[Nicole]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

Clearly he meant he wanted to buy you. Try to be grateful that the good Pastor would be willing to lay you across his knee to try to save you before putting you in the LBC stoning circle.

Isn't stoning people a bit dated?

[WickedWitch]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

I like it too. Sort of puts women right out of business doesn't it!

LMAO! My goodness, but that's hilarious!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

I like this: a world that accepts cheese as payment!

I like it too. Sort of puts women right out of business doesn't it!

[WickedWitch]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

$50 worth of good ripe Limburger would be acceptable.

Send it to me personally. I'll see to it that you get credit.

I like this: a world that accepts cheese as payment!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

1) If someone announces that they want to be an anonymous benefactor, they're no longer anonymous, you big silly. 2) I could tithe in cheese. 3) Does that mean you liked it?

$50 worth of good ripe Limburger would be acceptable.

Send it to me personally. I'll see to it that you get credit.

[WickedWitch]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

I would say that this post is worth a fifty dollar tithe. Who wants to step up and be the anonymous benefactor?

1) If someone announces that they want to be an anonymous benefactor, they're no longer anonymous, you big silly. 2) I could tithe in cheese. 3) Does that mean you liked it?

[Nobar King]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

Indeed! I keep thinking things along the lines of: "21 is almost 25. 25 years old. That's a quarter of a century! I can't imagine myself being 25. And it's almost 30. 30, for crying out loud! And that's pushing 40! I don't wanna be 40! Before you know it, I'll be 50!" It just goes on like that. Suffice it to say that I'm a bit apprehensive about turning 21, lol. What I wouldn't give to be a teenager again! 17 was a good age, I'd like to be 17 again.

I would say that this post is worth a fifty dollar tithe. Who wants to step up and be the anonymous benefactor?

[WickedWitch]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

I am sixty one. You're killin' me here!

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I mean, pinfeathers, good Pastor! Pinfeathers and gullyfluff, I say. Why, you're as spry as a 30-year old.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

Indeed! I keep thinking things along the lines of: "21 is almost 25. 25 years old. That's a quarter of a century! I can't imagine myself being 25. And it's almost 30. 30, for crying out loud! And that's pushing 40! I don't wanna be 40! Before you know it, I'll be 50!" It just goes on like that. Suffice it to say that I'm a bit apprehensive about turning 21, lol. What I wouldn't give to be a teenager again! 17 was a good age, I'd like to be 17 again.

I am sixty one. You're killin' me here!

[WickedWitch]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

Oh, to be young again...

Indeed! I keep thinking things along the lines of: "21 is almost 25. 25 years old. That's a quarter of a century! I can't imagine myself being 25. And it's almost 30. 30, for crying out loud! And that's pushing 40! I don't wanna be 40! Before you know it, I'll be 50!" It just goes on like that. Suffice it to say that I'm a bit apprehensive about turning 21, lol. What I wouldn't give to be a teenager again! 17 was a good age, I'd like to be 17 again.

[Nobar King]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

Oh, to be young again...

[WickedWitch]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

Where does the time go?

I know, eh? It seems like just yesterday I came here a giggly 16-year old girl, bright-eyed and enamoured of One-Eyed Jack. Now, I'm a giggly nearly-21-year old woman, googley-eyed and still enamoured of One-Eyed Jack. And you. And Eno. And Poetic Peter. Do you still remember Mortimer Snerd?

Clearly he meant he wanted to buy you. Thus my protestment. Try to be grateful that the good Pastor would be willing to lay you instead of me across his knee to try to save you instead of me before putting you instead of me in the LBC stoning circle.

*Sniffles* If you're going to go through the trouble of stealing the good Pastor's affections away from me, you might try being a bit more grateful for his attention! A little bit more appreciative, eh?

[Repentant Liberal]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

What do you mean?

Ugh, I hate waiting 600 seconds

Clearly he meant he wanted to buy you. Try to be grateful that the good Pastor would be willing to lay you across his knee to try to save you before putting you in the LBC stoning circle.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

You do realise that I'm going to be 21 in March, right?

Where does the time go?

[WickedWitch]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

Bah! You are still a teenager!

You do realise that I'm going to be 21 in March, right?