Well, that was inappropriate. This is a Christian forum, not your living room, punk!
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Re: A Few Questions For The Fundamental Christian Community
Are you asking these questions because you want to turn away from your sexular lifestyle or do you just get off by questioning God? Because that's what your doing right now. All the answers and guidance have already been given to you in plain old English. You just chose not to accept His infinite love and grace.
By saying this you are essentially carrying a metal rod (longer than the one your whore mother slides down every night) over your head in the middle of a lightening storm. Don't cry out to God or us when you get struck.
Re: A Few Questions For The Fundamental Christian Community
I'm sure that a 16 year old can be forgiven for spelling something wrong, but on that note a retarded looking fella such as yourself should be forgiven for spelling sexual wrong
In the name of God, I forgive you.
How the once mighty fall due to their incompetance
I'm sure that a 16 year old can be forgiven for spelling something wrong, but on that note a retarded looking fella such as yourself should be forgiven for spelling sexual wrong
In the name of God, I forgive you.
Son, you can be forgiven for wrongs spelling. However, the cause of your improper spelling is due to the fact that you are typing with one hand, since your other hand is firmly grasping your tallywhacker right now. And for that, you cannot be forgiven.
Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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