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  • #16
    Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

    Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
    Coming from you that is rich
    Please don't mock this Church member.
    He is a recovering mental outpatient, and as such is liable to go out and shoot people have a relapse.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • #17
      Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      Please don't mock this Church member.
      He is a recovering mental outpatient, and as such is liable to go out and shoot people have a relapse.
      I am okay Talitha. I haven't been convicted a violent crime for over a decade now. Which of course, wasn't my fault of course. SPIES. What are you going to do? You can't just let them follow you around, record your daily activities, and lie down like a lame mouse and let them strike you like a cobra, can you? NO. You have to be aware. You have to stay one step ahead. Eye of the tiger, stay focussed, I am above human.

      They sometimes come in the night. MOTEL PIMPS PROVIDE NAZI-MANUFACTURED "NIX-IMPALERS" TO SLIP UNDERNEATH MY HOTEL ROOM DOOR. No doubt in league with TEMPLE OF GHOSTS AND THE REANIMATION OF WALT DISNEY PROJECT. They are outside. WATCHING ME. I must stay in control.

      I WILL STAY IN CONTROL. I CONTROL ALL CONTROL. ALL POWER OF SPACESHIP JESUS SHINES THROUGH THE NORTH POLE INTO UNDERSEA GRIDS OF MAGNETIC RADIO LINES TO MY HOTEL ROOM AND OUT OF THE TV TO MY CEREBRAL CORTEX.

      Yes...I am in CONTROL. I am okay, Talitha. DO NOT WORRY, MY SWEET SISTER...
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      Hosea 9:7
      The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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      • #18
        Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

        Dr Warren? Room one, code nine, code nine!
        BEHOLD!!!
        THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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        May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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        • #19
          Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

          Originally posted by militant_atheist View Post
          oh we make money, but we dont steal it from ignorant idiots such as yourself. try again retard.
          Really? From whom do you steal it?

          And how is accepting donations "stealing", anyway?
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          • #20
            Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

            Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
            I am okay Talitha. I haven't been convicted a violent crime for over a decade now. Which of course, wasn't my fault of course.
            So you have tried very hard to be convicted of violent crimes in the past 10 years, just not managed to get yourself sent back to the nice farm?
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            • #21
              Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

              Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
              So you have tried very hard to be convicted of violent crimes in the past 10 years, just not managed to get yourself sent back to the nice farm?
              Dear Sister Talitha asked you in a most Christian fashion to not mock one of our Church.

              You seem more than a little uncertain of the Uncertainty principle.

              It basically says that unsaved scum such as yourself have no possible way of knowing the good and delicious Members of God's favored Forum, and in much the same way, it also says that we don't want to know you.

              All we know about you is that you are going to burn for eternity.

              Originally posted by militant_atheist View Post
              tell us the truth
              Now that you are aware of the truth,

              Are you and whomever else you were referring to when you typed 'us' all stocked up with mallows?

              hth you on your fiery descent to where you belong you God mocking piece of chunder/s.

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              • #22
                Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                Originally posted by Get Thee Hence! View Post
                Dear Sister Talitha asked you in a most Christian fashion to not mock one of our Church.
                .
                Who was mocking? It was he that said it was not his fault he had not been to prison for the past ten years, I was just asking how hard he had been trying.
                I do not fear your fictional Hell, I look forward to the REAL Heaven complete with Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.

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                • #23
                  Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                  Originally posted by militant_atheist View Post
                  tell us the truth, i know your banking in money from other idiot believers. how much have you stolen from your followers to spend on your nice fancy things?
                  The only "banking" I know that's going on are the Jewish shysters who have taken off with our hard earned money. Go ask an Adlestein how much he has stolen!
                  Yours in Christ,
                  Bethany Angelica Covington

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                  • #24
                    Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                    Originally posted by Bethany Covington View Post
                    The only "banking" I know that's going on are the Jewish shysters who have taken off with our hard earned money. Go ask an Adlestein how much he has stolen!
                    So the LBC does not use any form of banking?
                    Is it all under Pastor Al's mattress?
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                    • #25
                      Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                      Landover has its' own system in place for financial management. Please, refrain from prying, it is not polite.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #26
                        Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                        Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                        So the LBC does not use any form of banking?
                        Is it all under Pastor Al's mattress?
                        I wouldn't know what is under Pastor Al's mattress and I find it questionable that you might. A thief AND a homo?
                        Yours in Christ,
                        Bethany Angelica Covington

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                        • #27
                          Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                          Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                          Who was mocking?

                          Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                          I do not fear your real Hell, I look forward to the REAL Heaven complete with Vodka Volcano and Stripper Factory.


                          Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                          It was he that said it was not his fault he had not been to prison for the past ten years
                          Point your festered finger to where he said that...........Or avoid .

                          I am bereft at how fetid scrags like yourself manage to slime their way out of Jesus' scumbucket and still manage to type without sticking the keys.

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                          • #28
                            Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                            Originally posted by Get Thee Hence! View Post
                            Point your festered finger to where he said that...........Or avoid
                            Here...
                            Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                            I am okay Talitha. I haven't been convicted a violent crime for over a decade now. Which of course, wasn't my fault of course.
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                            • #29
                              Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                              Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                              Here...
                              Shut up pasta boy. Nobody cares what you think and we are all counting down the days until you're banned.
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                              • #30
                                Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                                Originally posted by Bethany Covington View Post
                                I wouldn't know what is under Pastor Al's mattress and I find it questionable that you might. A thief AND a homo?
                                I have no idea what is under Pastor Al's mattress either, know do I want to.
                                Considering some of the fine women here invest of a $1,000,000 a month of their late husbands estate it would only be prudent for them to be told what happens with the cash.
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