[Sir Bernie]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

Ah yes, it has withstood the test of time.

So has the Torah. No point for you.

I’ve just said that! Don’t you read?

Hehe, funny guy, aren't you?
Well, thing I wanted to say was: Harry Potter is more recent and even better selling then the bible. AND it is more possible then the storys happening in the bible!

Jesus did not die – that is the whole point of it – He only died temporarily for people like you, who do not seen to appreciate it at all! He is alive in Heaven.

Yes... well, no. He isn't alive. He would look awful by now. He is dead, like everybody else who died 2000 and so years ago!

Silly What do you take us for? Superstitious idiots?

Yes, I do. But the point was, that if you don't belive in them, then you all are atheists, too, as I already said but can do so again for your limited brain.

Who is this “We”? Are you legion? Beset by demons?

"We" is the atheist community. No legion, no demons, no god. Easy, isn't it? No, naturally not, you would have to look beyond your own nose.

[SUV]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

I Hate fake athians even worse than the real ones. 'Cause how can you even tell that they need to be Converted?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

So has the Torah. No point for you.

Points indeed, would you accept the words of a Christ Killing joo?

Well, thing I wanted to say was: Harry Potter is more recent and even better selling then the bible.

Statistics show in the past 10 years, 250 million copies of the Bible have been sold.{…} The series, not counting the last book, has sold 325 million copies over 10 years. That's more than the population of the United States.

You will immediately see that this is over the past 10 years – The Bible has been going since 1611.

AND it is more possible then the storys happening in the bible!

As far as I can see the only single thing that that Harry Potter and The Bible agree upon is unicorns. God says they exist and so does J K Rowlings.

"We" is the atheist community. No legion, no demons, no god. Easy, isn't it? No, naturally not, you would have to look beyond your own nose.

Who are you? The chief atheist? I know that most atheists actually have a small piece of their heart dedicated to Jesus – they just say they don’t so they appear “hip” to their friends.

Son, there will come a day when you admit to yourself that Landover was right.

[Sir Bernie]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

You know NOTHINg about atheism. Your bible is biased, I don't need any of that. So, no chances there. There is no "hip" or anything. The bible is just not logic, the chances of god are to small to even think of beliving in one. There is more chance that a supernova will kiss my ass right now... nothing.
@ miss Sport Utility Vehicle: Go back into the kitchen and be a good wife. That's what you are born for, if you keep believing that hanky panky. no one has to be converted, just let the people rot in hell. let us go bananas with science.
ye now what? you are some funny guys, using the net to broadcast your "science is shit"-attitude.

http://www.holysmoke.org/hs00/beer.htm

good night

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

You know NOTHINg about atheism. Your bible is biased, I don't need any of that. So, no chances there. There is no "hip" or anything. The bible is just not logic, the chances of god are to small to even think of beliving in one. There is more chance that a supernova will kiss my ass right now... nothing.
@ miss Sport Utility Vehicle: Go back into the kitchen and be a good wife. That's what you are born for, if you keep believing that hanky panky. no one has to be converted, just let the people rot in hell. let us go bananas with science.
ye now what? you are some funny guys, using the net to broadcast your "science is shit"-attitude.

http://www.holysmoke.org/hs00/beer.htm

good night

So you believe in a huge universe as science tells you, where there are billions of planets and statistically there must be life on some of them and it's so big that anything is possible, except God?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

You know NOTHINg about atheism.

What is there to know about atheism? Even the Catholics realize athiests are subhuman scum that pose a grievous threat to society.

That's a Mary worshiping Catholic speaking there and even he gets it about the monkey worshipers

[Sir Bernie]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

What is this video about? He things something so you think the same, that atheists are "not fully human"? haha
Can't make up your own mind, or what?

So you believe in a huge universe as science tells you, where there are billions of planets and statistically there must be life on some of them and it's so big that anything is possible, except God?

Yes, I believe there is a big, nearly infinite universe. And I ask myself what was before the big bang? How did it look like? I don't know, but I'm eager to learn.
You are just too lazy, taking the easiest way: god. but with god it's the same thing: what was before god? or, if anything was "created", who created god? nah, nothing for me. we can come a lot further with science. That's why I believe in it!

[Nobar King]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

Here's a conundrum for you: If beer is so great, why is it only available on Earth? Huh? You don't have an answer for that, do you? We were blessed by God with the holy mead. There is no other explanation for it.

[Sir Bernie]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

how do you know it's only available on earth? i don't. sure, I haen't ever in my live heared of a beer drinking alien, but who knows.

and by the way, beerbrewing is known to man since 9000BC.

http://www.livescience.com/mysteries/060929_beer_invented.html

Oh I like the idea of having a beer on Gliese 581 e... to bad it's so far away

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

Sir Bernie, you are merely under the illusionary spell of Satan and his partner in crime, Ghost Shark. Universities and science departments are cult compounds! Nothing more than wellsprings of misinformation, misunderstanding, denial, illusion, and tomfoolery!

If you say: "Well Satan and your stupid theory are not real", have I got news for you! Satan and Ghost Shark WANT you to think that. So if you DO THINK IT....YOU ARE PROVING THE EXISTENCE OF SATAN AND GHOST SHARK ILLUSION AGENDA BY YOUR VERY WORDS!

Irony stings, doesn't it?

Sir Bernie, I was an atheist too, once. But, fortunately, I was SAVED when SPACESHIP JESUS visited me in my motel room in 1974. He was wearing an astronaut's suit and we talked for 3 days. He instructed me on my mission in life. To this day, I still receive his messages into my brain. I know it sounds crazy, but it's only crazy if you think in the illusion-driven context that YOU AND YOUR ILK CALL "REALITY", which is actually a projection of psychic dreamworld thought emanating from Ghost Shark under the sea.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

how do you know it's only available on earth? i don't. sure, I haen't ever in my live heared of a beer drinking alien, but who knows.

and by the way, beerbrewing is known to man since 9000BC.

http://www.livescience.com/mysteries/060929_beer_invented.html

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So beer was invented 3,000 years before God created the earth?

You nazi scum will stop at nothing to lure Christians into your web of lies, will you.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

So has the Torah. No point for you.

The Torah is part of our Bible. You really ought to think things through before posting.

[nonethanks]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

Bo's Law States:

can be cured in many cases by steadfast prayer, and/or mild electro-shock therapy coupled with approved medications prescribed by an authorized Christian Psychiatrist or experienced Pastor.

thanks to thoughts like yours lobotomies were so popular in USA.. I wonder if you were lobotomized too

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones)

thanks to thoughts like yours lobotomies were so popular in USA.. I wonder if you were lobotomized too

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to drop in here uninvited and unwelcome to spew your atheistic filth and hatred on our Christian forum. It's always nice to have you degenerates come in to persecute us.

By the way, the Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persectution.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

[Logos69]

There are people

There are people who claim to be atheists and they are really good at bashing and mocking Christianity. Some even have websites that bash and mock Christianity but it is interesting how these so called atheists rarely bash other religions. Why is that?

I was on a site with atheists who were comparing all he atrocities committed in the name of religion/God. None of them had the intellectual honesty to admit that when it comes to sheer terror and body count Islam and Christianity pretty much run neck and neck but it seems that people who call themselves atheists can only point out the "atrocities" committed by Christians.

Most Christians are intellectually dishonest in that they cherry pick the parts of the Bible that suit their sensibilities. Landover Baptist seems very different in that you folks accept the Bible....all of it. I don't see how anyone can call themselves a Christian and doubt the Bible for a moment.

I don't like false Christians at all. I actually admire true Atheists because they willing accept their eternal damnation. Fake atheists are the biggest hypocrites.