made Him my mentor. I believe that this is my safest bet to ensure that I please God and obtain eternal life. From what I have observed so far from your attitude and doctrine – you evidently think that you have a “better” idea about that!

In fact THAT is what my entire blog is about. I try my best to work through all of the traditions of men and various legalistic interpretations of the essense of the Bible and show people the simple truth of what God wants from them. In other words the simple but overall message of what God wants us to understand from the word of God when it is all taken together. Each of my blog post is only one piece of that puzzle as it were. If you put them all together you can see the whole picture. If you do not care to do that - that is entirely up to you. That is your loss.

So as I have pointed out - you have demonstrated another nature other than the nature of Jesus when you accused me as you did - and without evidence. Then you never apologized or asked forgiveness. Don't you believe in and preach those things to be part of good godly character and of good relationships? Then why don't you practice those here? I have not received ANY kind of welcome or acceptance here. Therefore, why should I treat you any different than I have?

This place reminds the of the Sanhedrin where they had Jesus on trial and were not open to anything He had to say - but instead would stoop to any level to discredit Him and justify themselves. With the spirit or attitude that you are demonstrating - if you lived in the time of Jesus and were the religious leaders of that day - you would crucify me too!

You try your best to pick apart everything I say - rather than understand it. You even try to pick apart every gramatical error that I make - as if somehow that were a major fault that needs to be concentrated on. (But then desperate people - do desperate things. Evidently, you are just THAT desperate to discredit me and justify yourselves!) You major on the minors and minor on the majors. You are like the Pharisees of whom Jesus said, "You strain out a knat (from your drink) but you swallow a camel!

You should learn some of the major things that God is concerned with such as mercy and justice. However, evidently the desire for or love of those things are not in you. If they were - they would express themselves.

As far as my daughter is concerned. She is just find thank you. But if she did need a place to stay - I would rather leave her in a cage of poisonous snakes than with one of you! She would be MUCH better off!