[Brother Temperance]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

A vision? In my dream I threw away the rest of the burger because I realized what I was eating. It tasted awful to boot. I'm surprised you know about Peter Singer though, I didn't think that many outside of the Animal Rights circles did. He's Jewish, I believe, I'm not sure though on that, so don't take my word for it on his religion.

Him being Jewish would fit with him being an immoral degenerate who hates Jesus. And as for knowing about him, why, in Freehold they sell special Peter Singer hunting licences. It's a kind of tribute to his ideas.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

Maybe God is granting you a vision:

A vision? In my dream I threw away the rest of the burger because I realized what I was eating. It tasted awful to boot. I'm surprised you know about Peter Singer though, I didn't think that many outside of the Animal Rights circles did. He's Jewish, I believe, I'm not sure though on that, so don't take my word for it on his religion.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

wut assumption? im wican n ive never eaten a baby unless u mean having children then ur assuming i havent had any children yet.

Why hasn't the Rapture happened yet? For how much longer must I continue to suffer this?

[Fallen Angel]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

You're making at least one very big assumption there.

wut assumption? im wican n ive never eaten a baby unless u mean having children then ur assuming i havent had any children yet.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

awesome I am too! 'tis why they hate me here, unfortunately. According to something else from Landover, all vegans are witches...but apparently a witch is not a vegan. Confusing, eh? Me, I'm not sure if I'm wiccan, really. I'm slightly afraid of getting put back on moderation for talking about my veggieness , but it's part of who I am, and I like not eating animal products. lol, I actually had a dream last night that I accidentally ate part of a hamburger. I was really thankful when I realized it was just a dream

Maybe God is granting you a vision:
Acts 10:10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,

11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. 13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.

God granted Peter the Apostle a vision; he never did the same to Peter Singer. Who do you believe?

ive never eaten a baby! id become a christan b4 id do that! but im proudly wican n my children will be to.

You're making at least one very big assumption there.

[H.P. Crowley]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

Okay, will somebody answer this one for me? If all Wiccans have eaten a True Christian baby, and the only True Christians are from Landover Baptist, then how do Y'all breed enough to keep all the Wiccans in America in munchies? Is Landover Baptist a baby mill for witches, or is merely a slice of True Christian baby sufficient for us?

[Fallen Angel]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

ive never eaten a baby! id become a christan b4 id do that! but im proudly wican n my children will be to.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

I actually had a dream last night that I accidentally ate part of a hamburger. I was really thankful when I realized it was just a dream

That was Jesus speaking to you. Better run out to a Godly McDonald's hamburger stand right away. Your very life depends on it! Better order fries too! They're cooked in delicious beef fat.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

but I'm vegan!

awesome I am too! 'tis why they hate me here, unfortunately. According to something else from Landover, all vegans are witches...but apparently a witch is not a vegan. Confusing, eh? Me, I'm not sure if I'm wiccan, really. I'm slightly afraid of getting put back on moderation for talking about my veggieness , but it's part of who I am, and I like not eating animal products. lol, I actually had a dream last night that I accidentally ate part of a hamburger. I was really thankful when I realized it was just a dream

[Loser_seed]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

Doesn't exist, as much as THEY would like you to think it does. All wickers have devoured some form of True Christian child in their lives. It is their master, satan, that commands this vile practice. Maybe satan has already influenced you, yes? For you to believe that there is such thing as a vegetarian wicker is a very misguided and evil way of thinking indeed. You need to check yourself into a little bit of the KJV1611 Bible before you are further lost down the road of eternal damnation.

Well, I talk to a tree spirt, and people view that as being a wiccan, but I'm vegan! Isn't that werid?

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

lol

What about the vegetarian Wiccans though? hmm..do you think "baby" counts as a meat? I suppose they could use Hufu http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu instead

Doesn't exist, as much as THEY would like you to think it does. All wickers have devoured some form of True Christian child in their lives. It is their master, satan, that commands this vile practice. Maybe satan has already influenced you, yes? For you to believe that there is such thing as a vegetarian wicker is a very misguided and evil way of thinking indeed. You need to check yourself into a little bit of the KJV1611 Bible before you are further lost down the road of eternal damnation.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

Has your child remarked that babies "taste like chicken"?

lol

What about the vegetarian Wiccans though? hmm..do you think "baby" counts as a meat? I suppose they could use Hufu http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu instead

[vestal_mastecation]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

I have a cousin who may be wicker. Alternatively she could be a piece of cane furniture.

[Kick Me]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

my spelling sucks

[Kick Me]

Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker?

I was just wondering do all christian men treat women like crap.
If so why