The New Master's Degree in Witchcraft

[Johny Joe Hold]

To "spell" once meant [what we now call] to read. Glyphs [signs on the page] spake words.
God is not a witch, sure, but how should a god speak now? This god, that god, ALL gods,

by voice? (one of your mad priests)
by text? (per some on line crank)
by deed? (faith lives in acts not words)
. . or were there no gods to start with. Just lies and fools to whom the lies made sense, or on pain of death lies they'd say were true. But they're not true, are they.

If they were true, like birds are true: you see them, they fly, they bite and screech and sick up splodge -

. ."Glurge" it's called in the case of priests - but what they say is false just like a witch is false -
there'd be no threats (burned at the stake or chopped up live) to say they were. The truth, like birds, would be plain to see.

"If they were true, like birds are true: you see them, they fly..."

Good grief, Mr. Fag, can't you read. Moses talked to God himself (Exodus Chapter 19). Your posts and the course in Witchcraft at Yale are all part of Satan's plan to made us doubt God. Satan wants us and wants us bad. When we are under the spells of witches he will steal us from God.

[Adam Fag]

To "spell" once meant [what we now call] to read. Glyphs [signs on the page] spake words.

God is not a witch, sure, but how should a god speak now? This god, that god, ALL gods,

by voice? (one of your mad priests)
by text? (per some on line crank)
by deed? (faith lives in acts not words)

. . or were there no gods to start with. Just lies and fools to whom the lies made sense, or on pain of death lies they'd say were true. But they're not true, are they.


If they were true, like birds are true: you see them, they fly, they bite and screech and sick up splodge -


. ."Glurge" it's called in the case of priests - but what they say is false just like a witch is false -


there'd be no threats (burned at the stake or chopped up live) to say they were. The truth, like birds, would be plain to see.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

This is disgusting Mr. Mayor. I can't believe any legitimate college would be so blatantly biased in favor of a kooky ideology. Fortunately there are hundreds of Christian schools to counter their wicked heresy, where the letters DEI only stand for Divinity, Evangelical and Immanuel. These are the places where we nurture the sons of the blessed to bring Our Lord's vision of reality into, uhh, reality.

[Johny Joe Hold]

When will this "diversity" thing end? Now, the famous Ivy League School, Yale University, is offering a Master's Degree in, would you believe it, Witchcraft. It's part of the school's mission to accept all religions, to offer "diversity."

Students can learn about different kinds of "spells." I suppose everyone would want a "spell" that is tailor-made for herself, just like everyone need his own "god." New student orientation includes a "lite spell" skit. Satan is running over every obstacle in his evil path. We True Christians^tm need to double our efforts.

That said, we at Landover Baptist have our own version of diversity. You can give money by either check or electronic transfer.

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