[Nobar King]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

'Faked' the Olympics? How do you lot work that one, out, anyways?

How the Chinese faked the Olympics

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

'Faked' the Olympics? How do you lot work that one, out, anyways?

Try searching the forum, witch.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

'Faked' the Olympics? How do you lot work that one, out, anyways?

"We lot" know that the Chinese could never have pulled off the Olympics because the KJV1611 says the following about Chinkland:

And now, O our God, what shall we say after this? for we have forsaken thy commandments,

Which thou hast commanded by thy servants the prophets, saying, The land, unto which ye go to possess it, is an unclean land with the filthiness of the people of the lands, with their abominations, which have filled it from one end to another with their uncleanness.
Ezra 9:10-11

An unclean nation certainly could not have pulled off a real Olympics, so they hired a Hellywood special effects company to fake the whole thing.

Duh!!!

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

They'll probably fake it like the Chinese faked the Olympics.

'Faked' the Olympics? How do you lot work that one, out, anyways?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

Look at her. Wouldn't you?

No kidding! The last place I saw a haircut like that was on a paint can!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

Nephew Zebulun called in, he suggested that "White Cloud" the "spirit guide" had probably been at the malt liquor again.

[JennyD]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

Apparently they stood her up....

Look at her. Wouldn't you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

Well, here it is . . .

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=rm4v8ylAxTc

Oh, boo-hoo. The crazylady is claiming that she's a victim of the spacemen too!


Apparently they stood her up....

[JennyD]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

Well, here it is . . .

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=rm4v8ylAxTc

[JennyD]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

In the future, when someone with a name like Blossom Goodchild predicts aliens will show up, you might want to take them with a grain of salt.

The "prophet" or the aliens?

Can I substitute curry powder?

Believing that there are all-powerful beings living in the sky that will someday visit us, how ridiculous!

No one has seen it and there's nothing on the news - perhaps it's "invisible" but "all around us"?

Oh, you two! Such kidders!

Brother Nobar, someone will have to venture out of the protected Landover environment and scour the Innertubes to see if Bloodsugar Notgood has made any press releases.

[Nobar King]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

What did the cultists do? Did they issue a press release?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

Well this infernal machine is supposed to be here now, floating above Alabama.

No one has seen it and there's nothing on the news - perhaps it's "invisible" but "all around us"?

Yeah! And I bet it "loves" us too!

And will visit us by a date certain, except that it didn't. You'd think that by now people would know better than to fall for such transparent nonsense and embrace True Christianity™ instead.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

Well this infernal machine is supposed to be here now, floating above Alabama.

No one has seen it and there's nothing on the news - perhaps it's "invisible" but "all around us"?

Yeah! And I bet it "loves" us too!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

Well, they didn't show up. Let this be a lesson to Anti-Christian UFO nuts:

In the future, when someone with a name like Blossom Goodchild predicts aliens will show up, you might want to take them with a grain of salt.

Believing that there are all-powerful beings living in the sky that will someday visit us, how ridiculous!

Well this infernal machine is supposed to be here now, floating above Alabama.

No one has seen it and there's nothing on the news - perhaps it's "invisible" but "all around us"?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

Well, they didn't show up. Let this be a lesson to Anti-Christian UFO nuts:

In the future, when someone with a name like Blossom Goodchild predicts aliens will show up, you might want to take them with a grain of salt.

Believing that there are all-powerful beings living in the sky that will someday visit us, how ridiculous!