[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Oh yes, the prophetic relationship between pirates and global warming adherents to your “religion” prattle on about. Please explain to us how you reconcile the current events off of the coast of Somalia (pirates) and the continued rise in global temperatures. It seems that your pasta god is fallible and not much of a god.

Do you see any of those fake Pirates wearing Tricorn hats, eye patches, having pet Parrots or flying the Sacred Jolly Rodger?
NO you do not, they are not God's chosen people. I wager very few of them have wooden legs or eye patches either.

They are not God's chosen, they are just very naughty boys !!!

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Maybe you represent the reason why the ownership of America is in the process of being transferred, your racist views have broken the terms in the small print of the lease.

Your only hope now may be to return to the status of the time when God's Chosen People help where at their height, A return to Rule from England.

Yes that will help save the world, help the return of God's chosen people the Pirates to their former numbers, thus reducing global warming.

Oh yes, the prophetic relationship between pirates and global warming adherents to your “religion” prattle on about. Please explain to us how you reconcile the current events off of the coast of Somalia (pirates) and the continued rise in global temperatures. It seems that your pasta god is fallible and not much of a god.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Manifest Destiny is always in effect, just like the Race Card, only it's for non-coloreds.

Maybe you represent the reason why the ownership of America is in the process of being transferred, your racist views have broken the terms in the small print of the lease.

Your only hope now may be to return to the status of the time when God's Chosen People help where at their height, A return to Rule from England.

Yes that will help save the world, help the return of God's chosen people the Pirates to their former numbers, thus reducing global warming.

[Luther_Martinson_Jr]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

I think you may need to check the small print, I think you will find it was only a temporary lease as ownership is at the moment being transferred to other parties.

In 1990 "Europeans" made up 52% of the population in America 100 largest cities, by 2000 this had dropped to 43% and continues to fall.

Maybe it has been decided that you have not looked after "God's" country so it is going to be passed on to the next in line.

Manifest Destiny is always in effect, just like the Race Card, only it's for non-coloreds.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Have you heard of Manifest Destiny? It's a historical fact.

I think you may need to check the small print, I think you will find it was only a temporary lease as ownership is at the moment being transferred to other parties.

In 1990 "Europeans" made up 52% of the population in America 100 largest cities, by 2000 this had dropped to 43% and continues to fall.

Maybe it has been decided that you have not looked after "God's" country so it is going to be passed on to the next in line.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

And your evidence for the claim that God had promised North America to you would be?

Have you heard of Manifest Destiny? It's a historical fact.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

This doesn't sound safe. Does Paris Hilton's squid vagina have a beak, too?

Actually, Brother Nobar, there is a beak. However, it is a safeguard. Only the worthy, able-bodied stout men, living in accordance with Spaceship Jesus doctrine can pass into the mouth unhurt and ejaculate their seed into the salt-water womb. False believers and Spaceship Jesus mockers attempting to enter Paris will soon find that razor sharp beak slamming down on their privy member, rendering them in the same manner of John Wayne Bobbitt! ENTER YE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

Mmmm that must be some major medication they have you on to think that Ms Hilton would be worthy of such distinction, even her own family don't think she is deserving of anything.

I do not take medication anymore. When I was living in a California psychiatric facility, they drugged me with Thorazine and other weapons in order to change my right-thinking mind into a sheep that accepted THEIR OWN version of reality. It didn't work. I managed to leave the facility with a clean bill of mental health, after all. I am certifiably Sane and proud of it.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Actually this is not evidence of the FSM, but rather of The Most Holy Glorious Awesome Squid-Vagina of Paris Hilton.

Mmmm that must be some major medication they have you on to think that Ms Hilton would be worthy of such distinction, even her own family don't think she is deserving of anything.

But I do see how such delusions may obscure the truth of our creation. To the deluded His Noodly Appendages may be mistaken for tentacles. But God wishes you the best so that in itself is not enough to merit warm beer (or whatever your beverage of choice is) in Heaven.

[Nobar King]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

This doesn't sound safe. Does Paris Hilton's squid vagina have a beak, too?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Actually this is not evidence of the FSM, but rather of The Most Holy Glorious Awesome Squid-Vagina of Paris Hilton. Now, Jo Feddie, I can see how if one squints his eyes and uses his imagination, he might see The Flying Spaghetti Monster in there, or even E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial(tm) (c)1982 Universal Pictures or even Ctulthu of Lovecraftian lore.

Yet, this picture shows all the hallmarks of MAYAN ASTRAL PRIESTS WORKING IN CONJUCTION WITH MAJESTIC BIRD-KINGS OF ATLANTIS TEMPLES USING MASSIVE ORRERIES OF CRYSTAL TO SCRY INTO THE FUTURE AND REVEAL THE SQUID-VAGINA WHICH WILL GIVE BIRTH TO THE THOUSAND-HEADED BABY. It is plainly obvious.

The "head" of the Squid is the Salt-Water Womb which will incubate Hypercephalus, at the top are Fallopian tube tentacles, and at the bottom are the enlarged and extended Clitorial Tentacles which wrap around a male appendage and pull him in deep into the maw of the wonderful Squid-Vagina.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

There is no evidence because these American Indians are minions of Satan and do what Satan commands them to do. Why do you think Jesus killed so many Indians when we Europeans conquered the New World? Satan knew God had promised North America to us TRUE Christians so Satan sent the Indians to the Americas to pre-steal the land from us Christians.

And your evidence for the claim that God had promised North America to you would be? Is it not the case very soon the "Europeans" will only be a small minority in North America, if your god had promised it to you how could this be possible.

Anyway the painting I posted was in South, not North America, but if you like I can show you evidence that the FSM was known to the North Americans too.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Now if you could show me evidence of people from the same time on the other side of the planet from those nomads having the same experience, that would be more convincing.

There is no evidence because these American Indians are minions of Satan and do what Satan commands them to do. Why do you think Jesus killed so many Indians when we Europeans conquered the New World? Satan knew God had promised North America to us TRUE Christians so Satan sent the Indians to the Americas to pre-steal the land from us Christians.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Why would anyone want to do this? Foreigners are Godless heathens and insolently make fun of Americans! Just look what happened to President Bush the Most American American of them all!
Probably some scam by savages to rob and kill you - I wouldn't trust a site like that.

Sigh......
I pity you I really do, is it any wonder that so much of the world feels the way it does about your country when you display attitudes like that.

I show you evidence that God was know to ALL his people and you reject it.

No use quoting the scribblings of those Palestinian nomads at me, as they just speak of a myth from one part of the world, yet what I show you is evidence of a global Godly presence, a Noodle shaped presence.

Now if you could show me evidence of people from the same time on the other side of the planet from those nomads having the same experience, that would be more convincing.

I have shown you before images of the FSM drawn by ancient Greeks, Australian Aboriginals and now South American natives. How could all these disprate peoples produce the same image. The only posable conection they have is our creator.

I suppose you also reject the evidence of FSM made clear by the obvious relationship between the size of the population and height.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Travel outside of your beloved country

Why would anyone want to do this? Foreigners are Godless heathens and insolently make fun of Americans! Just look what happened to President Bush the Most American American of them all!

http://www.lasi.utoledo.edu/Talgua/Cave/3/ca.htm

Tells you where to find it, go and see it for yourself.

Probably some scam by savages to rob and kill you - I wouldn't trust a site like that.

The fact still remains that there are images of the FSM at opposing sides of our planet that predate even the mad scribblings of some Middle Eastern control freaks.

IF your myth held any truth then your "gods" existence would have been known world wide, not just in some nomadic tents in Palestine.

I will ignore your ill-informed insults; I will turn the other cheek. However, I will say that (a) Jesus gave everyone the opportunity to be Saved™ - if they had ears that would not hear, is it His fault?

On the other hand, all your Farinaceous Fumbling Fiction manages is a few scribbles sans comment! Not much of a Conversion campaign!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Jo, friend, you KNOW what the Lord said about graven images!

Deuteronomy 4:23
Take heed unto yourselves, lest ye forget the covenant of the LORD your God, which he made with you, and make you a graven image, or the likeness of any thing, which the LORD thy God hath forbidden thee.

So in fact it is well possible that these savages KNEW that they couldn't make an image of Him, but, perhaps they were True Christian Cavemen™ who wanted to draw SOMETHING out of their love for Him.

That, my dear canelloni, is just a drawing of a monkey with a bad hair day.