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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #16
    Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

    Originally posted by tigerlily View Post
    Question how do you cancel your account
    Do you mean "accounts"? You have to ask Baby Jesus.

    Now about that lawsuit...
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • tigerlily
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2009
        • 66
        #17
        Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Do you mean "accounts"? You have to ask Baby Jesus.

        Now about that lawsuit...

        Two yes I have two not going two lie I want both canceled and I wont you to take my pic off here. Also where did you get it. Never mind I know cause only one place has it thats ok keep it have fun and masterbate to it. By the way my name is not Viola have you ever heard of a fake name.
        piffle GOD piffle JESUS AND piffle YOU ALL.

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449
            #18
            Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

            Somebody's just gotten their (rather large) knickers in a twist.

            Why do you object to the picture? It's pretty innocent.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • tigerlily
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Mar 2009
                • 66
                #19
                Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Somebody's just gotten their (rather large) knickers in a twist.

                Why do you object to the picture? It's pretty innocent.
                TAKE ME OFF NOW

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                  • tigerlily
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 66
                    #20
                    Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    Somebody's just gotten their (rather large) knickers in a twist.

                    Why do you object to the picture? It's pretty innocent.


                    SO WERE DID YOU GET THE PIC ANYWAY JUST WONDERING CUASE I DO NOT HAVE THAT PIC ANY WHERE ON ANY ACCOUNT OF MINE

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449
                        #21
                        Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                        Originally posted by tigerlily View Post
                        SO WERE DID YOU GET THE PIC ANYWAY JUST WONDERING CUASE I DO NOT HAVE THAT PIC ANY WHERE ON ANY ACCOUNT OF MINE
                        Can you calm down for a second please?

                        Just don't threaten people on the internet. Lesson learned I suppose. And it's not you anyway, and it's not your name. It's all made up.

                        So what's the problem?

                        Jesus will not hear you when you are shouting at Him.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • tigerlily
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 66
                            #22
                            Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Can you calm down for a second please?

                            Just don't threaten people on the internet. Lesson learned I suppose. And it's not you anyway, and it's not your name. It's all made up.

                            So what's the problem?

                            Jesus will not hear you when you are shouting at Him.
                            So will you tell me how to close my account

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639
                                #23
                                Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                                Originally posted by tigerlily View Post
                                TAKE ME OFF NOW
                                Don't order us around, and don't shout at us (which using all caps effectively does). If you want to be banned (and then damned), just keep on doing what you're doing.
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

                                sigpic

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                                  • tigerlily
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    • Mar 2009
                                    • 66
                                    #24
                                    Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                    Don't order us around, and don't shout at us (which using all caps effectively does). If you want to be banned (and then damned), just keep on doing what you're doing.

                                    Please do me the honor of banning both my accounts tigerlily and fairygddless as you all put it. What do I have to do to get my accounts takin off of this cult site

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                                      • Wide-Open
                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 18449
                                        #25
                                        Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                                        Originally posted by tigerlily View Post
                                        Please do me the honor of banning both my accounts tigerlily and fairygddless as you all put it. What do I have to do to get my accounts takin off of this cult site
                                        Promise us to never ever threaten people on the innerwebs (or in real life) ever again. And it's three accounts BTW.
                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                          • tigerlily
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Mar 2009
                                            • 66
                                            #26
                                            Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                            Promise us to never ever threaten people on the innerwebs (or in real life) ever again. And it's three accounts BTW.

                                            I have only used two but ok I promis I will NEVER threaten people on the innerwebs or in real life again. Just PLEASE ban me so my username is no longer here

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                                              • Wide-Open
                                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Nov 2007
                                                • 18449
                                                #27
                                                Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                                                Good good. Jesus smiled upon you, and now all three (!) accounts are banned.

                                                May you find the True Love™ of our Lord soon.
                                                Psalm 81:10:
                                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: wickedan temper tantrum (split from goth/emo poetry thread)

                                                    It looks like my prayer worked!!

                                                    Praise Jesus!!
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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