[Lisa H]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

See that is where your point fails flat on its face, for the bible is a collection of fairy tails and not a Holy Text, unlike the real Gospel and the Loose Canon which are both Holy Text given to us by The Lord God our Creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster and his wise prophets.

I have told you before, your false idol god no longer exists. I squashed it when I parked on it when I went shopping.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Obtuse as always I see... So, your "lord" of angel hair pasta would create us as stupid and simple as such a dish is? Rather than complex mirrors of Him, capable of rational thought and discussion of matters slightly more complex than last night's macaroni?

You fall into the same hole that many who refuse to see the truth do.

Earthy Pasta only shares some of its appearance with that Our Lord and Creator, it just looks a bit like him, it shares no other of his characteristics. To have made us in his image he would have had to give us some of his powers so we could function, he chose not to do that, he chose a simple bipedal form that could function without needing extra powers, we need to use our legs to walk as he did not choose to give us his power of levitation for example.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

You sound like some hippie that has spent too much time in the back of his VW van staring blindly at colorful unicorn decals.

Perhaps there is a god of some sort after all! Just by some fluke I came upon this post of the Good Brother Nobar's, and noticed what, by his own lights, seems to be a teensy-weensy slip: Isn't the correct pronoun to be used in respect of people "who"?

Knowing how much importance Bro Nobar and other Godly folk put on the use of correct grammar and punctuation, I knew you would all welcome me (or should that be "my") pointing this out.

Glad to be of help.

PS I realise that hippies may not qualify as real people. Also, I have noticed that many TCs (including even the learned Bro Nobar himself) are omitting apostophes in such words as "persons" and "others".

I won't reply to each and every post that contains a minor slip, since (and that is a perfectly acceptable use of the word "since") that would quickly become tiresome and be a little puerile, even. Still, I hope to see an improvement in this area before long. Remember, God hates bad grammar!

[Ummalummadingdong]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

"False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one."

I love the description of me

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

"False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one."

I love the description of me

Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.

2:1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster speaks through all religions, deities, and prophets, and all religions, deities, and prophets are conduits to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2:2 To worship any deity, or indeed worship of any sort, even the vaguest, is to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and when you worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you worship every other deity and religion, for there is no distinction.

[Lisa H]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

"False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one."

I love the description of me

There is only one True God. The rest are just pagan idols.

Leviticus 19:4 Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.

[Ummalummadingdong]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.

Oh so I bow to the Spaghetti Monster when I face Mekkah?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Oh so I bow to the Spaghetti Monster when I face Mekkah?

When you pray to the version of god you worship you are in fact praying to one interpretation of the one True God, and as The One True God is The Flying Spaghetti Monster then yes you are.

Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.

3:3 If you agree with it, believe it, no matter if it comes from the Bible, the Qur‟an, The Buddha, Dave Barry, or any other source imaginable; these are all conduits of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[optical_fan]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

There is only one True God. The rest are just pagan idols.

Leviticus 19:4 Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.

Have you heard of Zeus? or "history".

[Lisa H]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Have you heard of Zeus? or "history".

Yes I have. Did you bother to read what I had written.

[Ummalummadingdong]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

When you pray to the version of god you worship you are in fact praying to one interpretation of the one True God, and as The One True God is The Flying Spaghetti Monster then yes you are.

Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.

Do we have a image of the Spaghetti Monster?

[Lisa H]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Do we have a image of the Spaghetti Monster?

We have to look at that wretched idol each time he posts.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Do we have a image of the Spaghetti Monster?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster evidently revealed Himself to the people of South America over 4,000 years ago.

http://www.lasi.utoledo.edu/Talgua/Cave/3/ca.htm

[optical_fan]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Yes I have. Did you bother to read what I had written.

O, so you have, surprising. so you would know that before a christian god came on the scene there was Zeus, a god that was worshiped longer or just as long as your "christian god" has even existed. Did you also know a christian god is a copy of Zeus? and Zeus is a copy of the Sumerians gods? This is all of course backed by FACTS. This leaves me with the question; Did god create man, or did man create god?

[Ummalummadingdong]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster evidently revealed Himself to the people of South America over 4,000 years ago.
http://www.lasi.utoledo.edu/Talgua/Cave/3/ca.htm

OMGosh ...LOL That made my day