What won't New Agers believe?

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Lady, the things that you don't "see" could fill a football stadium. That's because your father is satan.

Yeah, I'm still not a liar, hon. Anyone who really knows me knows that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

I don't see why that's any less reasonable than believing that God is an invisible friend in the sky who sacrificed himself to himself so he could change his own rule.

Lady, the things that you don't "see" could fill a football stadium. That's because your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Great. An open debate between two mad prophets over whether God is a bag-o-pot noodles or a spaceship. I cannot wait to see what kind of convincing, logical arguments will be made in THIS thread.

I don't see why that's any less reasonable than believing that God is an invisible friend in the sky who sacrificed himself to himself so he could change his own rule.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Now Now Pastor Al, give Mad Prophet Helmholtz the credit due to him. He uses arguments that are just as convincing & logical as as the ones used by yourself and the other Pastors.

You are missing the point, old sod. Helmholtz does make the occasional valid argument based solidly in the KJV1611. So far you haven't made even one that I cannot readily refute and so, apparently, Helmholtz feels that you are a worthy opponent. If you and Helholtz choose to argue spaceship versus noodly appendage I, for one, would be thoroughly entertained.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Great. An open debate between two mad prophets over whether God is a bag-o-pot noodles or a spaceship. I cannot wait to see what kind of convincing, logical arguments will be made in THIS thread.

Now Now Pastor Al, give Mad Prophet Helmholtz the credit due to him. He uses arguments that are just as convincing & logical as as the ones used by yourself and the other Pastors.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Great. An open debate between two mad prophets over whether God is a bag-o-pot noodles or a spaceship. I cannot wait to see what kind of convincing, logical arguments will be made in THIS thread.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

Sorry. I had to correct your post, since I did not want the general internet public to get misinformation!

Misinformation is all I have ever heard from YOU

God IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster

If you ever recover from that eternal trip you will come to accept this truth.

I know it is not your fault, those drugs they forced on you have done a lot of damage, it is going to take a long time for you to recover, if you ever do.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

While I agree with you that that poll is ridiculous, it clearly does not have an option to select the CORRECT answer

God is SPACESHIP JESUS

Sorry. I had to correct your post, since I did not want the general internet public to get misinformation!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What won't New Agers believe?

I was Googling "God" today, and found this ridiculous poll by some New Age freaks.

The things these people believe about "what is God"?

Fortunately, there is one correct answer in the poll:



We should make sure that a proper, Christian response is received by these God-mockers!

While I agree with you that that poll is ridiculous, it clearly does not have an option to select the CORRECT answer

God is The Flying Spaghetti Monster

[JennyD]

I was Googling "God" today, and found this ridiculous poll by some New Age freaks.

The things these people believe about "what is God"?

Fortunately, there is one correct answer in the poll:

Just like the Bible says, God is Jehovah, the creator of the universe and judge of who's been good and bad.

We should make sure that a proper, Christian response is received by these God-mockers!