[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

i am a witch i want to repent my sins help me someone

I must advise you to avoid going to my own home which is Jamaica. We set witches on fire there. No offense intended.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

i am a witch i want to repent my sins help me someone

I hope you're not working for a True Christian™ in a family business! If you don't repent before they exercise their civil right to protect their religious beliefs over your otherwise federally secured civil rights, like, you know, like life (nevermind liberty, the pursuit of happiness), you'll be in a world of hurt (Exodus 22:18), lol!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

i am a witch i want to repent my sins help me someone

kingjbible.com

Read it. ALL of it. Take notes. Any questions? We'll discuss after you're finished.

[froggo]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

i am a witch i want to repent my sins help me someone

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

Why would I be jealous? I have friends, family, and even strangers who stand up for me and support me. Also, I know you are trying to seem nice but calling one a "dyke", even lesbians, is offensive. also, technically, according to bible (I have read it you know in both english and hebrew) you can't say anything to me because you aren't supposed to teach others about Christianity and force it on them because of the simple fact that you are a woman. It is unfair in my opinion though I do not share your beliefs.

I can't say anything to you? That's what you get out of the Bible? Women can't talk? Ever? How do you think the Holy Ghost knew Mary accepted His Holy cajolery if she didn't respond positively, and audibly (Luke 1:38)? It's not like she was a god and could communicate without any audible, visible, or tangible qualities. The LORD alone is the only One in all of creation who can communicate without any discernible method of communication. The rest of us get to talk. Even about our religious beliefs when compelled by the Holy Ghost to do just that (Acts 1:8).

Also, I forgot to mention, being Gay, Bi, Straight, trans, etc., is NOT A CHOICE. It depends on the level of each type of hormornes you have, it isn't, (referencing a idiotic article this site put up I heard about), "If you try pot, you turn gay!" Well, I don't use pot in any way, yet I am still a lesbian. So, you might want to get someone to edit that article.

The article you mention is Marijuana Makes You Gay, and was painstakingly written by Landover Senior Outreach leader, Brother Harold Porter, who has been touching men, women, and children with the Good News since probably before you were born. You should know that he has first-hand experience with the Gay Lifestyle, and knows just how insidious the homosexual desire can be. He has shared his story, and hope for others, in his pivotal self-help resource, Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

Why would I be jealous? I have friends, family, and even strangers who stand up for me and support me...

You do know that any claims you make here will be dismissed out of hand because the Bible says that you're a liar?

Welcome to Landover.

...Also, I know you are trying to seem nice but calling one a "dyke", even lesbians, is offensive...

Why would being called a "dyke" (she didn't, btw, check your comprehension) be an insult, unless you think there's something wrong with being one?

...also, technically, according to bible (I have read it you know in both english and hebrew) you can't say anything to me because you aren't supposed to teach others about Christianity and force it on them because of the simple fact that you are a woman. It is unfair in my opinion though I do not share your beliefs.

Bzzzzt. If you referring to 1 Timothy 2:12 (and please cite all Scripture you wish to reference in future, it will save time and confusion), that only applies if you're a man. Good luck proving that, in view of my first comment.

[Basilissa]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

Also, I forgot to mention, being Gay, Bi, Straight, trans, etc., is NOT A CHOICE. It depends on the level of each type of hormornes you have, it isn't, (referencing a idiotic article this site put up I heard about), "If you try pot, you turn gay!" Well, I don't use pot in any way, yet I am still a lesbian. So, you might want to get someone to edit that article.

Why? Since when does one "because I say so" constitute evidence?

[God is an illusion]

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But of course! We can't know beforehand what the LORD knows, namely, whether or not you have been called to Salvation (Ephesians 1:4). For all we know, you might be one of those hairy, gorilla-sized butch dyke steam roller kind of lesbians, but one who will find herself on her death bed, smote with AIDS, syphilis, extreme nearsightedness, and zika, repent of her disgusting sins, and be Saved at the last moment, just like Jeffrey Dahmer!

Today is a good day for Redemption! I would encourage you to give it a go right now! There are lots of good reasons to believe!

Don't be silly. You're just jealous of our strong community ties and pleasing countenance!

Also, I forgot to mention, being Gay, Bi, Straight, trans, etc., is NOT A CHOICE. It depends on the level of each type of hormornes you have, it isn't, (referencing a idiotic article this site put up I heard about), "If you try pot, you turn gay!" Well, I don't use pot in any way, yet I am still a lesbian. So, you might want to get someone to edit that article.

[God is an illusion]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

But of course! We can't know beforehand what the LORD knows, namely, whether or not you have been called to Salvation (Ephesians 1:4). For all we know, you might be one of those hairy, gorilla-sized butch dyke steam roller kind of lesbians, but one who will find herself on her death bed, smote with AIDS, syphilis, extreme nearsightedness, and zika, repent of her disgusting sins, and be Saved at the last moment, just like Jeffrey Dahmer!

Today is a good day for Redemption! I would encourage you to give it a go right now! There are lots of good reasons to believe!

Don't be silly. You're just jealous of our strong community ties and pleasing countenance!

Why would I be jealous? I have friends, family, and even strangers who stand up for me and support me. Also, I know you are trying to seem nice but calling one a "dyke", even lesbians, is offensive. also, technically, according to bible (I have read it you know in both english and hebrew) you can't say anything to me because you aren't supposed to teach others about Christianity and force it on them because of the simple fact that you are a woman. It is unfair in my opinion though I do not share your beliefs.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

I'm also a lesbian, it seems as though they let anybody sign up for this, even us!

But of course! We can't know beforehand what the LORD knows, namely, whether or not you have been called to Salvation (Ephesians 1:4). For all we know, you might be one of those hairy, gorilla-sized butch dyke steam roller kind of lesbians, but one who will find herself on her death bed, smote with AIDS, syphilis, extreme nearsightedness, and zika, repent of her disgusting sins, and be Saved at the last moment, just like Jeffrey Dahmer!

Today is a good day for Redemption! I would encourage you to give it a go right now! There are lots of good reasons to believe!

Also, you other people, seriously, stop being homophobic, racist, sexist, etc., you're just acting idiotic and illogical.

Don't be silly. You're just jealous of our strong community ties and pleasing countenance!

[God is an illusion]

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Lesbian too

I'm also a lesbian, it seems as though they let anybody sign up for this, even us! Also, you other people, seriously, stop being homophobic, racist, sexist, etc., you're just acting idiotic and illogical.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

No, that's wrong. I don't worship satan and I never have. There is no satan in my religion. Also Wiccan, Satanism, Paganism, Vampires and whatever (Demons are part of your religion anyway, what about exorcism?) are NOT the same, there are severe differences, maybe you should read about it a little bit more, then we can talk about it.

I don't make it a habit to talk with Satan's minions, which you admit to being so long as you are not on Team Jesus (Luke 11:23). The Holy Captain of my team tells me not to waste my breath on useless dogs and disgusting pigs (His words) - those who refuse to believe the remarkable biographical events that surround His Life on Earth (Matthew 7:6). I read your post and the lies and hate just emanate from my own computer screen. I pray the LORD hits you upside the head with a Holy 2X4 and turns you into the biggest Apologist for Christ this century! And because Jesus and I are close, He never refuses my requests! So come back when your heart is on fire for the LORD!


Glory!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

...And why would "God" create someone just to send him to hell?...

Why would God create Hell, and then not make anyone to go there?

Do you think God is stupid, or something?

[Odin'sValkyrja]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

well, as I said in a posting before: Christians adopted hell. So I've got nothing to worry about. And why would "God" create someone just to send him to hell? Doesn't make much sense to me, he could have save the time

[Didymus Much]

Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

No, that's wrong. I don't worship satan and I never have. There is no satan in my religion...

Jesus (in the Bible) says you're lying about everything, always have been, always will, you can't help it, it's just the way God made you (in order to send you to Hell). They believe Jesus.


Good luck.