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  • #46
    Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Catlicks are not True Christians. They are papist puke. Listen girle, when I want your opinions, I'll squeeze it out of you like guts from the worm you are.

    And why are you bringing in dot noodles?
    Weather you consider them to be True Christens of not is beside the point, I find they version of the Fairy Tale just as unbelievable as yours.
    All Noodles are good, they are all eaten as a mark of love for our TRUE creator.
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    • #47
      Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

      Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
      Weather you consider them to be True Christens of not is beside the point, I find they version of the Fairy Tale just as unbelievable as yours.
      All Noodles are good, they are all eaten as a mark of love for our TRUE creator.
      I dare you to show me one verse in Scripture that says the Bible is a fairy tale you tortellini stuffer. Give it your best shot.

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      • #48
        Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        I dare you to show me one verse in Scripture that says the Bible is a fairy tale you tortellini stuffer. Give it your best shot.
        As your scriptures are a collection of fairy tales of course they are not going to tell people the truth.
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        • #49
          Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

          Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
          As your scriptures are a collection of fairy tales of course they are not going to tell people the truth.
          You're making no sense here. If The Bible was fiction then logically God would say it was fiction in The Bible.

          Were is your reasoning here?

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          • #50
            Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            You're making no sense here. If The Bible was fiction then logically God would say it was fiction in The Bible.

            Were is your reasoning here?
            By that reasoning you must expect a person selling you a fake watch to tell you it is a fake watch.

            Bible = fake creation myth so why is it going to tell you the truth?

            You are not being very logical, now you show me evidence from the time Jesus is meant to have lived, that Jesus did the things the bible says he did, without using the bible.
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            • #51
              Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

              Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
              By that reasoning you must expect a person selling you a fake watch to tell you it is a fake watch.

              Bible = fake creation myth so why is it going to tell you the truth?

              You are not being very logical, now you show me evidence from the time Jesus is meant to have lived, that Jesus did the things the bible says he did, without using the bible.
              And then I suppose you want to know the definition of all the words without using a dictionary...

              You crack me up! Been at the ramen again have we?
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              • #52
                Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                And then I suppose you want to know the definition of all the words without using a dictionary...

                You crack me up! Been at the ramen again have we?
                Show me where it says your myth is real in "The cat in the hat"

                That is as logical as what you are saying.

                Dictionary: a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them

                Bible: the myths of Christians comprising the Old Testament and the New Testament.

                Dictionary - factual
                Bible - fiction
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                • #53
                  Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                  Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                  Show me where it says your myth is real in "The cat in the hat"

                  That is as logical as what you are saying.

                  Dictionary: a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them

                  Bible: the myths of Christians comprising the Old Testament and the New Testament.

                  Dictionary - factual
                  Bible - fiction
                  Prove your Dictionary is real. How do you know It's real?
                  Is it your faith that it is real that makes you believe it to be real?

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                  • #54
                    Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                    Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                    Dictionary: a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them
                    I bet you got that definition from a dictionary... a bit circular isn't it?
                    Bible - fiction
                    how can it be when it even starts with, Ge:1:1: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
                    without those, we wouldn't even be here arguing - this is what we Biblical Scientists call the anthropological argument and is proof of God.
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                    • #55
                      Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                      Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                      He said it was not his fault he had not been convicted, now what would have happened to him if he had been convicted of a violent crime? does your standard of intelligence really find it that hard to follow the logic?
                      Make up your noodled (logical ) mind

                      Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                      ...It was he that said it was not his fault he had not been to prison for the past ten years...
                      Originally posted by Get Thee Hence! View Post
                      Point your festered finger to where he said that...........Or avoid .
                      Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                      He said it was not his fault he had not been convicted
                      Show me anything secular that equates 'prison', and 'convicted' as meaning the same thing you dooblefist.

                      Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                      ...now what would have happened to him if he had been convicted of a violent crime?...
                      Which/what violent crime?

                      Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                      does your standard of intelligence really find it that hard to follow the logic?
                      The logic before, or after you licked the toad?

                      Do you hate God because he made you a Ranga?

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                      • #56
                        Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                        Originally posted by Get Thee Hence! View Post
                        Which/what violent crime?
                        You would have to ask him that, I have no idea what Violent crimes he has been failing to get himself convicted of for the past ten years.


                        Originally posted by Get Thee Hence! View Post

                        Do you hate God because he made you a Ranga?
                        I don't hate God, I love God, the real God
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                        • #57
                          Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          how can it be when it even starts with, Ge:1:1: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
                          without those, we wouldn't even be here arguing - this is what we Biblical Scientists call the anthropological argument and is proof of God.
                          But that is a myth the truth is

                          THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older then it actually is.
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                          • #58
                            Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                            Originally posted by Get Thee Hence! View Post
                            Show me anything secular that equates 'prison', and 'convicted' as meaning the same thing you dooblefist.
                            Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                            .....
                            Way to go with the spag noodle wog logic.

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                            • #59
                              Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                              Originally posted by Get Thee Hence! View Post
                              Show me anything secular that equates 'prison', and 'convicted' as meaning the same thing you dooblefist.
                              According to the U.S. DoJ the average sentence for a person convicted of a violent crime is 89 months, with the average time served being 43 months.
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                              • #60
                                Re: hey pastor, how much money are you making off of this site?

                                Originally posted by Get Thee Hence! View Post
                                Show me anything secular that equates 'prison', and 'convicted' as meaning the same thing you dooblefist.

                                Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                                According to the U.S. DoJ the average sentence for a person convicted of a violent crime is 89 months, with the average time served being 43 months.
                                So you agree with me then that you are a dooblefist.

                                Good to hear..........We're making progress.

                                Praise.

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