[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

all I meant is I didnt have to bow down to anything... freedom.. not the fake freedom thats being overused...

Censorship for one is bad mkay

The only true freedom in the world is the freedom to Worship Jesus. The rest is satanic communism.

[God Hates Me]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

all I meant is I didnt have to bow down to anything... freedom.. not the fake freedom thats being overused...

Censorship for one is bad mkay

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

I can get that by serving myself... basic of the Pagan/"satanic" religions...

I didn't know part of the satanic religion was "serving yourself". Thats gross and just too much information!

I learn something new everyday.

[God Hates Me]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

I can get that by serving myself... self empowerment... basic of the Pagan/"satanic" religions... sounds like alot more fun and alot more worthwhile if you ask me.. so you keep serving while ill be leading

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

what do you have?

Eternal life through Christ Jesus!

[God Hates Me]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

Wow, and I thought you were just a homersexual.

Oh yeah thanks for reminding me

Lesbian too

we have blood orgies and witchcraft... what do you have?

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

Im a Dark Pagan Goth WOMAN with a blood fetish...

Am I going to hell? am I am I?

Wow, and I thought you were just a homersexual.

[God Hates Me]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

Im a Dark Pagan Goth WOMAN with a blood fetish...

Am I going to hell? am I am I?

[Mezon DumbSh*t]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

I read the wikipedia article, and it said sharkey was arrested for felonies...

It's also worth mentioning that the government doesn't take a homocidal maniac seriously when he tries to become president. -.0

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

Okay another question??Would you know if someone was wiccan,if they are online?Or is that not simply possible,and where i live there are many wiccans,mostly in albuquerque,what if i were wiccan?

Most Wiccans are proud of the fact, Dimadozen. They bounce into this Christian forum and announce, "HI, I'm a Wiccan! I read Teen Witch by Silverbunny Ravenfluff, and now I'm a powerful witch!"

In public, they wear their little pentagrams and say, "Blessed be!"

It's very easy to pick them out, because they announce it.

Once they've done so, we know that they practice witchcraft, and we target them for the annual Witch Hunt invite them to Landover's . . . What is it called? "Witches, Warlocks and Wiccan Weirdos Campout", something like that.

I'm starting to think you might just be one yourself, Dimadozen.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

how rude!

If you had any sense at all, you would realize that the poster had gone through life embarrassing herself and others by poor punctuation. Brother Nobar's instructive message will turn her life around - people will look on her with renewed respect - others will seek her advice.

Such is the service of True Christians and such is the thanks we get! (Not as we expect any, Jesus said it would be hard.)

[Ferret]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

That is not apparent from your posts. Maybe you went to school in a barn where they didn't teach punctuation? Still, you should be able to see from other people's writing (everyone), that a space is required after punctuation marks like commas or periods. Care to explain?

how rude!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

no,i wasnt raised in a barn. I am just not any good at it.

I'm assuming that by "it", you mean that you're not good at anything, right?

While I'm not a pastor by any means, I do have some experience in the field of identifying different forms of satanism and its practitioners. If I had to go off a hunch, I would say that Dimacusa is rife with the kind of sin that can only be found amongst those that sell there souls to satan....

The most obvious hallmarks of satanism tend to be horrible grammar and a complete absence from what we like to call "the real world"...(both of which seem to be found in abundance here)

My diagnosis? An exorcism A.S.A.P. The subject in question has not shown the typical aggressiveness toward the religious, associated with prolonged demonic possession so it may not be too late.

[Nobar King]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

no,i wasnt raised in a barn. I am just not any good at it.

I wrote "went to school in a barn". You were probably raised in a mud hut.

About Dimacusa Interestslearning,birds,reading,Occupationschool

How's the school going? Do they bug you about your punctuation there, too?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

why do build a house out of mud?They apparently cant afford better.Also they seem to think it looks good.Protection?haha,protection we live on a street,where there is only old ladys,not much to protect from.

You need to go to the Introduction Forum and properly introduce yourself. And do try to use the space bar and the shift key. It may take a little longer, but people will stop bugging you about it.

Also, use the "preview" button to make sure your post isn't a complete mess, like the ones you've posted already!