[Miss April]

Re: Twilight!

Speaking of twilight, I've just found that there is a Twicon (Twilight style convention). They even have their own forum for talking about vampires.
Thank you very much for posting Brother Nabar

Here are a couple of homers who are getting ready for the convention:

They sound like Queers Those to Men need Jesus

Here's a little tramp who is going there to look for some action:

Her Outfit is so ugly She looks nothing but a Dirty Whore trying to get some action from men its Sick

[Nobar King]

Re: Twilight!

This is how they promote their satanic agenda, by feeding fat little girls 'lust candy' to help satiate their loneliness:

TwiCon Exclusive: New Moon's Trio to Each Have Their Own Candy Bar

01 Aug 2009 17:16:30 CDT | TwiCon Coverage | Movie News | Posted By: REELZ

What does your heart desire? If Twilight and chocolate top your list, then you're in luck. Just in time for Halloween, the people who brought you the Sweethearts "Forbiden Fruits" Conversation Hearts are coming out with three new chocolate bars.

If cream-filled is your choice, then you'll want the one with Bella's face. The Jacob Heart's Desire bar is filled with peanut butter. And Edward offers a classic caramel center. But why exercise moderation here, Twi-hards. Something tells us you'll want to try all three.

They must be stopped.

[Nobar King]

Re: Twilight!

Speaking of twilight, I've just found that there is a Twicon (Twilight style convention). They even have their own forum for talking about vampires.

Here are a couple of homers who are getting ready for the convention:

Here's a little tramp who is going there to look for some action:

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Twilight!

Garlic isn't a drug...

[VampireSlayer]

Re: Twilight!

Yep. It's called garlic.

Remember children, A clove a day keeps the living dead away!

Besides, I couldn't type properly on any of that weird crap the drug careers ship these days. And I'd cut myself to bits on these wires...

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Twilight!

Bye Ned flanders I mean some devout protestant who wouldn't hesitate to vaporise a satanist from america. If those protestants good for anything, they're good for Violent promotion of religion. Always a very very good thing, that. =D

Are you on the drugs?

[VampireSlayer]

Re: Twilight!

Bye Ned flanders I mean some devout protestant who wouldn't hesitate to vaporise a satanist from america. If those protestants good for anything, they're good for Violent promotion of religion. Always a very very good thing, that. =D

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Twilight!

That or we can give Ned flanders a 67mm JOSHUA silver-plated minigun and let him rip these vampires a new one.

Excuse me, Buffy . . . you're going to give a cartoon character a gun to battle nonexistent vampires?

[VampireSlayer]

Re: Twilight!

Pft. Everybody knows vampires don't exist. Otherwise, we would have read about them in the Bible,

I can contest that. Vampirism is a satanic disease created bye lucifer after the coming of Jesus christ as a failed but rather long lasting attempt to kill christianity before it spread too far. We're still working on killing all of them. >_>

[VampireSlayer]

Re: Twilight!

Tell me all about it. -.-' It gets really annoying having to spend half your life inside a church to avoid being mobbed bye hissing ghouls who read the book. And unfortunately I'm technically disallowed from simply dismembering them because they're not past the point of nor return.

We should burn these damned books- they're the worst thing I've ever read and pure evil.

That or we can give Ned flanders a 67mm JOSHUA silver-plated minigun and let him rip these vampires a new one.

[Rock4MyLord]

Re: Twilight!

Pft. Everybody knows vampires don't exist. Otherwise, we would have read about them in the Bible,

[Miss April]

Re: Twilight!

Well like Wonderful Sister Angels said it does seem like your promoting evil a little But Thank you for posting this you are right Those sick Vampire Books are really Evil this Twilight garbage is BrainWashing Young Children everywhere It needs to be Stoped and banned! Can you think of any ideas of how we can put a stop to this Trash?

[JennyD]

Re: Twilight!

You have a daughter?

Brother Nobar, teenagers these days do often have children. Usually out of wedlock, they are what we would call "bastards", and are damned to Hell for their parents' sin.

However, I think this particular teenager is referring to America's daughters.

So, S&T, what are you going to do to stop this second Twilight movie, or to reduce its influence on young American women?

[Nobar King]

Re: Twilight!

You have a daughter?

[StraightAndTrue!]

Re: Twilight!

It does come across as though you are promoting this evil though.

How does me trying to stop this from brainwashing our daughters into me promoting evil? I'm somewhat confused...