[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

All things in moderation. There is time for bible study, and there is time for Battlefield 2142.

Not in a life dedicated to the Worship of The Lord there isn't.

[salvation-in-a-can]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Instead of playing games,how about reading the Bible?

All things in moderation. There is time for bible study, and there is time for Battlefield 2142.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Indeed! And let us not also forget

That was an interesting choice of scripture, but I don't see how it applies to Pastor Bathfire.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[rskagy]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

I think you might have taken the first step along the road to Salvation™. M't:15:24: But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.

Indeed! And let us not also forget

Ye hypocrites, well did Esaias prophesy of you, saying,
This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.
And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand:
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

I think you might have taken the first step along the road to Salvation(tm). M't:15:24: But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.

[rskagy]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

You're right brother, and please accept my apology on that earlier comment, I was simply trying to help you with your grammar problem. Advise is a verb, not a noun! Please understand I did not wish to make a personal attack but since we were on the topic of spelling and grammar I thought I would bring it up.

How can I say this more humbly then? Please forgive me, oh great brother who I have wronged with my grammar corrections, forgive me. I repent of this sin, please do not continue to send me these warnings, I don't know how I will live with myself if I get another one!

[rskagy]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Mocking God will not advance your Salvation™ . I should imagine that black gay terrorists would only be capable of planting watermelon bombs dressed out in chintz, so we need not bother ourselves with them.

You're right brother, and please accept my apology on that earlier comment, I was simply trying to help you with your grammar problem. Advise is a verb, not a noun! Please understand I did not wish to make a personal attack but since we were on the topic of spelling and grammar I thought I would bring it up.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Jesus is wonderful because he keeps us safe from all the black gay terrorists, of course. I was just getting to that.

Your turn!

Mocking God will not advance your Salvation(tm) . I should imagine that black gay terrorists would only be capable of planting watermelon bombs dressed out in chintz, so we need not bother ourselves with them.

[rskagy]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

So where's that introduction?

Anyway, I'm not going to correspond further with you until you adhere to church protocol.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

It's in the introduction forum, where else? Please excuse me for not posting it within the timeframe you requested but I was detained by a Jehovah's Witness trying to convert me at my door. Apologies, brother! I told him to go ahead and go to hell like a good pagan.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

I did take your advice, actually. You would do well to read it yourself as well! It will help you with your problems, I'm sure.

So where's that introduction?

Anyway, I'm not going to correspond further with you until you adhere to church protocol.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[rskagy]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Is there some reason you have not taken the very excellent advise I gave you?

Pastor Bathfire is correct, you haven't contributed anything.

Please do as I have asked.

Thanks!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

I did take your advice, actually. You would do well to read it yourself as well! It will help you with your problems, I'm sure.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Jesus is wonderful because he keeps us safe from all the black gay terrorists, of course. I was just getting to that.

Your turn!

Please do as I asked before you post again. As of the moment a good read of the "noobs" thread is imperative.

Thanks.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[rskagy]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

That's a personal question, but, as it happens there is and there has been for the last 40 years.

On a more important matter, you seem to be contributing very little to the general site as to why Jesus is wonderful. Please get on with it.

Jesus is wonderful because he keeps us safe from all the black gay terrorists, of course. I was just getting to that.

Your turn!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Thank you brother you are kind for taking time out of your day to check my spelling, a funny thing happened when I typed the word 'Blessed', it turned to divine revelation thus making my spelling incorrect! Obviously there is some demon that needs to be exorcised from the forum's code somewhere.

I will make sure to read that forum post about noobs, I'm sure it will enlighten me greatly.

Is there some reason you have not taken the very excellent advise I gave you?

Pastor Bathfire is correct, you haven't contributed anything.

Please do as I have asked.

Thanks!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

You're a funny sort of person... Do you enjoy what you do for the Church? Is there a Mrs. Ezekiel Bathfire?

That's a personal question, but, as it happens there is and there has been for the last 40 years.

On a more important matter, you seem to be contributing very little to the general site as to why Jesus is wonderful. Please get on with it.