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Breaking news: the founder of EMO, a movement that seeks to destroy American's manhood and replace it with a gaggle of weeping poets, endorsed Obama before the election. Here she is, with her co-conspiraters, in the first emo music video (notice the distinct emo hairstyle):
Yes, that's right - Diana Ross, inventor of emo, the hairstyle of mass destruction, urged her minions to vote for Obama. She doesn't have any tax-exempt issues or pending trials related to certain items (that don't kill people, people kill people) ending up in the wrong hands. She has no excuse!
EMOGATE UPDATE: she even sang at the inaugural. The song she sang? Let me put it this way: I can't even find it on youtube. When something is too pornographic for even youtube, it's best not to even mention it.
KEEP CHECKING BACK FOR BREAKING EMOGATE REVELATIONS!
Yes, that's right - Diana Ross, inventor of emo, the hairstyle of mass destruction, urged her minions to vote for Obama. She doesn't have any tax-exempt issues or pending trials related to certain items (that don't kill people, people kill people) ending up in the wrong hands. She has no excuse!
EMOGATE UPDATE: she even sang at the inaugural. The song she sang? Let me put it this way: I can't even find it on youtube. When something is too pornographic for even youtube, it's best not to even mention it.
KEEP CHECKING BACK FOR BREAKING EMOGATE REVELATIONS!