Is "Apple" a False Religion

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Yeah apple computers are pretty good... but for f**k's sake... its a freeking brand name!!! its a PRODUCT they are selling!!! oh and the logo-not a rainbow apple, its just a regular apple they changed it quite a few years ago...

[Ammiel Habakuk]

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I would suggest that you take it out into the street, pour gasoline on it, and light it ablaze. There's a good chance that Apple computer of yours is demonically possessed, and you'd not want to risk infecting a heathen who COULD possibly be Saved©, but for the demon you'd introduce into his or her life!

Judging from the way Appleites go on and on about their machines, and praising Mr. Jobs, I would say that there's no doubt it's a false religion. Steer clear of all unGodly Apple products!

Tht is such a smart and true post, Sister Jenny, definitely GOD is so great He can even use a woman as His messenger, Glory! I guess I shouldn't be so surprised, He also used a donkey once.

[JennyD]

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Today, Steven Jobs announce he's giving $100,000 to promote sodomite "marriage". I'm using one of his computers right now. Should I donate it to a heathen and get myself a PC.

Also, is Apple Computer a False Religion?

I would suggest that you take it out into the street, pour gasoline on it, and light it ablaze. There's a good chance that Apple computer of yours is demonically possessed, and you'd not want to risk infecting a heathen who COULD possibly be Saved(c), but for the demon you'd introduce into his or her life!

Judging from the way Appleites go on and on about their machines, and praising Mr. Jobs, I would say that there's no doubt it's a false religion. Steer clear of all unGodly Apple products!

[PrayerIsFun]

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Anyone ever notice the names of all the present Apple products? iPhone, iPod, iMac are all code words for Godless secularism. It's "I", "I", "I" all the time; entirely self-centered, hedonistic Godless communism. Not to mention that Apple products are always bought by the hippie LIEbrals whose vocabulary rarely extends beyond the word "cool".

Jesus hates Steve Jobs and Apple.

Ever think that the "i" might stand for internet? Are you allowed to think TM?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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What about the iPod? Even though it may be an apocalyptic symbol, the Pastors could use it to spread their sermon the a wider audience.

Anyone ever notice the names of all the present Apple products? iPhone, iPod, iMac are all code words for Godless secularism. It's "I", "I", "I" all the time; entirely self-centered, hedonistic Godless communism. Not to mention that Apple products are always bought by the hippie LIEbrals whose vocabulary rarely extends beyond the word "cool".

Jesus hates Steve Jobs and Apple.

[Talitha]

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They promised to bring out the G4 iGod for Pastor Deacon fred's Pod Casts but it never happened.

[Wide-Open]

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Apple is pure evil, I agree Mother Glendie.

I tried to install JesOS on a "mac" once, just for giggles, and the thing went up in smoke with a loud bang.

That was Satan!

You don't want Boot Camp, you want Bible Camp.

[Glendora Christianson]

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What about the iPod? Even though it may be an apocalyptic symbol, the Pastors could use it to spread their sermon the a wider audience.

We do give podcasts, but I recommend that folks purchase an American made brand like RCA or General Electric. Any good Christian knows the secret code of that rainbow Apple sticker. Anything remotely resembling a rainbow means "meet me at the restrooms in the park". As far as Apple computers go . . . I can't imagine why any God fearing heterosexual would want to own an overpriced piece of communist mish-mash. Good Godly HP is the only way to go, and I love the way they treat their whining employees too (muffled snicker).

[PrayerIsFun]

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What about the iPod? Even though it may be an apocalyptic symbol, the Pastors could use it to spread their sermon the a wider audience.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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At this article, Pastor Peters tells us:

“Apple™ uses its corporate logo as a clear allusion to the fall of mankind,”

It's definitely not for Jesus and that means it's Satanic. Most of their employees are worshiping Satan and contributing to Satan's evil empire without even knowing it.

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Today, Steven Jobs announce he's giving $100,000 to promote sodomite "marriage". I'm using one of his computers right now. Should I donate it to a heathen and get myself a PC.

Also, is Apple Computer a False Religion?