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  • #166
    Re: wickans are demonic liars

    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
    Indeed! I keep thinking things along the lines of: "21 is almost 25. 25 years old. That's a quarter of a century! I can't imagine myself being 25. And it's almost 30. 30, for crying out loud! And that's pushing 40! I don't wanna be 40! Before you know it, I'll be 50!" It just goes on like that. Suffice it to say that I'm a bit apprehensive about turning 21, lol. What I wouldn't give to be a teenager again! 17 was a good age, I'd like to be 17 again.
    I would say that this post is worth a fifty dollar tithe. Who wants to step up and be the anonymous benefactor?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #167
      Re: wickans are demonic liars

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      I would say that this post is worth a fifty dollar tithe. Who wants to step up and be the anonymous benefactor?
      1) If someone announces that they want to be an anonymous benefactor, they're no longer anonymous, you big silly. 2) I could tithe in cheese. 3) Does that mean you liked it?
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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      • #168
        Re: wickans are demonic liars

        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
        1) If someone announces that they want to be an anonymous benefactor, they're no longer anonymous, you big silly. 2) I could tithe in cheese. 3) Does that mean you liked it?
        $50 worth of good ripe Limburger would be acceptable.

        Send it to me personally. I'll see to it that you get credit.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #169
          Re: wickans are demonic liars

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          $50 worth of good ripe Limburger would be acceptable.

          Send it to me personally. I'll see to it that you get credit.
          I like this: a world that accepts cheese as payment!
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • #170
            Re: wickans are demonic liars

            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
            I like this: a world that accepts cheese as payment!
            I like it too. Sort of puts women right out of business doesn't it!
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • #171
              Re: wickans are demonic liars

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              I like it too. Sort of puts women right out of business doesn't it!
              LMAO! My goodness, but that's hilarious!
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • #172
                Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                Originally posted by Repentant Liberal View Post
                Clearly he meant he wanted to buy you. Try to be grateful that the good Pastor would be willing to lay you across his knee to try to save you before putting you in the LBC stoning circle.
                Isn't stoning people a bit dated?

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                • #173
                  Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                  Originally posted by Nicole View Post
                  Isn't stoning people a bit dated?
                  God never changes. Neither do we, praise Jesus!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #174
                    Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                    Originally posted by Nicole View Post
                    Isn't stoning people a bit dated?
                    What do you offer as an alternative? When we use firearms we are bombarded by hateful fanatics who want gun control.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • #175
                      Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      What do you offer as an alternative? When we use firearms we are bombarded by hateful fanatics who want gun control.
                      It was just a question. And I'm against killing inncoent people.

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                      • #176
                        Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                        Originally posted by Nicole View Post
                        It was just a question. And I'm against killing inncoent people.
                        I can live with that. Witches should be put to death though.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • #177
                          Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          I can live with that. Witches should be put to death though.
                          So you're saying that I should be put to death?

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                          • #178
                            Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                            You're not a witch.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #179
                              Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              You're not a witch.
                              I'm a Wiccan

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                              • #180
                                Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                                I'm a prince.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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