[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

Show me anything secular that equates 'prison', and 'convicted' as meaning the same thing you dooblefist.

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Way to go with the spag noodle wog logic.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

how can it be when it even starts with, Ge:1:1: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
without those, we wouldn't even be here arguing - this is what we Biblical Scientists call the anthropological argument and is proof of God.

But that is a myth the truth is

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older then it actually is.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

Which/what violent crime?

You would have to ask him that, I have no idea what Violent crimes he has been failing to get himself convicted of for the past ten years.

Do you hate God because he made you a Ranga?

I don't hate God, I love God, the real God

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

He said it was not his fault he had not been convicted, now what would have happened to him if he had been convicted of a violent crime? does your standard of intelligence really find it that hard to follow the logic?

Make up your noodled (logical ) mind

...It was he that said it was not his fault he had not been to prison for the past ten years...

Point your festered finger to where he said that...........Or avoid .

He said it was not his fault he had not been convicted

Show me anything secular that equates 'prison', and 'convicted' as meaning the same thing you dooblefist.

...now what would have happened to him if he had been convicted of a violent crime?...

Which/what violent crime?

does your standard of intelligence really find it that hard to follow the logic?

The logic before, or after you licked the toad?

Do you hate God because he made you a Ranga?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

Dictionary: a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them

I bet you got that definition from a dictionary... a bit circular isn't it?

Bible - fiction

how can it be when it even starts with, Ge:1:1: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
without those, we wouldn't even be here arguing - this is what we Biblical Scientists call the anthropological argument and is proof of God.

[Talitha]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

Show me where it says your myth is real in "The cat in the hat"

That is as logical as what you are saying.

Dictionary: a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them

Bible: the myths of Christians comprising the Old Testament and the New Testament.

Dictionary - factual
Bible - fiction

Prove your Dictionary is real. How do you know It's real?
Is it your faith that it is real that makes you believe it to be real?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

And then I suppose you want to know the definition of all the words without using a dictionary...

You crack me up! Been at the ramen again have we?

Show me where it says your myth is real in "The cat in the hat"

That is as logical as what you are saying.

Dictionary: a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them

Bible: the myths of Christians comprising the Old Testament and the New Testament.

Dictionary - factual
Bible - fiction

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

By that reasoning you must expect a person selling you a fake watch to tell you it is a fake watch.

Bible = fake creation myth so why is it going to tell you the truth?

You are not being very logical, now you show me evidence from the time Jesus is meant to have lived, that Jesus did the things the bible says he did, without using the bible.

And then I suppose you want to know the definition of all the words without using a dictionary...

You crack me up! Been at the ramen again have we?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

You're making no sense here. If The Bible was fiction then logically God would say it was fiction in The Bible.

Were is your reasoning here?

By that reasoning you must expect a person selling you a fake watch to tell you it is a fake watch.

Bible = fake creation myth so why is it going to tell you the truth?

You are not being very logical, now you show me evidence from the time Jesus is meant to have lived, that Jesus did the things the bible says he did, without using the bible.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

As your scriptures are a collection of fairy tales of course they are not going to tell people the truth.

You're making no sense here. If The Bible was fiction then logically God would say it was fiction in The Bible.

Were is your reasoning here?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

I dare you to show me one verse in Scripture that says the Bible is a fairy tale you tortellini stuffer. Give it your best shot.

As your scriptures are a collection of fairy tales of course they are not going to tell people the truth.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

Weather you consider them to be True Christens of not is beside the point, I find they version of the Fairy Tale just as unbelievable as yours.
All Noodles are good, they are all eaten as a mark of love for our TRUE creator.

I dare you to show me one verse in Scripture that says the Bible is a fairy tale you tortellini stuffer. Give it your best shot.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

Catlicks are not True Christians. They are papist puke. Listen girle, when I want your opinions, I'll squeeze it out of you like guts from the worm you are.

And why are you bringing in dot noodles?

Weather you consider them to be True Christens of not is beside the point, I find they version of the Fairy Tale just as unbelievable as yours.
All Noodles are good, they are all eaten as a mark of love for our TRUE creator.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

Again I ask, where did he say say that.

Let's get something straight you little schmegma, we here at Landover take the KJV literally..........That means Word for Glorious Word.....One after the Glorious Other. In our Christian way, we show you similar respect. We take you literally too.

Now show the normally kind hearted folk of Landover and I where the Mad Proph. said "It is (was) not my (his) fault I (he) had (have) not been to prison for the past ten years".

Can you wrap your pissant little God mocking mind around that simple task without cootieing it all up like you are with the Good Brothers re your effeminate debate about God's fiscal abundance?

He said it was not his fault he had not been convicted, now what would have happened to him if he had been convicted of a violent crime? does your standard of intelligence really find it that hard to follow the logic?

[James Hutchins]

Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

I am not inquiring about the finances of an individual who may or may not have lived 2000 years ago, I am wondering what a public church is doing with the millions of dollars it tricks out of people each month with its fairy tale.


I think you must have messed up your medication....
What have the catholics, who are just another branch of your mythical faith got to do with me?

You have just shown that you don't think very well at all.

RAmen

Catlicks are not True Christians. They are papist puke. Listen girle, when I want your opinions, I'll squeeze it out of you like guts from the worm you are.

And why are you bringing in dot noodles?