[James Hutchins]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

What kind of a question is this!

Jesus had Cassius Clay stuck down with Parkinson’s. Never even had to enter the ring.



Jesus - World Champion and never defeated.

[JRFinn]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

us fink folks here are LBC

That is all.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Your interpretation of this is entirely subjective. Who are you to say what this means? To me, it looks like God says to hate people who hate him.

I agree.

People who pray 5 times a day don't hate God by any stretch of the imagination.

What're you talking about? They're praying to Satan! If they only prayed to their demon once a day God might just hate them a tiny bit less, but blaspheming 35 times a week is just inexcusable.

I don't agree with this portrayal, but this is what archaeological evidence points to. Again, I DON'T ENDORSE THIS PHOTO.



My point is, as much as this is heresy, it theoretically should be more credible than the picture based off of white bias because people set out to solve this problem and this is what they found. But, evidently, it isn't.

So you agree that Jesus is white, then?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

So far, all I've been greeted with was a series of asinine ramblings and exercises in rhetoric.

I see a lot of hate here, and I was interested in that bible passage that Heathen Basher posted.



Your interpretation of this is entirely subjective. Who are you to say what this means? To me, it looks like God says to hate people who hate him. People who pray 5 times a day don't hate God by any stretch of the imagination. Just because they're misguided doesn't mean they should be hated. If they were simply shown the truth would they not show the same fervor and love for Jesus Christ? Those telling me to repent: If you're concerned about the safety of my soul you're welcome to join my discussion under the forum "False Religions and Cults", under the thread 'Hello Everybody!'

But they aren't worshiping the true God. They are worshiping their evil made-up Moon god.

http://www.floridabaptistwitness.com/6268.article

BTW, that picture of Jesus you showed is based directly off of one commissioned by the Roman Catholic Church. Check your sources!

My point is, as much as this is heresy, it theoretically should be more credible than the picture based off of white bias because people set out to solve this problem and this is what they found. But, evidently, it isn't.

That picture was a reconstruction of a random Joo from Jesus' time, not Jesus. Get your facts straights. Jesus is white:

http://tarobb.blogspot.com/2008/12/person-who-posted-comment-yesterday.html

[TC Patriot]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

This thread is just to entirely theoretical for my comfort.

Even imagining restraining Christ in any way in his battle against the Mooslim horde is as blasphemy!

One exalted exhale from Christ's mighty nostrils (a trait He picked up from His Father!) would crush the stinky Moohammed as though he were a sand flea !!!

This is not theoretical at all. God/Jesus made himself man so that he could be crucified. If he had been God the nails could not have penetrated his hands and feet.

The man Jesus was perfect so how could an imperfect man beat him? That's the point.

Jesus the man and Jesus the Lord are both unbeatable but only a True Christian would understand that. I think I have proven my point.

Shout Praise!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

More dream matchups...
Greek Pantheon vs Egyptian Pantheon: Battle Royale! Osiris and Isis tag team Dionysus and Hermes, but Zeus and Ares come in to defend and wallop the remaining Egyptians.

L. Ron Hubbard reanimated cyborg vs. David Koresh reanimated cyborg: A pretty much even fight until L. Ron's superior BSing skills convince Koresh to resign the fight. Koresh does, but being so despondent over losing, sets fire to the whole arena, killing everyone inside.

Spaceship Jesus vs. Flying Spaghetti Monster: The FSM would helplessly flay its noodly appendages at the Spaceship, but won't be able to get through the thick armor. 74,000 laser beams fry the FSM and everyone on board Spaceship Jesus has pasta for dinner.

[Nicholas]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

So far, all I've been greeted with was a series of asinine ramblings and exercises in rhetoric.

I see a lot of hate here, and I was interested in that bible passage that Heathen Basher posted.

Psalm 139: 21Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

Your interpretation of this is entirely subjective. Who are you to say what this means? To me, it looks like God says to hate people who hate him. People who pray 5 times a day don't hate God by any stretch of the imagination. Just because they're misguided doesn't mean they should be hated. If they were simply shown the truth would they not show the same fervor and love for Jesus Christ? Those telling me to repent: If you're concerned about the safety of my soul you're welcome to join my discussion under the forum "False Religions and Cults", under the thread 'Hello Everybody!'

BTW, that picture of Jesus you showed is based directly off of one commissioned by the Roman Catholic Church. Check your sources!

I don't agree with this portrayal, but this is what archaeological evidence points to. Again, I DON'T ENDORSE THIS PHOTO.



My point is, as much as this is heresy, it theoretically should be more credible than the picture based off of white bias because people set out to solve this problem and this is what they found. But, evidently, it isn't.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

This thread is just to entirely theoretical for my comfort.

Even imagining restraining Christ in any way in his battle against the Mooslim horde is as blasphemy!

One exalted exhale from Christ's mighty nostrils (a trait He picked up from His Father!) would crush the stinky Moohammed as though he were a sand flea !!!

[MOMOwheeler]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Muhammad Shoots... Jesus Saves!

[TC Patriot]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Also, is there any evidence pointing to Jesus being white? Thanks!

WHITE MAN


NEGRO

Are you blind! Obviously you are.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Is this thread not filled with hate? If you demand tolerance and understanding from other religions, can you not afford them the same? If not only out of respect for them being another of His children?

First off, you need to REPENT!

Tolerance? I's sorry but us fink folks here are LBC do not tolerate rapists, thugs, cults, homers, commies, and murderers like that vile Mo Ham Mad and his moon god also known as SATAN.

Leave it to some LIEbrul sissy boy to find the enemies of Jesus and America tolerable. Once again repent!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

How about the fat chink Budda vs. The leader of the Hairy Krishnas (whoever he is)?

I heard that if the Hairy Krishnoids chant their demonic gibberish for long enough, Satan gives them extra arms, so I reckon that'd swing it. Plus Buddha would probably be too lazy to waddle over there to smack his opponent, so he'd probably just sit around snacking on a cat until the other guy leapt on him in a ball of crazy-haired orange fury.
What about the Dolly Parton Llama versus a Godless atheist commie chink with a tank? Nine curly Jews versus the Antichrist Pope back when he was young, healthy, and armed with Nazi weaponry?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Is this thread not filled with hate? If you demand tolerance and understanding from other religions, can you not afford them the same? If not only out of respect for them being another of His children?

We follow the Bible.

Psalm 139: 21Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

Please take your Anti-American, pro-Islamofascist views elsewhere, terrorist!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Is this thread not filled with hate? If you demand tolerance and understanding from other religions, can you not afford them the same? If not only out of respect for them being another of His children?

We don't demand tolerance and understanding from other (false) religions. We demand that they renounce satan and convert to True Christianity(tm). The most loving thing we can do for you or anyone else is to steer them onto the path of Salvation(c). To "tolerate" false religion is like "tolerating" drunk driving.

Also, is there any evidence pointing to Jesus being white? Thanks!

Absolutely! His father is God! Take a look at THIS thread.

[Nicholas]

Re: Who'd Win in a Fight Jesus or Muhammad?

Also, is there any evidence pointing to Jesus being white? Thanks!