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  • #61
    Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

    Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post

    Firsta all, I does not appreciate yo lebesian advances towards me. Secondly. we welcomes everybody here who deserve it.

    If you wantsa get treated differently, then tithe and get Saved©.

    Didchoo get into some wacky tobacky befo'e you wrote this part? Actin' like you's mo' hopped up than Dennis Hopper up in here!

    Anyways, maybe that racist allegization had been a result of yo drug use, but if not, I sho would like fo' you to give a example, because no True Christian.
    Sister ---

    I am not a lesbo and I don't use drugs of any kind. Please tell me how to tithe.

    What button do I click first? The Paypal? The Paid Subscription option in my User CP? (If I go directly to Paypal, what amount to I fill in the line?)

    I'm sorry, I don't know how to do it. Please explain to me in order, step by step.

    I want to know if this will automatically get me out of the Unsaved Trash usergroup and promoted to Member, and if I may then be able to send pm's and edit my own posts.

    I would appreciate it, Sister, thanks (I asked in another thread earlier, but nobody has answered me yet)

    -- Nan
    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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    • #62
      Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

      Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
      Please tell me how to tithe.

      Hallelujah! A sinner who wantsa set thangs right with the LORD! ...Finatancially, at least.

      What button do I click first? The Paypal? The Paid Subscription option in my User CP? (If I go directly to Paypal, what amount to I fill in the line?)

      I always tithes at church, because I feel like my money be closer to the Lord that way. Whenevah we goes on vacation, Ira handle the internets tithes. I's pretty sho the money gonna get to where it needta be no mattah what option you uses. Howevah, our Godly pastahs always recommends the Paypal method, so you should go with that one. As to what amountchoo should put, as much as be possible!

      I want to know if this will automatically get me out of the Unsaved Trash usergroup and promoted to Member, and if I may then be able to send pm's and edit my own posts.

      I can't make no guarantees (the pastahs be in charge o' that), but I can say it be a step in the right directization.

      I would appreciate it, Sister, thanks (I asked in another thread earlier, but nobody has answered me yet)

      -- Nan
      Praise! Just remember, the Lord loves thems mo' that tithes mo'.

      But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully. Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver. - 2 Corinthians 9:6-7
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      "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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      • #63
        Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

        Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
        Sister ---

        I am not a lesbo and I don't use drugs of any kind. Please tell me how to tithe.

        What button do I click first? The Paypal? The Paid Subscription option in my User CP? (If I go directly to Paypal, what amount to I fill in the line?)

        I'm sorry, I don't know how to do it. Please explain to me in order, step by step.

        I want to know if this will automatically get me out of the Unsaved Trash usergroup and promoted to Member, and if I may then be able to send pm's and edit my own posts.

        I would appreciate it, Sister, thanks (I asked in another thread earlier, but nobody has answered me yet)

        -- Nan
        Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. And don't be stingy! God hates a tightwad!

        Do you need someone to wipe your bottom too?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #64
          Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

          Originally posted by Kate West View Post
          I agree. we can't take what we read for granted. I was brought up in a christian home but always wondered why there were so many other religions if this was the only right one.
          One word: Satan.
          Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
          Your grandpa got it pretty close to the truth, Kate ... as a whole, it's a fantastic story to read ... as long as you don't take it as literal fact
          Yes, it'd be terrible if someone took that part about Jesus dying for our sins literally, wouldn't it?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #65
            Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

            The bible cannot be held truth on all words, as parts contradict other parts.

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            • #66
              Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. And don't be stingy! God hates a tightwad!

              Do you need someone to wipe your bottom too?
              Okay, today (Wed July 18, 2007) I have tithed to Landover!

              Praise Jesus and you True Christians
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • #67
                Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                Yes, she did, and she was not stingy. I recommend that she be brought forth as a full Church member immediately.

                Best Regards
                Pastor Al
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • #68
                  Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  Yes, she did, and she was not stingy. I recommend that she be brought forth as a full Church member immediately.

                  Best Regards
                  Pastor Al
                  I'd wager that when people give money online to the Cathylick church that the pope doesn't show up mentioning that the person just hit the paypal button.

                  See the personal service one gets from Baptists.

                  Our version of "hands on" doesn't involve alter boys.

                  YIC
                  V
                  Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    Yes, she did, and she was not stingy. I recommend that she be brought forth as a full Church member immediately.

                    Best Regards
                    Pastor Al
                    Thank you so much for your recommendation, Pastor Pistle. I love your Church and enjoy your forum so much. I have reconsidered many things after reading and participating now ---

                    --- I want to renounce all my past sins, need help to do that, and I DO accept Jesus as my Saviour

                    If you will have me as a full Member now, I would be greatly honored
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • #70
                      Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                      Originally posted by Brother V View Post

                      I'd wager that when people give money online to the Cathylick church that the pope doesn't show up mentioning that the person just hit the paypal button.

                      See the personal service one gets from Baptists.

                      Our version of "hands on" doesn't involve alter boys.

                      YIC
                      V
                      Hooray! and praise Jesus! I'm now a Member of your Godly forum, and I'm thrilled

                      Also, thank you for your kind personal message, Pastor V

                      Peace and blessings to everyone from Nan ... well I guess you can call me Sister Nan from now on, if you like

                      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                      • #71
                        Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                        Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                        Sister ---

                        I am not a lesbo and I don't use drugs of any kind. Please tell me how to tithe.
                        Now what a minute. You say you are from California and you make this claim.

                        EDIT: I see you are Gold Tither so that means you are not.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

                          Now what a minute. You say you are from California and you make this claim.

                          EDIT: I see you are Gold Tither so that means you are not.
                          Absolutely not, Bobby-Joe ...

                          Oh I know what it looks like, being from the town where I live (ugh!) and the sinners and perverts are everywhere! Can't even walk down the street around here without being surrounded by the filth of druggies and homers ... they are in the city parks, in the coffee houses ...

                          ... and yep, in the churches, the ones that accept them and take them in off the streets.

                          But I can honestly confide to you and all parishioners here that I myself have never been a part of that sub-culture --

                          -- most certainly not a lesbo and no drugs of any kind -- praise

                          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                          • #73
                            Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                            Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                            The bible cannot be held truth on all words, as parts contradict other parts.
                            Actually, there are no contradictions in the Bible.
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                            • #74
                              Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                              Yes, there are. Only people such as yourselves, who cannot see reason with the rest of man, think that.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                                Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                                Yes, there are. Only people such as yourselves, who cannot see reason with the rest of man, think that.
                                Feel free to point out anything that you don't understand in God's Holy Word. Chapter and verse please, Mr. demon.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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