[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

How can atheists be so ignorant.

They even believe the world is round...

and also that the earth is NOT the center of the universe...

Ignorance if i've ever heard any

Since atheists worship monkeys, you can't expect much out of them...

How about making a thread of your own in the "introductions" section, and tell us about yourself?

[Meberak]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

How can atheists be so ignorant.

They even believe the world is round...

and also that the earth is NOT the center of the universe...

Ignorance if i've ever heard any

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

Max up there is right guys. What I wrote is satirical, not serious. Its worrisome you people can't tell the difference.

Have I not been banned from the forum yet because I fit your description of an atheist? An evil demoralized piece of crap?

And to Max, who called me out - how did you know I wasn't really such a horrible person? Don't get me wrong, it was a relief to see that someone could tell - but how COULD you recognize that if you really believe atheists to be horrible, morally bankrupt people?

I hope a lot of you recognize your naivety and vulnerability here. Only a psychopath behaves the way I described. Its important for people to be able to recognize things like that, and to be able to distinguish, in spite of your ideology, things that are common sense to the rest of society. Otherwise you've done yourself, and the world, a great disservice; you can't make the world a better place if you can't really see it.




Oh, and by the way... what is the worst thing I've put in my mouth!?! Ew! What would make you ask that?

I think you've gone and outsmarted yourself.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

I never laughed, by the way.

Neither did anyone else. For an expert on satire, you sure aren't very funny.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[John Bois Ward]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

Kazorek,

I’m sorry, but I am quite confused. Several times you have called yourself an atheist and you have called yourself “good” or "nice." By what standard are you judging yourself? Is this some sort of deep, personal subjective belief without any objective value? What happens when your opinion/belief clashes with society’s or another individual’s opinion/belief? Who is right? And if you were to answer that everyone is right, then you have to accept that no one is wrong. If that is the case, there are no values and all is permitted, including your little “joke” about pedophilia. Without God, all values are built upon a shifting foundation of opinion, fad, and subjective feeling from which one can justify any action.

[Kazorek]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

I never laughed, by the way.

[Kazorek]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

I'm very disappointed. Sorry I spelled that word wrong.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

So you lie to us, and you understand why we treat you like a liar, but you find that disconcerting nevertheless?

What is "corgal"?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

You're right Pastor, it is so like an atheist to lie and misrepresent themselves for a joke.

But who is laughing now Kazorek?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

I wasn't doing anything to spite anyone. It wasn't my intention. I didn't even plan on continuing to post or speak as myself. I'm not mocking anyone. I'm not attacking anyone, I'm trying to insite a real discussion. I've been being corgal and I'm sorry my inital posts were made out of some curiosity I had and I lied.

I'm a normal person and I'm a nice person and I'm never treated as you are treating me now. I just wanted to say that too. I understand why you treat me that way.. its disconcerting. I can get past it though. I just wish you'd give me a chance.

So you lie to us, and you understand why we treat you like a liar, but you find that disconcerting nevertheless?

What is "corgal"?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Kazorek]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

I wasn't doing anything to spite anyone. It wasn't my intention. I didn't even plan on continuing to post or speak as myself. I'm not mocking anyone. I'm not attacking anyone, I'm trying to insite a real discussion. I've been being corgal and I'm sorry my inital posts were made out of some curiosity I had and I lied.

I'm a normal person and I'm a nice person and I'm never treated as you are treating me now. I just wanted to say that too. I understand why you treat me that way.. its disconcerting. I can get past it though. I just wish you'd give me a chance.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

There was nothing "funny" or comedic about what I said. And it is satire only to those who don't consider it to be an accurate account of atheistic morals.

Really friend, and how are we supposed to tell if you are being funny? We're trying to have a discussion about salvation and God with the dignity it deserves. Do you honesty think it is appropriate to make cheep little jokes about millions of people's deeply held beliefs?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

Oh, and by the way... what is the worst thing I've put in my mouth!?! Ew! What would make you ask that?

So you have a frame of reference upon your arrival in Hell. What Satan places in your mouth will be far worse.

[Max Bayes]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

Your ramblings mean little to me, heathen. Believe it or not, but we get many Atheists coming on here pretending to be 'bad boys'. Prattle all you like about how this shows how I can see through your charade and expose it for the mockery that lies beneath. Fact is, whether you like it or not, on your current course you are destined to burn in Hell.

And from your comments that seem to continually barrage the intelligence of my brothers, I can see you are not a man who charges headlong in without taking the time to appreciate the company he is in. Maybe you should read the n00bs thread before you continue in making a fool out of yourself.

[Kazorek]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

There was nothing "funny" or comedic about what I said. And it is satire only to those who don't consider it to be an accurate account of atheistic morals. Your instinct seemed to tell you that the things I said were not true, I'm guessing, because it was obvious to you such people don't behave in the way I have been on this forum or discuss evil deeds they've done in the fashion I have in this forum. Your recognition of this seems to be an advantage you have over many other posters in this forum. I feel, in fact, that people like you are partly to blame for their shortcomings in separating the embellished church dogma from reality, and thus nurture their disadvantage. In the VERY least, if they had understood what you do, they could have escaped me having pulled the wool over there eyes.

Call me Hitler, call me Stalin, whatever- I know I'm a good person and thats all that matters in my eyes. My only "sin" is the fact the I do not acknowledge any god and do not accept Jesus Christ as my savior, I believe he was a wise and just man who was tragically crucified by some horrible people. In all other respects I would be a good person in the eyes of the church.

You appear to have had the distinct advantage of knowing people like me exist and are, in fact, common. Some others in this forum only know what they've been told their whole life which poses a major problem for them if ever they are put in a position that demands they understand who people like me really are. The church has vilified certain groups to an extent that causes the people within them to be perceived with a single oversimplified and often false persona. Life-long church members have a picture of faceless evil-doers that does them no justice in understanding their world.

[Max Bayes]

Re: The Dangers of Atheism

Kazorek, where did I say that you weren't a horrible person? I lumped you in the same catagory as Hitler and Stalin. It would take a pretty extreme group of people to consider that good, Christian company. Atheists are morally bankrupt, and quite narrow minded by the look of things.

Why do people automatically assume that just because I follow the exact word of God, that I am unable to understand the various wits of comedic technique? Do you automatically assume that, for heathen reason, I of am a lower intellectual level than yourself? You'd do well to take stock of the company you are in, heretic, before you tar us with that brush.

Regardless, it isn't us you need to explain yourself to. We care not for your heathen ways, and will not be swayed otherwise. You need to explain yourself to God. See how far your logic and satire get you when you come against the wrath of His Love, monkey worshipper!